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pee pee poo poo corona is a good virus
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Feb 13, 2020 21:12
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so for how long was apt #2 dude living with the constant smell of poo poo from his floor drain before he caught corona?
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Feb 13, 2020 21:12
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It's all Microsoft's fault. They tasked a research team with making Bing do better in China. ... ... I regret nothing.
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Feb 13, 2020 21:22
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still laughing at r0 guy
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Feb 13, 2020 21:23
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didn't PJ make a big show of jumping ship to the offsite? did they get sick of her or have they too fallen to the gigaplague
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Feb 13, 2020 21:27
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Eox posted:didn't PJ make a big show of jumping ship to the offsite? did they get sick of her or have they too fallen to the gigaplague Someone mentioned that they dont tolerate that kinda posting over there but Im not sure if they were guessing or knew.
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Feb 13, 2020 21:29
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PJ was also the person that breathlessly detailed trump's coming mental collapse
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Feb 13, 2020 21:33
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How would you even tell with something like that?
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Feb 13, 2020 21:37
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yeah, you gotta give her false predictions
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Feb 13, 2020 21:38
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My chinese in-laws do not have a trap installed on their bathroom sink at all. They live at the top of a high-rise condo in Shanghai. The bathroom smells of sewage whenever the air moves, but they can't smell it like I can, and won't fix it. They spend tons of money on everything but their home, but the pipes are a mickey-mouse setup and their big chandelier fell down the other week. Happy Thread fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Feb 13, 2020 |
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Feb 13, 2020 21:38
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The truth is trickling out now, bit by bit. My guess is that the CDC will make an announcement Friday after the stock market has closed as to the real likely impact in the US. Monday is a holiday so the markets will be closed as well which gives everyone a nice 4 days to absorb the information.
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Feb 13, 2020 21:43
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i say swears online posted:PJ was also the person that breathlessly detailed trump's coming mental collapse PJ was the poster who postulated that trump might physically charge at hillary on the debate stage and tbh i appreciate her for giving me that hope
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Feb 13, 2020 21:45
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succ posted:The truth is trickling out now, bit by bit. My guess is that the CDC will make an announcement Friday after the stock market has closed as to the real likely impact in the US. Monday is a holiday so the markets will be closed as well which gives everyone a nice 4 days to absorb the information. This is definitely gonna make a dent on the economy. The question is whether it's going to kick us into the long-overdue recession.
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Feb 13, 2020 21:47
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Telsa Cola posted:Someone mentioned that they dont tolerate that kinda posting over there but Im not sure if they were guessing or knew. She's only doing this here, because you all must seem more receptive to it Prester, we can tell you're not having the greatest of mental health weeks, and it's affecting how you're handling the news. It's not your mission to convince everyone to not believe a lie. In fact, nothing happens differently at all whether the public broadly believe the mainstream narrative on this or some other one (and they don't -- most people remain unconvinced and impressed by ANY narrative on it). The global response will be exactly the same no matter what the powerless public believes, and you cannot affect how the rulers handle it no matter how hard you try. Just sit back and watch and relax. Relax in both the realization that the public's beliefs don't change a drat thing, and relax in the realization that the response is already maximal in some ways regardless of the public's intervention -- the rulers have already shut down the economy, which is pretty much the most extreme thing possible, and awesome. Anything that hurts the stock market and forces a great reckoning that devalues wealth is good for the rest of us.
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Feb 13, 2020 21:48
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https://www.zeit.de/wissen/gesundheit/2020-02/coronavirus-wissenschaftler-pandemie (unfortunately in German, but google translate works well enough) This is a good article about the guy who discovered SARS in 2003. His team studied the patients in Bavaria and they found out that the virus can multiply in the throat without affecting the lungs, which explains its somewhat weird behaviour a bit. He says we might be majorly screwed because of this.
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Feb 13, 2020 21:49
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Lol Lmao Honj Steak posted:https://www.zeit.de/wissen/gesundheit/2020-02/coronavirus-wissenschaftler-pandemie (unfortunately in German, but google translate works well enough) God that owns. Viruses are so cool. They can do all this poo poo and they aren't even alive. Just like, glitches and bugs in our meat software that happened to glitch just the right way that they can reproduce and spread. SKULL.GIF fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Feb 13, 2020 |
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Feb 13, 2020 21:52
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succ posted:The truth is trickling out now, bit by bit. My guess is that the CDC will make an announcement Friday after the stock market has closed as to the real likely impact in the US. Monday is a holiday so the markets will be closed as well which gives everyone a nice 4 days to absorb the information. Will Saddam be killed though?
