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i dont think either mary nor pippin should be allowed guns. imho. they're too wily.
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:See this is why I hate this Harry Potter/LOTR influx. I haven't really read either of these since I was in junior high and fans really care about these things FRIENDSHIP WITH SWR ENDED WHOEVER READS OLD BOOKS IS MY BEST FRIEND NOW
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 19:06 |
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I just haven't read them lately. That's all I meant. Geeze.
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 19:08 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I just haven't read them lately. That's all I meant. Geeze. i am so mad
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Heather Papps posted:i am so mad I guess someone who desperately clings to the dead medium of print media would be
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 19:13 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I guess someone who desperately clings to the dead medium of print media would be brb tossing my desktop out a window,
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 19:18 |
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i just really love the idea of tolkein being a lowkey hardcore gun-nut who goes off on weird specific tangents during his prose As Frodo marveled at the majestic waterfalls of Rivendell and the ancient elven magics that gave the city an ethereal glow, he saw several elves performing maintenance on their Baretta 21A Bobcats, The Beretta 21A Bobcat is available chambered for either .22 LR or .25 ACP (6.35 mm) ammunition. It has a simple blowback operation, with a single- and double-action trigger mechanism, and exposed hammer. It has a magazine release button in the left side grip, located between the grip retaining screws. The frame is made out of aluminum alloy; the slide and barrel are either carbon steel or
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 19:21 |
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Meanwhile in the town of Lakeville, a guy named Brad just noscoped Smoog the dragon |
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albany academy posted:
I laughed out loud on public transit. |
# ? Feb 12, 2020 19:30 |
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sam crying at the gates of moria, because bill the bmp will not fit and they have to leave it behind
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:10 |
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the 3000-lumen taclight of galadriel
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:14 |
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a 3 page poem about ammo variants, and then a 20 page appendix about the invention of barrel rifling
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:17 |
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"he lies to you my liege, he wants your clips" whispered Wormtongue "IT'S CALLED A MAGAZINE" thundered Galdalf
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 21:19 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Meanwhile in the town of Lakeville, a guy named Brad just noscoped Smoog the dragon the uruk begin to charge at helms' deep gimli somberly intoned the ancient dwarven battle prayer: "mom get the camera" "oh baby a triple" responded legolas, saying an ancient elven prayer in return
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 21:25 |
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gimli decapitates an orc, turns to legolas and begins to shout "fi- MMMMMMMONSTER KILLLLLLLL
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alnilam posted:aragorn goes down to the basement in rivendell to behold the shards of narsil, the ancient weapong of his ancestors now in pieces e: actually just pretend I quoted the entire thread |
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 21:29 |
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The Clowner posted:e: actually just pretend I quoted the entire thread Essentially, yes. |
# ? Feb 12, 2020 21:41 |
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The ancient dwarven warcry of ‘ Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!’ has often been translated as ‘Axes of the Dwarves! The Dwarves are upon you!’ But this actually results from a mistake in the transcription of the original manuscript. Tolkien actually wrote ‘AK’s of Dwarves! The Dwarves are upon you!’ Just a neat lil’ Tolkien fact I thought I’d share
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 23:30 |
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one doesn't simply blast into mordor guns akimbo |
# ? Feb 12, 2020 23:35 |
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the twist is, they do precisely that. wearing sunglasses. at night. |
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legolas firing round after round off his tactiscoped sniper rifle clearly not reloading | |
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take the moon posted:legolas firing round after round off his tactiscoped sniper rifle clearly not reloading Legolas firing a single shotter and reloading after each shot with incredible speed and perfect precision |
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Aragon bursts onto old weathertop dual wielding a flamethrower and a submachine gun, to save his friends from the black riders |
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gimli furiously spawncamping trying to match legolas' k/d ratio | |
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Boromir going out in a hail of bullets ala platoon |
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alnilam posted:Legolas firing a single shotter and reloading after each shot with incredible speed and perfect precision He absolutely no-scopes a bolt action sniper rifle to great effect. |
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Finger Prince posted:He absolutely no-scopes a bolt action sniper rifle to great effect. Legolas bunny hopping, no scope awp, solos de_dust2 |
# ? Feb 13, 2020 00:10 |
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frodo buys armor (without telling the rest of the team), leading to him not dying in a critical round in de_moria2
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 00:13 |
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Elrond: those aren’t Moon letters, those are serial numbers. Bilbo: Whatever are serial numbers? Elrond: they were written for the Gondolin Wars, when the Feds were trying to go after our guns. Bilbo: So conspiracy theorists? Elrond: the same. |
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slightly modified one of my old photoshops |
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Sauron: oh, look! It’s Isildur, with his stupid band of men and Elves and a stupid sword that’s just gonna break! Isildur: Read the thread, bitch! **pulls out a Desert Eagle** KLA-POW! **shoots off Sauron’s fingat** KA-PLOW! **shoots the One Ring into Mount Doom** KLA-PLOW! **shoots Sharon in the head before he could be unmade after the One Ring is melted** That one’s for Pops! Elrond: that’s dark, kid. I like it! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Sauron: oh, look! It’s Isildur, with his stupid band of men and Elves and a stupid sword that’s just gonna break! lmao
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 00:48 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Sauron: oh, look! It’s Isildur, with his stupid band of men and Elves and a stupid sword that’s just gonna break! |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Sauron: oh, look! It’s Isildur, with his stupid band of men and Elves and a stupid sword that’s just gonna break!
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 02:48 |
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when they're getting avalanched in the mountains but instead of magic sauromon is just shooting artillery cannons at the mountains like they do irl to induce avalanches did you know thatdid you know it's someone's job irl to shoot a freaking howitzer at mountainsides to make a controlled avalance happen so it doesn't build up to dangerous avalanche levels
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 03:05 |
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LockNLoad of the Rings |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:LockNLoad of the Rings Lord of The Range
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 06:10 |
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Book III - The reload of the king |
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