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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Can someone tell my what the problem is? Not tipping is a dick move but he seemed sorry?

E: hades level snipe, have a foto of my dog discovering flower pots as penance:

Son of Rodney has a new favorite as of 12:48 on Feb 13, 2020

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Son of Rodney posted:

Can someone tell my what the problem is? Not tipping is a dick move but he seemed sorry?

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Son of Rodney posted:

Can someone tell my what the problem is? Not tipping is a dick move but he seemed sorry?

E: hades level snipe, have a foto of my dog discovering flower pots as penance:



I mean, all politicians should be continuously treated with disdain, but yeah.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

who wants to play a JEU EDUCATIF

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
More like Curse aux lettres.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Pastry of the Year posted:

who wants to play a JEU EDUCATIF



A Serbian Daycare soundtrack

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Christ, that dude had to get bitchy about a 4.5 year old tweet, and the replies after are just more people dog piling and not noticing the date.

Every day on twitter is a little worse than the last I hate it so much but I cannot stop

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


is this a representation of Scotland as Elmo?

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Kharmakazy posted:

What's the statute of limitations on judging people based on their actions?

Iirc, the old testament said 7 years.

ante posted:

How old is that dude? He looks real old, but with a lot of work done.

Like something from Madame Tussaud

He's 58, but hate ages you, e.g. the Emperor or this MAGA lady

https://twitter.com/WAKAFLOCKAFR4NK/status/998350207241908224?s=20

Lady on the right is 45 in this picture.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

The grotesque pizzaman had bad work done to his face so now he looks like a clayborne creature from some other world

I would say 100% of the big hollywood stars have plastic surgery though. That's why basically every leading man in hollywood is playing "30 year old guy" even though they're in their 50s, so there's a lot of good plastic surgery as well, especially on fit people

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Beachcomber posted:

Iirc, the old testament said 7 years.

Only for fellow Jews. For non-jews it was 70. :hist101:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider

Fartbox posted:

The grotesque pizzaman had bad work done to his face so now he looks like a clayborne creature from some other world

I would say 100% of the big hollywood stars have plastic surgery though. That's why basically every leading man in hollywood is playing "30 year old guy" even though they're in their 50s, so there's a lot of good plastic surgery as well, especially on fit people

Let's not forget how much of a role makeup plays either.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Fartbox posted:

The grotesque pizzaman had bad work done to his face so now he looks like a clayborne creature from some other world

I would say 100% of the big hollywood stars have plastic surgery though. That's why basically every leading man in hollywood is playing "30 year old guy" even though they're in their 50s, so there's a lot of good plastic surgery as well, especially on fit people

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


lol i immediately thought of him when i read this post too.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

No I meant like Vin Diesel or The Rock or Channing Tatum

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Fartbox posted:

No I meant like Vin Diesel or The Rock or Channing Tatum

I’m pretty sure Diesel and Johnson are playing their age. The Rock even has a gray beard now.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
If The Rock wants to play a japanese highschool student, I say let him!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

canyoneer posted:

Did he have sex with the pizza?

Did you order the "special" topping?

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Hackers film 1995 posted:

lol i immediately thought of him when i read this post too.

In fairness to Rourke, he took up boxing which probably isn't going to be great on the looks.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

LifeSunDeath posted:

If The Rock wants to play a japanese highschool student, I say let him!

Hollywood has a contract with Satan where they need to make a Peter Pan movie every ten years. I say let the Rock have the next go at it, as Peter, Wendy or Hook.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


hawowanlawow posted:

is this a representation of Scotland as Elmo?

It's art by Cal Kearns.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

LifeSunDeath posted:

If The Rock wants to play a japanese highschool student, I say let him!

Another Cromartie High School adaptation would be pretty nice right about now.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Grendels Dad posted:

Hollywood has a contract with Satan where they need to make a Peter Pan movie every ten years. I say let the Rock have the next go at it, as Peter, Wendy or Hook.

It's the only way we'll ever see Hook take the Rock Bottom

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

LifeSunDeath posted:

If The Rock wants to play a japanese highschool student, I say let him!

If Scarlett Johansson can, so can Dwayne Johnson!

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Grendels Dad posted:

Hollywood has a contract with Satan where they need to make a Peter Pan movie every ten years. I say let the Rock have the next go at it, as Peter, Wendy or Hook.

When Disney does a live action Peter Pan I'd put money on him being in it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I would watch the poo poo of Patricia Pan saving Wendel from Captain Hook

Hook should be played by Judi Dench

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

"He looks like he was made by a cobbler"

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

AFewBricksShy posted:

In fairness to Rourke, he took up boxing which probably isn't going to be great on the looks.

Boxing didn't do that to Rourke, bad plastic surgery did.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

Grendels Dad posted:

Hollywood has a contract with Satan where they need to make a Peter Pan movie every ten years. I say let the Rock have the next go at it, as Peter, Wendy or Hook.

I would suggest Tinkerbell but he already did that toothfairy movie so...

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/shirleymush/status/1227987906725318656?s=21

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



DandyLion posted:

Boxing didn't do that to Rourke, bad plastic surgery did.

Kind of both. Reconstructive surgery due to boxing injuries.

quote:

Rourke's boxing career resulted in a notable physical change in the 1990s, as his face needed reconstructive surgery to mend his injuries. His face was later called "appallingly disfigured".[35] In a 2009 interview, Rourke said that he had gone to "the wrong guy" for his surgery, and that his plastic surgeon had left his features "a mess".[29]

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


It's sad that people feel the need for intense plastic surgery to make them feel or look more youthful, but also that's just a bad photo. Probably not very long after he had something done so he's still a bit swollen and poo poo. Here's a more recent picture

voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 20:50 on Feb 13, 2020

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Mickey Rourke's looks fit perfectly for his roles in The Wrestler (washed-up 80's wrestling star) and Iron Man 2 (Russian) and he was beautiful in both.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Grendels Dad posted:

Mickey Rourke's looks fit perfectly for his roles in The Wrestler (washed-up 80's wrestling star) and Iron Man 2 (Russian) and he was beautiful in both.

It's just that he was super good looking before all the surgery. He had some kind of mental breakdown and got out of acting, did boxing, then thought having surgery to improve his looks was the only way to get back into the industry. Turns out he's a sold actor and never needed that at all. His physique in the Wrestler was nuts, the guy's like 50 and jacked.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Grendels Dad posted:

Mickey Rourke's looks fit perfectly for his roles in The Wrestler (washed-up 80's wrestling star) and Iron Man 2 (Russian) and he was beautiful in both.

He was a great St. Francis.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

LifeSunDeath posted:

It's just that he was super good looking before all the surgery. He had some kind of mental breakdown and got out of acting, did boxing, then thought having surgery to improve his looks was the only way to get back into the industry. Turns out he's a sold actor and never needed that at all. His physique in the Wrestler was nuts, the guy's like 50 and jacked.

Well yeah steroids are basically magic. There's ripped guys in their 70s running around these days.

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Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

sassassin posted:

Well yeah steroids are basically magic. There's ripped guys in their 70s running around these days.

I do the lion's share of walking now but thank you anyway.















So do I turn this monitor off or on? Where's the switch? Why is it so cold in here, I feel a draft. What were we talking about?

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