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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
yea pete manufactured this by minmaxing on these 2 states to control the message. near 0% black support isnt gonna change overnight especially when he didnt even win the most votes in these 2 states he maxed on

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

LMAO CNN cut away from Bernie to say "it's amazing he made it this far. He's a socialist and Jewish and had a heart attack"

lol

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
Klobmentumghazi ain't going away!

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

LMAO CNN cut away from Bernie to say "it's amazing he made it this far. He's a socialist and Jewish and had a heart attack"

lol

Fake news CNN. Lock them up

0 rows returned
Apr 9, 2007

really queer Christmas posted:

Yo, stop loving arzying this badly. Pete is in single digits in both, he has no campaign infrastructure in either state. It was all in iowa and new Hampshire

arzying is pretty stupid (because bernie is going to win) but succ from biden and warren camps has coalesced around pete in both iowa and nh

i guess klob could sponge some of it up

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

surprised there isn't a smoke signal crack in there

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Tom Perez: Due to obvious Russian interference Bernie is DISQUALIFIED from the Democratic Primary.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

surprised there isn't a smoke signal crack in there

you just said it

trumo said it in his tweet

there it is

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Someone please post a picture of JEB winning new Hampshire

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

man this doom soundtrack is really kicking. i want to go punch my dad

kill you are parents

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I can't stress this enough.

Pete and Klobb don't have anyone on the ground in the next 30 states.

Their campaigns have to cobble together a ground game in states Bernie has been dominating in for months.

WEAKNESS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. SELF-REPORT TO REEDUCATION IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING COWARDICE.

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
Putting a bookmark in the succ thread riiiight here...

So as to better harvest the lib tears tomorrow. I expect everyone to deliver the best.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lmao biden got more non-white voters than buttigieg in nh. which means pete's non-white support is completely nonexistent

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

lol hes the perfect silicon valley candidate

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

man this doom soundtrack is really kicking. i want to go punch my dad



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

owns

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

we say Pete's gone none, but how much nonwhite support does Amy have?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

I can't stress this enough.

Pete and Klobb don't have anyone on the ground in the next 30 states.

Their campaigns have to cobble together a ground game in states Bernie has been dominating in for months.

WEAKNESS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. SELF-REPORT TO REEDUCATION IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING COWARDICE.

execution lists just got 10 pages thicker

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



Sir Tonk posted:

lol hes the perfect silicon valley candidate
"thank yuo for this incredible journey"

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gU1C2JHXSo&hd=1

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

grieving for Gandalf posted:

we say Pete's gone none, but how much nonwhite support does Amy have?
less than Pete

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

0 rows returned posted:

arzying is pretty stupid (because bernie is going to win) but succ from biden and warren camps has coalesced around pete in both iowa and nh

i guess klob could sponge some of it up

Yeah, guess who mostly constitute succ? Old rear end white people. Guess who isnt 90% of the voting bloc for the next month?

McSharpie
Nov 11, 2005
Hotter than Garrison Keillor, but just a little bit.
I'm gonna Arzy until we get M4A and then I'll be able to get some meds to stop my Arzying.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I think an overlooked factor about the boom-and-bust cycle for candidates is that people like Pete and Klob who go from 'Maybe running to be Biden's veep' to 'Acting like frontrunners because our donors are losing their poo poo over Bernie' overnight suddenly need to have long-term plans in play for all the other states besides the first two, and well, they don't, while all the effort for Biden, Warren etc goes down the drain as all their astroturf comes to naught. Even when they manage to get near the front of the clown car they don't have a plan for what to do with it.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Happy anniversary!

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

https://twitter.com/GeoffMiami/status/1227453449538850817

lmaooooooooooo

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



grieving for Gandalf posted:

we say Pete's gone none, but how much nonwhite support does Amy have?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

YaketySass posted:

Yang shoving Williamson out of the Starfire Wheel and converting from warrior caste to religious caste seconds before his martyrdom

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6c0ukSWdEs

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

cnn talking about superdelegates stealing it would destroy the dems

On one hand I want Bernie in. On the other I want the democrats destroyed.

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
:tastykake:

Rodatose has issued a correction as of 01:11 on Jul 5, 2020

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lmao biden and warren walking away with 0 delegates between them

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Crowsbeak posted:

On one hand I want Bernie in. On the other I want the democrats destroyed.

amigo.

mi amigo.

¿por qué no los dos?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Rodatose posted:

michael bloomberg chooses Pedro, the mascot of South of the Border, as his nonwhite outreach spokesman for south carolina

every billboard on i95 will feature bloombito in a mariachi band with pedro

That might work for the NJ primary, everyone in SC was over that place by the ripe age of 6

E: Actually last time I rode past on 301 there were five buses of honest-to-god tourists from Mexico there

shame on an IGA has issued a correction as of 06:03 on Feb 12, 2020

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

0 rows returned posted:

arzying is pretty stupid (because bernie is going to win) but succ from biden and warren camps has coalesced around pete in both iowa and nh

i guess klob could sponge some of it up

Iowa and NH are also overwhelmingly white electorates, and what minorities they do have broke overwhelmingly for Bernie. Latinos are like a third of Nevada's electorate and there's a similar dynamic with black voters here in SC. Pete has literally 0% black support and very little among latinos. He's not gonna make up all that ground within two and a half weeks.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Crowsbeak posted:

On one hand I want Bernie in. On the other I want the democrats destroyed.

If Bernie gets ratfucked:

- The DNC just split the party

- Every Bernie or Bust should vote Libertarian

- Libertarian Party passes 15% and becomes a nationally recognized party

- For the foreseeable future the LP siphons votes from GOP

- Dems destroyed

- Republicans destroyed

- Hail Satan

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

I can't stress this enough.

Pete and Klobb don't have anyone on the ground in the next 30 states.

Their campaigns have to cobble together a ground game in states Bernie has been dominating in for months.

WEAKNESS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. SELF-REPORT TO REEDUCATION IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING COWARDICE.

Amy's outside my house throwing binders at my window right now. Klobmentum ain't going away!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

If Bernie gets ratfucked:

- The DNC just split the party

- Every Bernie or Bust should vote Libertarian

- Libertarian Party passes 15% and becomes a nationally recognized party

- For the foreseeable future the LP siphons votes from GOP

- Dems destroyed

- Republicans destroyed

- Hail Satan

no do not vote libertarian. do not do this

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

i found the ballot from someone on the nyt editorial board


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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

no do not vote libertarian. do not do this

Two right wing parties means no right wing parties, op

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