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The Corona virus won't last long because it was made in China
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Despera posted:praire dogs carry it. but fleas are known for jumping And that's just what they'll do; one of these days these fleas are gonna jump all over you.
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Feb 14, 2020 01:58
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I am becoming sad that this is clearly not the plague capable of killing 3-4 Billion I was hoping it would be. A couple hundred thousand is a flash in the pan. 
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Feb 14, 2020 02:35
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Rime posted:I am becoming sad that this is clearly not the plague capable of killing 3-4 Billion I was hoping it would be. A couple hundred thousand is a flash in the pan. Cheer up, there's still hope.
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Feb 14, 2020 03:10
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Cheer up, there's still hope. I'm still betting on antibiotic resistant bacteria.
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Feb 14, 2020 03:42
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Rime posted:I am becoming sad that this is clearly not the plague capable of killing 3-4 Billion I was hoping it would be. A couple hundred thousand is a flash in the pan. Assuming spread equivalent to the Spanish flu you'd see 23.4 to 60 million dead depending on whether the mortality rate is. 009 or .023
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Feb 14, 2020 03:50
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:The Corona virus won't last long because it was made in China fifteen minutes later you're thinking about gettin more plague
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Feb 14, 2020 04:13
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BrigadierSensible posted:And to bring it back to recent China based events. All the stuff that China, (and other countries) are doing re: coronavirus all seems largely performative and theatrical to me. I haven't heard much about actual practical attempts to fight it/help the victims apart from the CSIRO people managing to synthesize it. Death rate is currently at 2% "Officially" in China. Hospitalisation low ball is 10+% last checked. It's a virus, there isn't much you can do for the victims other than supportive care and preventing more infections. We have yet to have a cure for any virus. It's also airborne transmissible, no filthy public surface needed. A vaccine takes time. Even if the death rate was next to nothing the sheer number of hospitalisations would overwhelm any medical system. You do not want this to get out. This is not the "Seasonal Flu" nor is it security theatre. It's a small miracle so far it hasn't exploded world wide but it doesn't mean we should slack off. The numbers outside of China are low because we didn't gently caress around by listening to WHO. The masks are useful even if it is only a reminder to not touch your face. It's all part of a larger system to prevent it's spread.
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Feb 14, 2020 05:13
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I don't think butchers in Australia can sell horse meat except in Western Australia It's really annoying, so goat is my go to.
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Feb 14, 2020 06:39
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Supply chain breakdowns and travel lockdowns are loving up the agricultural sector. https://mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1228064108655894539
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Feb 14, 2020 06:39
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The FBI has unsealed new charges against Huawei. For those not familiar, RICO is one of the most broad-reaching and powerful American criminal laws, and provides courts with enormous power to attack organizations. Huawei is clearly not going to be doing any business in the US anytime soon. https://gizmodo.com/new-huawei-indictment-by-u-s-government-includes-rico-1841674124 quote:The Department of Justice announced on Thursday that it was unsealing a superseding indictment against Chinese tech giant Huawei, charging the company and several of its affiliates under a law traditionally used to take down sprawling criminal syndicates that operated under multiple layers of secrecy.
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Feb 14, 2020 07:18
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Lol I read some galaxy brain take that Xi Jinping willed China to become best in the world which means Huawei wouldn't dare to spy on anyone as they wouldn't dare to defy Xi's will. 
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Feb 14, 2020 07:23
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The backdoor claims are interesting. Most back-haul routing equipment these days has a logging feature in it for "Lawful intercept" of traffic. It's something a law enforcement agency can request with a warrant or subpoena and the telecom operator can go turn it on. All vendors provide this as a feature required by law, but it should only be accessible by the telecom operator locally, not by the law enforcement agency or the original vendor. It seems that Huawei equipment may have maintained the ability to access this feature remotely from China without authorization from the service provider. Of course this is a case, like with most network backdoors, it is impossible to tell malice from incompetence by just looking at the technical implementation of it unless someone commented their code, "Secret illegal backdoor here".
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Feb 14, 2020 14:46
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just release a social media app that collects all the stuff you want to collect you'll have more people download it than you would have people buy the phone
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Feb 14, 2020 14:49
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colachute posted:just release a social media app that collects all the stuff you want to collect Isn't that what tiktok is already?
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Feb 14, 2020 15:04
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The junk collector posted:The backdoor claims are interesting. Most back-haul routing equipment these days has a logging feature in it for "Lawful intercept" of traffic. It's something a law enforcement agency can request with a warrant or subpoena and the telecom operator can go turn it on. All vendors provide this as a feature required by law, but it should only be accessible by the telecom operator locally, not by the law enforcement agency or the original vendor. It seems that Huawei equipment may have maintained the ability to access this feature remotely from China without authorization from the service provider. The junk collector posted:The backdoor claims are interesting. Most back-haul routing equipment these days has a logging feature in it for "Lawful intercept" of traffic. It's something a law enforcement agency can request with a warrant or subpoena and the telecom operator can go turn it on. All vendors provide this as a feature required by law, but it should only be accessible by the telecom operator locally, not by the law enforcement agency or the original vendor. It seems that Huawei equipment may have maintained the ability to access this feature remotely from China without authorization from the service provider. It's quite delusional to think that something like this happens out of pure incompetence.
