NH: Bernie campaign devastated by pain of second victory

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Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

Monathin posted:

As a union worker most high level union leadership across the country is Not Great, whether you want to chock that up to the ratfucking unions have got over the decades making them cowards or them being in establishment democrats' pockets is a matter of debate

my union is also against m4a cause too many teachers are fuckin cops

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Harrow: Jun 30, 2012

South Carolina is going to be interesting. I really want to see polling soon, because I have to imagine Biden's awful performances in Iowa and New Hampshire (combined with his constant public gaffes) have hurt him pretty severely there.

Last I saw, Bernie and Steyer were best positioned to move up as Biden falls. If Bernie doesn't win SC, it might loving be Steyer, and honestly that would be pretty loving funny.

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Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

bernie is going to win texas because im voting for him and that's already a +1 lead

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fosborb: Dec 15, 2006; Chronic Good Poster

Sir Tonk posted:

also once you appear viable the knives come out in the oppo world, klob is one of the most hated members of congress in the staffer realm.

yeah, it's an easy persuade against. Klob throws binders at her employees. She's a terrible loving boss. Google it.

you don't even have to admit how online you are that you know about the secret google doc, inspired by the spreadsheet that triggered #metoo, that is used by 20-something Hill staffers to track the worst people to work for

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Tom Guycot: Oct 15, 2008; Chief of Governors

Lol chris matthews ramping up another fear mongering of socialismmmm

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Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Burn Zone posted:

I read somewhere that he decided to go by Pete instead of Peter because he thought it would make him more electable....when he was in grade school

What does it say about our society that a kid who was monomaniacally focused on being POTUS turned out as CIA Pete?

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I'd really wait to make strong pronouncements about lanes or "moderate/progressive" wings or whatnot until we get into states that more closely mirror the actual national democratic coalition.

Iowa/NH just don't look very much like the national democratic party. :shrug:

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PawParole: Nov 16, 2019

the NH primary county map is basically a 2012 GE map (Pete=Romney & Bernie=Obama)

we know who wons

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GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

it will be funny to watch pete spin "TECHNICALLY we won Iowa and then lost NH clearly, which actually means we have more momentum?!" for a while

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catspleen: Sep 12, 2003; I orphaned his children. I widowed his wife.

Chris Matthews just licked snot off his upper lip as it was dripping down his face. also complete meltdown.

Bernie will win

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dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

wtf is arzying? I mean, I get the gist of it from context, but I�ve never heard it before

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Bernie's campaign is aware of this leadership and rank-and-file division and is employing professional organizers as a result, they know they can't win by going to the brass like Biden or Warren so they go to the workers instead

unions are literally going to be made illegal in a 2nd term Trump and a Warren or Pete or Amy administration will just kind of let the chudges do it while saying they're very sad

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

meanwhile trump is at like 88% in NH and I'm lolling

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

fosborb posted:

yeah, it's an easy persuade against. Klob throws binders at her employees. She's a terrible loving boss. Google it.

lol have you ever meet the type of people who become congressional aids

it's her most likable quality

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Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

catspleen posted:

Chris Matthews just licked snot off his upper lip as it was dripping down his face. also complete meltdown.

Bernie will win

he's melting down, it's pretty rad to see

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Harrow: Jun 30, 2012

dads friend steve posted:

wtf is arzying? I mean, I get the gist of it from context, but I�ve never heard it before

Arzy was a poster in 2008 who freaked out every time Obama had a bad poll or a bad headline.

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shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

this predictit fb ad is FREAKING ME OUT

lmao no they're all lemmings. I bought bernie at $.25 when the fake iowa numbers that were good for butt dropped and then sold the next day at .68 when the fake iowa numbers that were bad for butt dropped and then max donated with the proceeds

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

If only it were so simple.

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TheLemonOfIchabod: Aug 26, 2008

Does Maddow like Bernie? Or tolerate him?

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eighty-four merc: Dec 22, 2010; In 2020, we're going to make the end of Fight Club real.

PawParole posted:

the NH primary county map is basically a 2012 GE map (Pete=Romney & Bernie=Obama)

we know who wons

the pete comms director was bragging about exactly that in Iowa while he tweeted login credentials to the app

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shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

dads friend steve posted:

wtf is arzying? I mean, I get the gist of it from context, but I’ve never heard it before

Arzy was a poster back in the '08 Obama threads who was always panicking and doom and glooming up threads

Eventually he became an emote and a verb

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Sedisp: Jun 20, 2012

Water Resistant posted:

He's only winning because the moderate vote is split. If that split can continue for another couple of months then he'll probably be able to get the nomination wrapped up.

But I think the moderate wing, which so far appears to be quite a lot larger than Bernie's, will consolidate around either Pete or Amy. Then he'll be in real trouble. He's only barely winning pluralities and isn't close to majorities. So yeah, Bernie fans should be Arzying at this point. But in the other hand Trump made it to the nomination thanks to a split party, so recent history is on Bernie's side.

This isn't how voters work.

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Paladinus posted:

If only it were so simple.

look at this idiot who doesn't believe in mary maxwell

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Qurnah: May 9, 2008; every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make; Grimey Drawer

https://edition.cnn.com/politics/live-news/new-hampshire-primary-2020-live-updates/index.html

CNN posted:

Sanders and Buttigieg each win 9 delegates

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

If Bernie can win the whiteass states and the blackass states then he's gonna win all the states.

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Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

what's the chance that the race flips by the time i wake up tomorrow morning?

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Succbot Circlejerk: Jan 8, 2020; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

Does Maddow like Bernie? Or tolerate him?

They occupy the same physical space in utterly different phase shifts of reality

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Arzy then turned into a republican and was summarily chased out with torches and pitchforks

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Qurnah: May 9, 2008; every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make; Grimey Drawer

they're gonna call it a tie and that's that

fuckers

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NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

Imagine if 3 weeks ago someone from the future told you that Bernie would win the first two primaries and Biden and Warren's campaigns would effectively be over.

# ? Feb 12, 2020 05:43

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Pollyanna posted:

what's the chance that the race flips by the time i wake up tomorrow morning?

effectively 0

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Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

Paladinus posted:

If only it were so simple.

95% approval in the republican party, thank you!

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shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Bip Roberts posted:

lol have you ever meet the type of people who become congressional aids

it's her most likable quality

I work in DC and I don't go anywhere near Hill People

One sight of those pasty necks and huge flag lapel pins and I know I'm in the wrong part of town

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Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

Schnorkles posted:

effectively 0

aite well im fuckin going to bed then

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Harrow posted:

Arzy was a poster in 2008 who freaked out every time Obama had a bad poll or a bad headline.

Wow we've already reached the point where we have to explain what this means. Time cums at you fast.

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Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

Schnorkles posted:

I'd really wait to make strong pronouncements about lanes or "moderate/progressive" wings or whatnot until we get into states that more closely mirror the actual national democratic coalition.

Iowa/NH just don't look very much like the national democratic party.

Schnorkles, it seems obvious to me that Klobuchar sucked up the Lady Vote from Warren tonight. Why am I right, and should this be allowed?

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