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This is how Texan parents ask their kids if they are gay
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Vashro posted:Is that the proper orientation for a shoulder compass? North is South and East is Meth'd
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Feb 6, 2020 15:58
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Vashro posted:Is that the proper orientation for a shoulder compass? Only if all the points say "I'm With Stupid"
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Feb 6, 2020 17:29
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CommonShore posted:is the recipient's other knee gangrenous? what's happening there? That's a paper towel being used to dab up ink.
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Feb 11, 2020 04:21
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Feb 11, 2020 12:46
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I'm familiar with those alien comics, but is the expansion just the tattoo in this? What's with the gloves?
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Feb 11, 2020 16:26
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IUG posted:I'm familiar with those alien comics, but is the expansion just the tattoo in this? What's with the gloves? Weightlifting.
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Feb 11, 2020 16:34
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The original comic is just about the alien getting fit, and the tattoo owner is going to the gym now and thought they should get this tattoo to illustrate that
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Feb 11, 2020 16:34
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I thought he was doing a "Hey, look at my crotch" arm move, which also first the caption.
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Feb 11, 2020 17:42
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CzarChasm posted:I thought he was doing a "Hey, look at my crotch" arm move, which also first the caption. Yeah I imagined it as the 90s WWE "suck it" move "Check my arms" is better, and the alien having spindly arms makes it kinda tongue in cheek So overall not too shabby
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Feb 11, 2020 21:48
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I thought it was a boner joke
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Feb 12, 2020 13:07
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I dont have a picture but a friend's sister got a tattoo on her butt that was supposed to be "it's alright" but read as the hilarious "it's airtight" This was at least ten years ago but just made me laugh again so I thought I'd share.
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Feb 13, 2020 23:25
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BlancoNino posted:I dont have a picture but a friend's sister got a tattoo on her butt that was supposed to be "it's alright" but read as the hilarious "it's airtight" An excellent tattoo for someone born with an imperforate anus
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Feb 14, 2020 00:55
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Feb 15, 2020 00:43
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drat, getting Donald Trump's face on your body to... own the chuds?
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Feb 15, 2020 01:19
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Memento posted:drat, getting Donald Trump's face on your body to... own the chuds? I would never get his likeness on any part of me.
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Feb 15, 2020 01:35
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LingcodKilla posted:I would never get his likeness on any part of me. You could get it on your dick so it’d be a dick in a dick on a dick. The permanent mental scarring is a bonus!
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Feb 15, 2020 01:51
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Co-worker just showed off her new forearm tattoo that is a quote from a YA vampire series. Ignoring the content, the lettering itself was so small and squashed as to be unreadable. I'm sure it won't look like a bad ink smear in a few years.
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Feb 15, 2020 01:51
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Tears In A Vial posted:The original comic is just about the alien getting fit, and the tattoo owner is going to the gym now and thought they should get this tattoo to illustrate that
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Feb 15, 2020 02:10
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Feb 15, 2020 04:02
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They have a map of Michigan literally in the palm of their hand! 
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Feb 15, 2020 04:17
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Oof I loving hate that the text goes beyond the margin
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Feb 15, 2020 04:19
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I got so mad looking at that that I had to show the people I was with that so I could have someone equally angry with me.
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Feb 15, 2020 04:33
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Was the text already there? Who the gently caress writes halfway down on the back of a map scroll? God that’s awful.
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Feb 15, 2020 04:36
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Also they have Michigan pointing northeast?
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Feb 15, 2020 05:38
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I'm getting essence of 10th grader doing an art project in word while declaring triumphantly that graphic design is his passion
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Feb 15, 2020 06:54
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This is offensive and you should be banned
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Feb 15, 2020 07:04
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Whew. A lot going on here. Picnic Princess posted:I'm getting essence of 10th grader doing an art project in word while declaring triumphantly that graphic design is his passion He traced the compass himself!
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Feb 15, 2020 07:10
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It's a bit wobbly but like... the map and compass are well done enough that I cannot begin to explain the text. And they're both quite nice and sharp too! It'd look fine if it wasn't for the poorly superimposed text lol.
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Feb 15, 2020 07:33
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Yes, it's just the text that's the problem, and not the hosed up outline of Michigan...or the incredibly wrong compass direction...
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Feb 15, 2020 07:46
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whypick1 posted:Yes, it's just the text that's the problem, and not the hosed up outline of Michigan...or the incredibly wrong compass direction... To be fair, the compass isn't part of the map legend. There's no law that you always have to keep a map lined up on magnetic north. Not that it excuses how wretched literally everything else is.
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Feb 15, 2020 07:55
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:You could get it on your dick so it’d be a dick in a dick on a dick. The permanent mental scarring is a bonus! Dickception, if you will.
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Feb 15, 2020 07:58
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wheatpuppy posted:To be fair, the compass isn't part of the map legend. There's no law that you always have to keep a map lined up on magnetic north. Not that it excuses how wretched literally everything else is. True, but maps and compasses should be aligned with each other, otherwise what's the point? Still down on the list of things that are wrong with it, like "where the gently caress is Wisconsin?" and "why is is Windsor pegging Detroit?".
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Feb 15, 2020 08:02
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whypick1 posted:True, but maps and compasses should be aligned with each other, otherwise what's the point? can't believe you in here kinkshaming, smh
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Feb 15, 2020 08:06
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whypick1 posted:"where the gently caress is Wisconsin?" This is clearly a cheeky reference to something almost everyone says when looking at a map though.
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Feb 15, 2020 08:07
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whypick1 posted:Yes, it's just the text that's the problem, and not the hosed up outline of Michigan...or the incredibly wrong compass direction... I don't know what it's a picture of, I thought it was someone cut the sweden off of norway.
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Feb 15, 2020 08:54
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If you cut the Sweden off the Norway, and leave the Finland, the result is literally indecipherable from a picture of a schlong.
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Feb 15, 2020 09:11
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Elviscat posted:If you cut the Sweden off the Norway, and leave the Finland, the result is literally indecipherable from a picture of a schlong. Here’s a helpful visual reference for non-Europeans: https://www.quora.com/Has-anyone-noticed-that-Sweden-looks-like-a-phallus
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