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jesus christ can we just quarantine all the rich parts of SV and SF and never let them out until they die by their own apps
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Feb 10, 2020 23:55
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Freaking Crumbum posted:i don't care if this makes me a bad person, if i have the option to have my corpse launched into the sun you better loving bet i'm taking that option Take a minute & think about what youve said.. lol
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Feb 10, 2020 23:59
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Freaking Crumbum posted:really though, it's not like anyone on earth is ever going to be able to verify where the coffin ends up. you're basically paying to have your body disposed of in one of the few ways that guarantees you can't be resurrected as a brain-hungering undead at some point in the future this is how coronavirus zombies wind up eating the population of alpha centauri. just die in a tree and let the birds pick you clean.
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Feb 11, 2020 00:56
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Freaking Crumbum posted:i don't care if this makes me a bad person, if i have the option to have my corpse launched into the sun you better loving bet i'm taking that option they don't launch full corpses, only a "symbolic portion" (i.e., as little as possible) of a cremated person's ashes
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Feb 11, 2020 01:02
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lol https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1226902394765746176
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Feb 11, 2020 01:54
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if i understand cat genetics right, male callies and torties are rare because they have to have two x chromosones to have both orange and black fur, making all male callies xxy! A fun fact to throw at people who don't understand that even sex alone can be more complex than xx vs xy Oh uh content, time is a flat circle https://www.cnet.com/news/nevada-democrats-said-to-have-new-caucus-tool-to-track-results/
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Feb 11, 2020 03:16
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capitaldelendaest posted:if i understand cat genetics right, male callies and torties are rare because they have to have two x chromosones to have both orange and black fur, making all male callies xxy! A fun fact to throw at people who don't understand that even sex alone can be more complex than xx vs xy quote:"NV Dems can confidently say that what happened in the Iowa caucus last night will not happen in Nevada," William McCurdy II wrote. "We will not be employing the same app or vendor used in the Iowa caucus." Yes, Nevada will find completely new ways to gently caress up their caucus! It'll be nothing like Iowa!
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Feb 11, 2020 03:52
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gonna take klobber for the pick three on my recycled sportsbook app that now does democracy
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Feb 11, 2020 04:07
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wonder why people just poo poo in the street there
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Feb 11, 2020 04:22
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https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1226645349957357568
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Feb 11, 2020 06:35
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Thanatosian posted:Ahahahahahahahahah!  >
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Feb 11, 2020 06:39
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capitaldelendaest posted:if i understand cat genetics right, male callies and torties are rare because they have to have two x chromosones to have both orange and black fur, making all male callies xxy! A fun fact to throw at people who don't understand that even sex alone can be more complex than xx vs xy male torties are one in a million rare and always sterile, apparently
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Feb 11, 2020 07:42
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Thanatosian posted:Ahahahahahahahahah! https://twitter.com/diawlectical/status/1225660468682903554
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Feb 11, 2020 09:17
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Jesus. Unopened deck? So it's nicely arranged A Hearts to K Clubs? You don't need to be Penn Gillette to practically guarantee cutting at a picture card with like ten minutes of practice. Or just take the top or bottom one.
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Feb 11, 2020 10:14
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Helen Highwater posted:Jesus. Unopened deck?
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Feb 11, 2020 10:31
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Tubgoat posted:Game of EDH between the tied candidates, imo. Cards Against Humanity
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Feb 11, 2020 10:59
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https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/32148/the-navy-now-wants-to-retire-the-first-four-of-its-troublesome-littoral-combat-ships https://mobile.twitter.com/thewarzonewire/status/1227057811164549123 There isn't a military industrial complex thread and this was the closest thing. We have ships from the cold war still active and these things get retired. No one wants them due to their many problems and maintenance issues. (Not even the coast gaurd) Billions. Gone.
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Feb 11, 2020 11:02
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Inceltown posted:Cards Against Humanity Theyre politicians. It should be a full game of Sidereal Confluence.
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Feb 11, 2020 11:41
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capitaldelendaest posted:if i understand cat genetics right, male callies and torties are rare because they have to have two x chromosones to have both orange and black fur, making all male callies xxy! A fun fact to throw at people who don't understand that even sex alone can be more complex than xx vs xy There's other possible ways for that to happen too, but yeah, since the orange fur and black fur are both on X and mutually exclusive, there needs to be something Real Funky going on and XXY is the most common one.