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Feb 13, 2020 21:55
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LookingGodIntheEye posted:This is definitely gonna make a dent on the economy. The question is whether it's going to kick us into the long-overdue recession. It's already a disaster. Even if the virus disappeared today, the damage that has been done will ripple through the world for months. China is already facing problems due to the loss of ~40% of it's swine herd, the added problems from the virus on supply chains will cause food prices to increase locally and globaly for months. On top of that world trade is hosed in the medium term, even if the virus turns out to be nothing. This was/is the Black Swan event that will crash the global economy. The only question now is how fast and how hard it will fall.
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Feb 13, 2020 21:56
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succ posted:It's already a disaster. Even if the virus disappeared today, the damage that has been done will ripple through the world for months. China is already facing problems due to the loss of ~40% of it's swine herd, the added problems from the virus on supply chains will cause food prices to increase locally and globaly for months. 1 month shutdown is already 8% of their GDP just gone like that. That's going to take months to even catch up to, let alone post positive gains on after that. succ posted:On top of that world trade is hosed in the medium term, even if the virus turns out to be nothing. This was/is the Black Swan event that will crash the global economy. The only question now is how fast and how hard it will fall. I don't know -- the economy can be surprisingly resilient even as it can explode because of one random thing. Kinda like humans in that regard.
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Feb 13, 2020 21:57
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they can no longer contain the wuhan secret
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Feb 13, 2020 22:00
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what really matters is when the US gigacorps start issuing downward revisions to profits and revenues. Should be coming in the next few weeks her
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Feb 13, 2020 22:02
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lol disrupting supply chains momentarily isn't a great reckoning
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Feb 13, 2020 22:02
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https://twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1228061281556615172?s=20
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Feb 13, 2020 22:04
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Homeless Friend posted:lol disrupting supply chains momentarily isn't a great reckoning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI&t=22s
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Feb 13, 2020 22:04
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https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1228059519030190085?s=20 huh.....
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Feb 13, 2020 22:04
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Lol this isn't going to effect capitalism negatively
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Feb 13, 2020 22:05
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Homeless Friend posted:lol disrupting supply chains momentarily isn't a great reckoning It is if those supply chains involve food and medicine.
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Feb 13, 2020 22:05
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https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
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Feb 13, 2020 22:06
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Homeless Friend posted:lol disrupting supply chains momentarily isn't a great reckoning the entire planet operates on JIT lol it's not going to instantly crash everything, but a brief shutdown somewhere leads to a longer shutdown somewhere else that relies on the first place leads to an even longer shutdown at the third place that relies on the second place (which in turn relies on the first place) it's kinda like traffic jams
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Feb 13, 2020 22:08
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Siljmonster posted:Lol this isn't going to effect capitalism negatively One can dream...
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Feb 13, 2020 22:08
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For a month China couldn't create more plastic products that break after 5 uses or are just disposable for insane Americans to throw away Now we eat rocks to survive
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Feb 13, 2020 22:10
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ugh this loving iphone is a month old. might as well just spit in my eye.
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Feb 13, 2020 22:11
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SpaceCadetBob posted:so for how long was apt #2 dude living with the constant smell of poo poo from his floor drain before he caught corona?
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Feb 13, 2020 22:12
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lol imagine thinking capitalism will be negatively harmed by a crisis instead of just finding a way to cannibalize the new problem to make even higher profits mask futures are only going up, up, up!
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Feb 13, 2020 22:12
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vyelkin posted:lol imagine thinking capitalism will be negatively harmed by a crisis instead of just finding a way to cannibalize the new problem to make even higher profits can't wait for the coronavirus vaccine to be lobbied out of worldwide deployment because it would hurt Big Mask profits
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Feb 13, 2020 22:17
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SKULL.GIF posted:the entire planet operates on JIT lol Yes I understand knock on effects, it's got nothin to do with a reckoning tho
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Feb 13, 2020 22:18
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by this time next week cruise lines will be advertising "unlike other cruises, OURS is guaranteed coronavirus free!" airplane manufacturers will start rolling out fraudulent claims that their HEPA filters can filter coronaviruses from the air, meaning their planes remain safe to fly on rich people are probably already buying self-sufficient yachts that can stay at sea for six months at a time so they can cut themselves off from the world of coronaviruses some silicon valley bro is watching contagion and thinking about how he could make an app called "4sythia" that tells you which wild herbs to eat to cure different viruses capitalism, uh, finds a way
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Feb 13, 2020 22:21
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Food supply takes priority as well as other vital infrastructure. China won’t let that collapse but they’re going to try quarantine until that starts to show cracks. At that point, they’ll give up on the quarantine.
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Feb 13, 2020 22:22
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vyelkin posted:rich people are probably already buying self-sufficient yachts that can stay at sea for six months at a time so they can cut themselves off from the world of coronaviruses im gunna steal the uss constitution and start raiding rich people floating mega-yacht islands does anyone here know how to load powder and a cannon ball? i promise an unionized pirate workforce with an equal share of the profits gleaned from sinking rich people
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Feb 13, 2020 22:24
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so, uh, insulin isn’t part of the items being disrupted I hope.
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