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Part of me wants to insist that the position ‘cloud seller’ is inherently ugly linguistically and should probably be ‘cloud sales’ but also I have no loving idea what nuances that job might involve that might necessitate a seperate denotation for it
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:IT jobs that sound like scams "sound like"
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Feb 11, 2020 04:46
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Americans judging our meat pie flavoured Shapes when they have a cereal aisle that is mostly bags of branded marshmallows
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Feb 11, 2020 05:02
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quote:Data Scientist - Artificial Intelligence - 12 Months Hire - Melbourne (294129BR) MELBOURNE, Australia Lol I'm not taking a 12 month gig to train my own robot overlord.
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Laserface posted:i dunno, everyone bangs on about this country being great but its usually followed immediately by 'good jobs' with little other qualifiers and yeah ok you get sick leave and annual leave and decent conditions but thats only if you get a full time job. a big part for me is that it's not much better in most other western countries and it's not really possible for most people to move internationally so we have to accept where we are and just try to do what we can to make things better for everyone. capitalism is the real enemy and every other nation embraces it too.
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naeka posted:a big part for me is that it's not much better in most other western countries and it's not really possible for most people to move internationally so we have to accept where we are and just try to do what we can to make things better for everyone. capitalism is the real enemy and every other nation embraces it too. The answer is this. Also exporting the concept of bakeries with decent meat pies to the untamed savages of parts unknown.
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Outrail posted:Lol I'm not taking a 12 month gig to train my own robot overlord. post/av combo you're perfect
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iRend posted:Who wants a new job? My little company is hiring in most corners. PM me with the code if you're interested. Know of anything going in digital change management? My Mrs is keen on contracting, day rate $850-900 if there's anything going
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^ whoa I know spergin knows this AND IS ANTISOCIAL, but some of you other cunts might not. There's a discord. It is used for bitching about work, taking sickies, and playing videogames. Get in. e: it is for good cunts and there's no doxxing (except for that once) and most forum rules still apply, but there's more porn. https://discord.gg/efPVMRc (invite good for 10 new cunts) iRend fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Feb 11, 2020 |
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Feb 11, 2020 06:26
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Im a solution architect
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i'm tempted to show that list to my brother, he's halfway through a master's degree in IT systems security or something like that and he seems terrified at the idea of going out and actually interviewing for jobs and stuff.
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That Fatty McEverycunt is legally required to be in every second Australian ad. Whats his loving name?
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well why not posted:I’ve known people with prescriptions and they hated boring poo poo. Your experience will obviously be different. What sort of teacher are you? Could you teach younger classes with less paper work, or another lateral move? I teach in TAS so in old school terms, Industrial/Manual Arts and Home Economics. I've always been a serial procrastinatior and very much the distracted kid when I was at school. When I was still working as a chef and doing full time uni on top I didn't mind doing the boring poo poo quite so much but the lack of focus is something that's become bigger as time has gone on. I used to read quite a lot but I find it very difficult to focus on a book at all which is odd because I did an arts degree and originally became an English teacher. I really love my job and my time in the classroom but my inability to focus is making getting the admin side of my job done in a timely fashion. Thanks for the advice guys I'll look into booking a doctors appointment and getting to the bottom of things.
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tardwrangler posted:That Fatty McEverycunt is legally required to be in every second Australian ad. Whats his loving name? Kenny mate, or Shane Jacobson if you're feeling formal.
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Apologies in advance for a ladbible url but which one of you made this? https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/gaming-man-creates-game-where-you-play-a-magpie-that-has-to-swoop-people-20200210
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Big gently caress off stormy boy forming off the ranges from 4 smaller cells like a glorious dog scaring southern cross
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Thanks to gumtree I just turned an old iPad into a Dremel 4300 
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iRend posted:
what kind of work do you do that's hiring an in-house attorney
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I get paid a bunch of money to do programming stuff but I dont have any qualification I feel like a fraud
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Isaac posted:I get paid a bunch of money to do programming stuff You keep saying this but I went down to the petrol station and asked them if anyone had mailed me any tyres and they said ‘no stop asking’
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Zazi posted:what kind of work do you do that's hiring an in-house attorney What kind of work would you like us to do?
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Feb 11, 2020 11:46
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Isaac posted:I get paid a bunch of money to do programming stuff but I dont have any qualification I feel like a fraud If you faked it til you made it and noone questioned it you weren't faking imo. Anyway noone gets what they deserve in this life, and they don't get what they negotiate either. You just get what you get. If you got it and didn't hurt anyone then it's yours and gently caress the haters.
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Feb 11, 2020 11:59
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Lawyer on tinder made me feel insecure
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I think tinder in its main intended use is mostly for people who view sex and relationships as a competition tbh
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Nah it's just to get insta and Snapchat followers
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iRend posted:
Which channel? It dumped me into the image channel.
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making mad horny noises while I cook breakfast for myself bc its a scientifically proven fact it makes it taste better
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I cant access discord through my work network which is where I do the bulk of my posting, which is why you dont see me in there anymore. also because i have ctrl+tab and shift+ctrl+tab mapped to the side scrolling on my mouse wheel and theres been more than one occasion I have had the wrong window selected and cycled from the primary chat to the NWS channel and had to hurredly rip my laptop from its docking station to prevent losing my job (at my old job in an open plan office)
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Ah, mould season.... its been a while.
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First sneeze of the morning and it's a bigun
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Laserface posted:I cant access discord through my work network which is where I do the bulk of my posting, which is why you dont see me in there anymore. You should check out vimium so you can switch tabs with K + L
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:You should check out vimium so you can switch tabs with K + L this is cool but doesnt solve the problem since I use multiple browsers/apps at work with tabs and therefore will still have tab switching mapped to the mouse for those. I suppose i could configure logitech options to not map those functions to discord buuuuuuut its still blocked on the work network.
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Just got a call back on a cash room management job that they liked me for. BUT apparently they need me to obtain a firearms license and I need PR for that. Dude was like "well, give us a call back if they grant you PR within the next couple weeks haha".
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The_Continental posted:Just got a call back on a cash room management job that they liked me for. BUT apparently they need me to obtain a firearms license and I need PR for that. Dude was like "well, give us a call back if they grant you PR within the next couple weeks haha". Your plan to be the inside man on a bank robbery was not very well thought out.
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I wonder what kind of firearm license. I imagine itd have to be a pistol license which I think is a long process
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Guarding the cash with .22 ratshot
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Yeah it would be a handgun license, company pays for training and helps facilitate the process as they are a large security company that I likely wont be working with.
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