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Roblo posted:If you live in Devon and you get any flood warnings, that was me. I'll try work in a 'stairs' comment or something. I'll keep my ears open for stairs-related comments, preferably puns.
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thespaceinvader posted:Speaking of... no there's no good segue, I got the job 
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Roblo posted:Brace yourself goons, it's gonna get real wet over the weekend. "Waters will rise to over 3 metres so if you have stairs in your house you will not be protected."
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Feb 14, 2020 11:41
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So for valentines I got my other half a big box of her favourite chocolates along with her favourite wine and a bouquet of roses. She got me a Sith TIE Fighter. I shall marry this woman.
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Lord Ludikrous posted:So for valentines I got my other half a big box of her favourite chocolates along with her favourite wine and a bouquet of roses. She got me a Sith TIE Fighter. Clearly one of you is much better at giving gifts 
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Feb 14, 2020 11:53
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For Valentine's the Royal Mail delivered some socialist fudge to the local delivery office cos it wouldn't fit through my letterbox 
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Feb 14, 2020 11:55
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Feb 14, 2020 12:02
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mrpwase posted:For Valentine's the Royal Mail delivered some socialist fudge to the local delivery office cos it wouldn't fit through my letterbox If you had a bigger opening you wouldn't feel so disappointed by the postman's visit on this valentines day.
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Feb 14, 2020 12:02
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Just need sufficient solvents and lube and a good shove. This is Trevor Bastard Extended Universe right?
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Feb 14, 2020 12:04
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Its the Brexit you were always going to get though.....
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Feb 14, 2020 12:05
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https://twitter.com/mattgarrahan/status/1228266117107507200?s=21 It's even funnier because it was the Telegraph's idea.
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Feb 14, 2020 12:08
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Guavanaut posted:Just need sufficient solvents and lube and a good shove. I think so because of this tweet on their timeline: https://twitter.com/ColinBrowning14/status/1226188038272933891
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Guavanaut posted:Just need sufficient solvents and lube and a good shove. Hot_socialist_fudge_glopping_through_my_slot.avi
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Feb 14, 2020 12:17
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Looking at that Twitter feed, I don't think it's a parody account.
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Feb 14, 2020 12:18
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Sorry to hear about your slot issues, MrPawse. But I guarantee it will be worth the wait! In other news, my wife and I know each other far too well and independently got each other these cards  Edit: I also used the phrase ‘revolutionary vanguard’ in a love letter, possibly for the first time ever.. Camrath fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Feb 14, 2020 |
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Feb 14, 2020 12:22
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We don't do cards in this house, but the gift of fudge (and a fancy new frying pan) was well received!
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Feb 14, 2020 12:36
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VideoGames posted:I think so because of this tweet on their timeline: https://twitter.com/ColinBrowning14/status/1217160392587333632?s=19
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Feb 14, 2020 12:44
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I got my SO nothing this valentine's day because they do not exist. Eat poo poo sexhavers.
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Feb 14, 2020 12:45
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Strom Cuzewon posted:Well I sure hope it wasn't a segue-writing position It's admin for the education programme for the local Crisis centre, so I'm pretty 
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Feb 14, 2020 12:47
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I'm getting myself gifts for valentine's, because the most important person to love is yourself.
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thespaceinvader posted:It's admin for the education programme for the local Crisis centre, so I'm pretty Oh yeah congrats.
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Tesseraction posted:I got my SO nothing this valentine's day because they do not exist. Eat poo poo sexhavers.
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Comrade Fakename posted:Looking at that Twitter feed, I don't think it's a parody account. If it's a parody, it's a particularly committed one.
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Feb 14, 2020 13:56
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My employer wants to increase my notice period from one month to three months. I have ignored their request so far, anyone have any other suggestions in case they really get on my case about it?
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Feb 14, 2020 14:03
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One of the fun things about monitoring a political figure's public-facing email account is that you get to read people's 2,800 word essay asking Rebecca Long-Bailey to support the decriminalisation of incest.
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Feb 14, 2020 14:03
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Just leave on payday and what are they going to do?
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Marmaduke! posted:My employer wants to increase my notice period from one month to three months. I have ignored their request so far, anyone have any other suggestions in case they really get on my case about it? They can't unilaterally make you as it's a substantive change to your employment contract. Ask for something you really want in exchange like a lot of extra money to gague how serious they are.
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Marmaduke! posted:My employer wants to increase my notice period from one month to three months. I have ignored their request so far, anyone have any other suggestions in case they really get on my case about it? Ask them what you get in exchange for losing freedom to move and signing a new contract. Speak to your union rep as well, of you've got one.
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ThomasPaine posted:Just leave on payday and what are they going to do? I'm pretty sure they can sue you for breach of contract? Which if your job is important enough for them to want a longer notice period for it, they might well do if you leave them in the lurch. Conversely, you are never obliged to sign a new contract as long as your existing oen is current, but there's nothing stopping them e.g. not renewing a fixed term contract, making the longer notice period a condition of moving from fixed term to permanent, etc. Basic suggestion, as with any employment issue, is to get union involved if you're concerned. Speaking of which, what unions would cover Crisis? It's a big national organisation so I'm sure one of them must and I want to get my dues in straight away this time. Maybe I'll just join the IWW.
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thespaceinvader posted:I'm pretty sure they can sue you for breach of contract? The TUC have a "what union should I join" thing on their website but the first thing is to see if your workplace recognises a union or if there are other union members in the office. And no matter what, also consider joining the IWW as a more radical complementary union.
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Freed of the shackles of the EU, Britain is now in an excellent position to negotiate a favourable trade deal with the US, especially because of Prime Minister Johnson’s excellent personal relationship with President Trump! https://mobile.twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1228300472014032898 Ah.
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Apparently they were training new staff at schiphol so it was nothing to do with brexit any way. Still all good fun though.
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Jippa posted:Apparently they were training new staff at schiphol so it was nothing to do with brexit any way. Still all good fun though. We still use EU channels at airports until Jan 1st so that chap is just a twat.
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Apraxin posted:Freed of the shackles of the EU, Britain is now in an excellent position to negotiate a favourable trade deal with the US, especially because of Prime Minister Johnson’s excellent personal relationship with President Trump! Ah yes, it is definitely trump who is losing the support here 
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Lungboy posted:We still use EU channels at airports until Jan 1st so that chap is just a twat. Someone in the replies suggested that he (stupidly) went to the non-EU queue because WE'RE NO LONGER IN THE EU. Colleague today was specifically talking about this kind of thing happening at the airport this week, where he was like "should I use the non-EU queue, due to, you know" to the staff and they smiled and said he has a year left before he has to worry about that.
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I do look forward to the trade negotiations between PM Johnson and US President Bernie Sanders.
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u brexit ukip it posted:I do look forward to the trade negotiations between PM Johnson and US President Bernie Sanders. Still feel significant grief it wasn't Corbyn and Trump briefly before Corbyn and Sanders.
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they're two guys with weird hair who say things people like!! I can't tell the difference between them!
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