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SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
So do precincts that close at 7pm start reporting as soon as possible or are their results embargoed till 8pm?

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Iowa’s 18-29 was much higher than 11%

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


I want exit polls to fill my exit holes

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

i'm just hoping that bernie's voter base didn't do the thing where they saw him doing well in polls and said 'i ain't gotta vote we already got this poo poo wrapped up!'

I'm gonna assume 2016 broke people of that

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

CharlestheHammer posted:

I more want to know if people are just making shot up or not

everything is going to be worthless until like 11 PM EST. 5.5 hours from now. right now is the time to push big bernie energy, not fuckin bean count and navel gaze.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Polls aren't even closed yet shut up about turnout percentages

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

SpaceCadetBob posted:

So do precincts that close at 7pm start reporting as soon as possible or are their results embargoed till 8pm?

The results can be reported but no one can declare a winner until 8 at the earliest

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
like.... after how they did iowa, you WANT to be fed partial results from biased media sources? you WANT them to step on your balls, dick, etc???

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



:derp: :derp: :derp:

opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug
What happens if all candidates get <15% of the votes?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


breaking news. bernie sanders wins NH

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



slopJoe 2020330 posted:

like.... after how they did iowa, you WANT to be fed partial results from biased media sources? you WANT them to step on your balls, dick, etc???

only if it's krystal ball

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


opposable thumbs.db posted:

What happens if all candidates get <15% of the votes?

they all have to wear jeb t shirts for the next week

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
It's 5:30 on the east coast and people are just starting to get off work so I wouldn't take too much stock yet

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

TeenageArchipelago posted:

I want exit polls to fill my exit holes

careful what you wish for

https://twitter.com/SeanTrende/status/1227358802590064641

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/1227359985056743431

ok now im worried all the voters are gonna be 90

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

like.... after how they did iowa, you WANT to be fed partial results from biased media sources? you WANT them to step on your balls, dick, etc???

I fear the answer in everyone's heart is yes

Big Man With A Gun
Jul 22, 2007

Big Gun With A Man

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

i'm just hoping that bernie's voter base didn't do the thing where they saw him doing well in polls and said 'i ain't gotta vote we already got this poo poo wrapped up!'

yeah, i'm not sure that people who don't pay close attention know that the dem primary isn't winner-takes-all. they should be able to figure it out based on the delegate counts they will be hearing, but many won't even hear that

we should remind people that margin of victory is really important. my dumbass friend might vote for cthulhu for lulz if he thought his preferred candidate would win without his help.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


brugroffil posted:

Any place where there isn't a youth turnout and overall turnout surge will be used as an argument against Bernie


Why that doesn't apply to every Dem nominee I don't know

If enough people are sacrifced to Number that the economy hasn't collapsed by November, the thinking goes that good economy + incumbent + base of frothing theocratic psychos = Trump peeling off enough of the traditional electorate to make a Democratc victory very difficult. Much like 2016 everyone but Bernie has their fingers in their ears yelling LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LOW APPROVAL RATINGS right up until they get blindsided on elction day. The theory of the Bernie campaign is that their progressive policies will activate enough non-traditional voters that Trump's supposed advantage goes away. So basically he's getting dinged for being the only one to give a poo poo about working people.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


opposable thumbs.db posted:

What happens if all candidates get <15% of the votes?
all delegates go to Pete

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Jewel Repetition posted:

I fear the answer in everyone's heart is yes

i think we have a word for that

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

they all have to wear jeb t shirts for the next week

Bernie Sanders in a vintage Jeb! shirt getting hipster cred

Pete opening his briefcase to get his well-worn Jeb! shirt and strangling a dog with it

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



hello is bernie prez yet

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

triple sulk posted:

hello is bernie prez yet

YEPP

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

like.... after how they did iowa, you WANT to be fed partial results from biased media sources? you WANT them to step on your balls, dick, etc???

This this this

Consider the only reason the media ever reports on anything early in this primary and be grateful there's nothing

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


lol this is going to succ

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

opposable thumbs.db posted:

What happens if all candidates get <15% of the votes?
unironically I think the delegates don't get pledged to anyone and can do whatever the gently caress they want on ballot one? chaos reigns etc

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

triple sulk posted:

hello is bernie prez yet

yes

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

teens4bernie

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
low voter turnout just means that people are only enthusiastic about the sandman and down on everyone else

bernie gonna win with 90% of the votes

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1227360327295262723

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

eric ciaramella posted:

exit poll
enter bar

take a note
we’re off to never never vote

(for anyone but bernie)

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




wow, president bernie!

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



lol @ trusting any kind of polls

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

i like non-shook nate more than that other guy

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



exit polls? more like they can exit, i'm showing the polls the door

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


ok, here’s what I predict

Sanders 28%
Buttchug 23%
Bloomberg 18%
Klobuchar 13%
Biden 10%
Warren 8%

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

(Our needle is 80% weighted towards early exit polls)

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

my sources are telling me that bernie is winning, and in fact, has already won

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TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Pollyanna posted:

ok, here’s what I predict

Sanders 28%
Buttchug 23%
Bloomberg 18%
Klobuchar 13%
Biden 10%
Warren 8%

Same but it's Bernie 100%

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