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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Pollyanna posted:

ok, here’s what I predict

Sanders 28%
Buttchug 23%
Bloomberg 18%
Klobuchar 13%
Biden 10%
Warren 8%

Bloomberg is not even on the ballot in NH.

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a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

brugroffil posted:

Polls aren't even closed yet shut up about turnout percentages

make me

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

Pollyanna posted:

ok, here’s what I predict

Sanders 28%
Buttchug 23%
Bloomberg 18%
Klobuchar 13%
Biden 10%
Warren 8%

bloomberg isn't on the ballot

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

whatis posted:

i like non-shook nate more than that other guy


needle nate

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Pollyanna posted:

ok, here’s what I predict

Sanders 28%
Buttchug 23%
Bloomberg 18%
Klobuchar 13%
Biden 10%
Warren 8%

mine:

Buttigieg 26%
Sanders 25.999999%
Klob 18%
Warren 10%
Yang 6%
Biden 5%

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

did we feel the bern yet

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


exquisite tea posted:

Bloomberg is not even on the ballot in NH.

o

Sanders 28%
Buttchug 23%
Klobuchar 19%
Biden 16%
Warren 14%

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

Michael Bennett 100%

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Bernie: 29%
Pete: (Bernie + 1)%
Warren: 17%
Klobuchar: 15%
Biden: 9%

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
im getting reports yes right this very moment that hillary clinton has won the new hampshire primary

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
there won't be 3 candidates above viability noobs

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


if theres one thing the CIA knows how to do, its rig elections in third world shitholes like new hampshire. butts got this in the bag.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


whatis posted:

there won't be 3 candidates above viability noobs

there totally will be

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Oh gently caress oh man. These exit polls. gently caress....

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



romanowski posted:

my sources are telling me that bernie is winning, and in fact, has already won

Just got back from the relativistic time stream and I can report that Bernie will win, and is winning, and has won

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

mine:

Buttigieg 26%
Sanders 25.999999%
Klob 18%
Warren 10%
Yang 6%
Biden 5%

you really are a sicko gently caress, anyone tell you that?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Calibanibal posted:

Oh gently caress oh man. These exit polls. gently caress....

i really don't like that 45+ year old turnout

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

exquisite tea posted:

Bloomberg is not even on the ballot in NH.

They're counting all write-ins, blank and incorrectly filled out ballots as Bloomberg.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


I hate to see you exit, baby


But I love to watch you poll

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Biden so confident of his win in NH he's getting a head start in SC

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Bernie 25
Klob 18
Butt 17
Warren 16
Biden 15
Tulsi 3
Yang 3
Steyer 3

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


Pollyanna posted:

ok, here’s what I predict

Sanders 28%
Buttchug 23%
Bloomberg 18%
Klobuchar 13%
Biden 10%
Warren 8%



I would switch around a few. my guess:

Sanders 8%
Buttchug 3%
Bloomberg 3%
Klobuchar 1%
Biden 1%
Warren 0%
JEB! 84%

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Butt is a permanent #2 because I have full faith in my fellow citizens’ stupidity.

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

bernie 69% (the sex number)

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
exit polls are less than meaningless before polls close, much less more than 2 hours before polls close jesus

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1227360999029665793?s=19

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
please lord jeusus give me a klob 2nd place

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
my prediction:

Buttigieg 22%
Klobuchar 16%
Warren 11%
Yang 8%
Biden 5%
Other 38%

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Klobmentum... is it happening? Is it finally happening?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Jeb! 100%

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lol

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


if bernie wins it will be by less than 5 points

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



romanowski posted:

bernie 69% (the sex number)

giving him [thinking quickly] the weed number of delegates

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



msnbc thinks a bunch of loving old people are making up this electorate

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

exit polls are less than meaningless before polls close, much less more than 2 hours before polls close jesus

the msnbc exit poll some people are freaking out about is from noon, so a full 7 hours before polls close

i don't know what kind of freak votes before noon but i'm going to assume they're mostly boomers, and even then the majority of them support medicare for all and free college

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1227365518740348928

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




what the gently caress

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Bernie 80085%
Sanders 420.69%

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I know exit polls are bullshit but if we're being honest guys I just want Bernie to have a good night for once, I haven't had a normal night of rest since Iowa.

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

romanowski posted:

bernie 69% (the sex number)

Bernie 33
butt 15
everyone else less

Bernie gets 69% of delegates (the sex number)

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