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Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



when pete buttigieg told black leaders in south carolina that they were endorsing him unless they specifically opted out

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Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

britishbornandbread posted:

I don’t know how to pronounce “buttigieg” so I hope he doesn’t get the Dem nomination.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

MikeCrotch posted:

David Brooks making his new wife change her first name

What? And also: Why?

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


One More Fat Nerd posted:

What? And also: Why?

Iirc it's because her real name wasn't Jewish enough. He also made her convert.

Then he dumped her for one of his assistants

E: wait I think I'm getting my wires crossed here. Which wife was made to convert? The same one he left for a newer, younger model?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



One More Fat Nerd posted:

What? And also: Why?

Some people take a Jewish name when they convert to Judaism but it's not required

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Jordan Peterson deep-fried his brain

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

cool dance moves posted:

Iirc it's because her real name wasn't Jewish enough. He also made her convert.

Then he dumped her for one of his assistants

E: wait I think I'm getting my wires crossed here. Which wife was made to convert? The same one he left for a newer, younger model?

it was the first wife, don't know about the new one

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003




funniest remember: his middle name was "christ"

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

i've seen this photo many times but I can never figure out what is going on with his skull. we need to dig his dead rear end up and commence with the phrenology because I am plum mystified.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
The flap near the ear is either a mask or gills

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eniziNcyM5g

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

uber_stoat posted:

i've seen this photo many times but I can never figure out what is going on with his skull. we need to dig his dead rear end up and commence with the phrenology because I am plum mystified.

He had a chunk of his jaw removed due to camcer

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

his ear is a full 90 degrees counterclockwise

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Animal-Mother posted:

Bob Dole did commercials for Viagra.
He parlayed this into a Superbowl Pepsi commercial where the punchline was him getting horny for Britney Spears

https://youtu.be/Jt8uNG02ixA

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/jennineak/status/1226692922143150080?s=20

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3t7Hcvqzsc

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018



lmao someone should make a gif of Romney's decline starting from that poo poo-eating smirk he made after the 47% line on through to bending the knee to trump til this

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

ngl I miss them a little bit

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

christmas boots posted:

ngl I miss them a little bit

they ended that show at the right time imo

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

-MORE MONEY FOR US

-FUCK...YOU KNOW, THE THING

Mike Bloomberg's speech at the 2016 Democratic convention where he opened up by going out of his way to point out that he was not actually endorsing Hillary Clinton

Lucky Greedo
Feb 14, 2012

At last, he held the throat of his beater.
Lemon. Wet. Good

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

Mike Bloomberg's speech at the 2016 Democratic convention where he opened up by going out of his way to point out that he was not actually endorsing Hillary Clinton
De Blasio deciding to back Hillary over Bernie that primary. And Hillary not caring for the blaz's endorsement, valuing Bloomberg's way more. And de Blasio, the sitting mayor of New York City, knocking on doors in Iowa for Hillary and getting a lovely Dem Convention time slot for his speech.

His 2013 campaign was legit exciting, and foreshadowed Bernie and AOC's rise in some ways. But then his mayorship disappointed many, and his dumb bid the White House was a joke, and now he's still probably waiting for Warren to drop out before backing Bernie lol.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
given the recent news I've been remembering a lot of Romney moments and one of my favourites is when he tried to think of a good thing to say about Michigan and came up with "the trees are all exactly the right height"

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

vyelkin posted:

given the recent news I've been remembering a lot of Romney moments and one of my favourites is when he tried to think of a good thing to say about Michigan and came up with "the trees are all exactly the right height"

that's such a romney thing to say and also somehow the most relatable thing about him

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
I mentioned it before ITT but Mitt's favorite book is Battlefield Earth.

Also, WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WHO! WHO!

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

cool dance moves posted:

lmao someone should make a gif of Romney's decline starting from that poo poo-eating smirk he made after the 47% line on through to bending the knee to trump til this

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

This photo is the real reason he voted for impeachment.

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018



:laffo: thank you!!

That's what happens when u talk sh*t, mitt!!

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

A cat came in 3rd in Tim Kaine's 2012 senate race

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
the gently caress is wrong with cats, zegermans

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

zegermans posted:

A cat came in 3rd in Tim Kaine's 2012 senate race

Sometimes it's hard to make the Jellicle choice

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

people got written proof stephen miller is a goddamn nazi 3 months ago and he's still in the goddamn white house. also, he's a millenial that looks like an 80 year olds greased nutsack

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Eat This Glob posted:

people got written proof stephen miller is a goddamn nazi 3 months ago and he's still in the goddamn white house. also, he's a millenial that looks like an 80 year olds greased nutsack

So he's at the right place then

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Black Twitter ain't havin no Bernie

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