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Feb 11, 2020 12:07
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Inceltown posted:Cards Against Humanity You know what, I like this, provided it's observed by primary/caucus voters who are allowed to change their votes based on the candidates' plays. Bernie wins 98% of the vote
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Feb 11, 2020 13:04
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https://twitter.com/luluyilun/status/1227182193501323265
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Feb 11, 2020 13:46
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Helen Highwater posted:Jesus. Unopened deck? Hopefully it's not THAT bad, but yes, the CIA have got crack cardsmiths in place to make sure rattigieg gets all the tiebreaker delegates. quote:Game of Chance:
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Feb 11, 2020 14:13
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SwissArmyDruid posted:Hopefully it's not THAT bad, but yes, the CIA have got crack cardsmiths in place to make sure rattigieg gets all the tiebreaker delegates. This reads as sarcasm but I am 100% sure it's objectively true.
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Feb 11, 2020 15:00
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Armadillo Tank posted:https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/32148/the-navy-now-wants-to-retire-the-first-four-of-its-troublesome-littoral-combat-ships God I wish they were cyclone class, because then this could be a story about a bunch of guys retiring the c-littoral because they couldn’t figure out what to do with it. I had my checkered sports jacket with oversized lapels and spinning bow tie prepped and ready to go!
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Feb 11, 2020 15:13
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mysterious frankie posted:I had my checkered sports jacket with oversized lapels and spinning bow tie prepped and ready to go!
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Feb 11, 2020 18:26
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https://mobile.twitter.com/phogan/status/1226975560225710090
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Feb 11, 2020 18:55
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Former US drone operator recalls dropping a missile on Afghanistan children and says military is ‘worse than the Nazis’ B-but I thought I was one of the good guys you know just shooting a dog for fun with my nintendo plane but it turns out...*sniff*.... it turns out it was a kid. Why can't everyone see that I'm the victim here? ME ME ME! 
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Feb 11, 2020 19:10
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capitaldelendaest posted:if i understand cat genetics right, male callies and torties are rare because they have to have two x chromosones to have both orange and black fur, making all male callies xxy! A fun fact to throw at people who don't understand that even sex alone can be more complex than xx vs xy all cats are girls and all dogs are boys, IDK why you eggheads needed all this genes poo poo to figure out what everyone else already knew
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Feb 11, 2020 19:17
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:all cats are girls and all dogs are boys, IDK why you eggheads needed all this genes poo poo to figure out what everyone else already knew the two genders: catgirls and dogboys
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Feb 11, 2020 20:00
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:the two genders: catgirls and dogboys  
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Feb 11, 2020 20:57
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Helen Highwater posted:Jesus. Unopened deck? they are supposed to shuffle it at least 7 times before drawing
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Feb 11, 2020 21:01
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this says more about patrick hogan than it does about google
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Feb 11, 2020 21:10
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https://twitter.com/KimZetter/status/1227300593074491392
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Feb 11, 2020 21:13
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https://twitter.com/SeanTimothy16/status/1227233533674053633 Green Party 🌻, Investor, Associate @ Data Processing Inc, former law clerk
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Feb 11, 2020 21:51
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https://twitter.com/gregpmiller/status/1227204223214985216
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Feb 11, 2020 22:04
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Eugene V. Dubstep posted:this says more about patrick hogan than it does about google i just ran across this and i don't know patrick hogan so you're gonna have to help me out, is he a crypto-racist or just way too into google, android, and star trek
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Feb 11, 2020 22:11
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Oh wow
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Feb 11, 2020 22:31
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Doctor Jeep posted:https://twitter.com/SeanTimothy16/status/1227233533674053633 Between this and Roseanne running on the Green Party ticket a few years back, I'm a little curious enough to wonder whether the Green Party is going to attract more ecofascists as time goes on, like a second outlet for embarrassed Republicans alongside the Libertarian Party, but not curious enough to look anything up galenanorth has issued a correction as of 22:39 on Feb 11, 2020 |
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Feb 11, 2020 22:32
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Armadillo Tank posted:https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/32148/the-navy-now-wants-to-retire-the-first-four-of-its-troublesome-littoral-combat-ships are them the ones that couldn't operate in salt water because it was eating through the hull?
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Feb 11, 2020 22:43
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Armadillo Tank posted:https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/32148/the-navy-now-wants-to-retire-the-first-four-of-its-troublesome-littoral-combat-ships the military industrial complex is dystopian
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