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KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Splicer posted:

P is stored in the thirsty boys

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quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012



This needs to be changed to “if you were one of the five people in the trolley problem I would kill all of them to ensure your death”

Then I would buy it on a card

Eat The Rich
Feb 10, 2018



Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Lol he had a GUI

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007



I'm counting this as a Valentine's Day card

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Data Graham posted:

Lol he had a GUI

I was always GUI after using the internet

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

NtotheTC posted:

I'm counting this as a Valentine's Day card

That's good because that is exactly the joke

e: since we're on that joke here are my favourite joke Valentine's cards











voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 20:01 on Feb 12, 2020

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


bike tory posted:

That's good because that is exactly the joke

I meant receiving one :(

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


Now that’s commitment

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

NtotheTC posted:

I meant receiving one :(

Oh in that case you can have one of the ones I posted too

speedofdark
Jun 25, 2003
Nobody knows you when you're a stupid newbie.

bike tory posted:

That's good because that is exactly the joke


Better Nate than lever

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

Now that’s commitment




GLOBA-COME

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



mrpwase posted:



GLOBA-COME

A subsidiary of cum world.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

d3lness posted:

The owner of that cat should be put in jail.


On a different note, you guys are all talking about army dogs and forgetting that they're so WW1. How about a war bear instead? I don't believe everything written in the article, but I can totally see a bunch of Polish soldiers getting poo poo faced, getting a bear poo poo faced, and then wrestling it.

Holy poo poo, a war bear? You should post this in the military history thread in A/T.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Iron Crowned posted:

This is a Totoro:


Dang, what a delicious looking neighbor

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


(courtesy of shitpostbot 5000)

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

HBomb posted:

I like how the blonde girl is clearly having the most fun in all four pictures.

anonumos posted:

The blonde just doesn't "sell" the bullying theme here. The other three seem to be trying to look scared or menacing, but she's straight up smoldering in every photo.

Elviscat posted:

She looks like she's seconds away from diving in for a kiss in every photo.

This is the worst whitewashing since GitS. The black girl is totally into it too. So help me, I want to write fanfic for lower left.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Clitch posted:

This is the worst whitewashing since GitS. The black girl is totally into it too. So help me, I want to write fanfic for lower left.

God help me I want to read it

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Syncopated posted:

Holy poo poo, a war bear? You should post this in the military history thread in A/T.

We've got a really cool statue of him in Edinburgh where he went after the war


alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Data Graham posted:

poo poo, even the tornado warnings are :nws:, talk about horny on main

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
Holy poo poo, exactly the excuse I need to gloat all over the place about Rush Limbaugh's tumor and lobster guy's brain damage

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

It's mine, but only in the same way this jar of honey is mine.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Aramoro posted:

We've got a really cool statue of him in Edinburgh where he went after the war



Oh wow, yet another reason for me to go back to Edinburgh

edit to add this too make this post not suck

trickybiscuits has a new favorite as of 02:06 on Feb 13, 2020

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

Why you postin suspicious links, bruh

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1227806120896532480?s=20

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006


d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...

Aramoro posted:

We've got a really cool statue of him in Edinburgh where he went after the war




loving 303 wasn't allowed to march in London after the war, but they put up a statue to the bear without a second thought. Before I throw a fit, have a funny picture.



P.S. gently caress Churchill and his cadre.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

I didn't eat 40 pizzas in 30 days, I ate them in 30 minutes! [/GOB]
*final countdown plays*

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Did he have sex with the pizza?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


What an absolute whimp, a sub-man, I can eat a single large pizza in a single sitting, eating an average of 1.3(repeating) pizzas a day would be child's play, not even difficult.

I mean, I wouldn't, because that has some serious health implications, but if I set out to do it I'd certainly succeed.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
'Listen buddy, they won't even let me gently caress the pizza.'

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Abugadu posted:

'Listen buddy, they won't even let me gently caress the pizza.'

smh what is even the point of founding a pizza chain then *scraps plans*

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
How old is that dude? He looks real old, but with a lot of work done.

Like something from Madame Tussaud

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
I didn't even think about him sexing the pizza, my first though was pizza suppositories :ohno:

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

A Grand Egg has a new favorite as of 08:53 on Feb 13, 2020

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




d3lness posted:

loving 303 wasn't allowed to march in London after the war, but they put up a statue to the bear without a second thought. Before I throw a fit, have a funny picture.

I wouldn't say without a second thought, the statue was put up in 2015.

Quill
Jan 19, 2004

Oh look, it's the Las Vegas Leatherface.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Christ, that dude had to get bitchy about a 4.5 year old tweet, and the replies after are just more people dog piling and not noticing the date.

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Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Christ, that dude had to get bitchy about a 4.5 year old tweet, and the replies after are just more people dog piling and not noticing the date.

What's the statute of limitations on judging people based on their actions?

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