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Feb 14, 2020 15:06
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Shaocaholica posted:They have pizza in china? What a strange and novel new times we live in. Pizza Huts over there are really nice sit downs with waiters. Which was cool until they brought our pizza with drizzled mayonaise all over it. Not cool. Edit: China is attempting to do with Huawei what we did with that crypto company that recently got revealed as a CIA owned operation recently. D-Pad fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Feb 14, 2020 |
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Feb 14, 2020 15:18
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nothing like a corn and seafood pizza 
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Feb 14, 2020 15:20
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one of the kids i tutor asked for tips on making pizza (cuz im italian) so i talked about seasoning the crust, flavoring the oils, that kind of thing, and when I asked what toppings they were thinking of, they said vegetables. So, I talked about making sure to oil the vegetables so they broil instead of burn in the oven. The veggies she was thinking of were sweet corn, potato, onion, and shrimp.
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Feb 14, 2020 15:24
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:The Corona virus won't last long because it was made in China Quoting to be part of the futures shad thread.
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Feb 14, 2020 15:47
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Media Bloodbath posted:It's quite delusional to think that something like this happens out of pure incompetence. You say that man, but... yeah, it does. At least on the software side.
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Feb 14, 2020 15:56
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:one of the kids i tutor asked for tips on making pizza (cuz im italian) so i talked about seasoning the crust, flavoring the oils, that kind of thing, and when I asked what toppings they were thinking of, they said vegetables. So, I talked about making sure to oil the vegetables so they broil instead of burn in the oven. The veggies she was thinking of were sweet corn, potato, onion, and shrimp. Pastry is technically a vegetable.
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Feb 14, 2020 16:09
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Rime posted:I am becoming sad that this is clearly not the plague capable of killing 3-4 Billion I was hoping it would be. A couple hundred thousand is a flash in the pan. Secondary effects from a prolonged quarantine and panic of re-emergence combined with economic depression and tightened market prices will inevitably result in "non-virus-related deaths" I'm sure, you can still have your higher numbers yet
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Feb 14, 2020 17:29
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D-Pad posted:Pizza Huts over there are really nice sit downs with waiters. Which was cool until they brought our pizza with drizzled mayonaise all over it. Not cool. They imported Swedish pizza?
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Feb 14, 2020 18:24
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Media Bloodbath posted:It's quite delusional to think that something like this happens out of pure incompetence. While this may be true, you still have to prove it. I personally don't feel like we should abandon the best parts of our legal system just because it can make life easier for bad actors. PHIZ KALIFA posted:one of the kids i tutor asked for tips on making pizza (cuz im italian) so i talked about seasoning the crust, flavoring the oils, that kind of thing, and when I asked what toppings they were thinking of, they said vegetables. So, I talked about making sure to oil the vegetables so they broil instead of burn in the oven. The veggies she was thinking of were sweet corn, potato, onion, and shrimp. Potato of the right kind, sliced thinly enough caramelizes well in a pizza oven and makes a decent topping. Corn and mayonnaise though are verboten.
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Feb 14, 2020 18:30
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You could probably say, without stretching the truth too much, that TCM caused this outbreak by recommending pangolin scales (whish are keratin, you would get a similar "effect" eating your own fingernail clippings) and meat for all these different maladies and thereby popularizing the poaching of pangolin and their sale in markets
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Feb 14, 2020 18:45
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If you read the Donkey article they want their skin so they can eat the gelatin. Yes the same as the stuff found in Lemon Lime Jelly packets at the super market. TCM is that loving stupid. quote:Gelatin is a mixture of peptides and proteins produced by partial hydrolysis of collagen extracted from the skin, bones, and connective tissues of animals such as domesticated cattle, chicken, pigs, and fish.
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Feb 14, 2020 18:56
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I don't care how italian you are, mayo on pizza is absolutely delicious and I challenge you to try it at least once.
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Feb 14, 2020 18:59
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Bronze Fonz posted:I don't care how italian you are, mayo on pizza is absolutely delicious and I challenge you to try it at least once. i'm reviving mussolini style fascism just to do a one-man war crime on this single post. step the gently caress back, i'm crawling inside a bronze statue of a horse with all the badasses who made it and we're eating pasta with our hands inside.
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Feb 14, 2020 19:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4&t=48s
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Feb 14, 2020 19:28
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man the bad pizza megathread was in fact very good
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Feb 14, 2020 19:37
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Play posted:man the bad pizza megathread was in fact very good Never forget Brazilian garbage-fired pizza.
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Feb 14, 2020 19:43
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When I had pizza at an upscale restaurant in China my wife specified additional sauce (when we were ordering), as every pizza place puts little to none on their pizzas. When it arrived there was still just the nearly non-existent amount of tomato sauce on the crust, but they then remedied the situation by emptying 1/2 a bottle of ketchup over the top of it.
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Feb 14, 2020 19:46
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Han problems require Han solutions.
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Feb 14, 2020 19:59
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lmao the final flourish where he chops it with the paint scraper and throws like 3 pickle slices or whatever on there a true classic, to be enjoyed over and over again
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Feb 14, 2020 21:10
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Blistex posted:When I had pizza at an upscale restaurant in China my wife specified additional sauce (when we were ordering), as every pizza place puts little to none on their pizzas. When it arrived there was still just the nearly non-existent amount of tomato sauce on the crust, but they then remedied the situation by emptying 1/2 a bottle of ketchup over the top of it. You are American, so we added more American sauce Anyway, I'm pretty sure the Japanese are the ones originally to blame for the mayonnaise-on-pizza epidemic
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Feb 14, 2020 22:21
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Ugh... you're supposed to put a bit of mayo over the pizza -after- cooking... And also not do anything that's in this video.
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Feb 14, 2020 22:26
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The only condiment that should ever be on pizza is honey
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Feb 14, 2020 22:27
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He literally puts garbage into the oven. Garbage fire pizza. Has a nice ring to it.
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Feb 14, 2020 22:28
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Media Bloodbath posted:It's quite delusional to think that something like this happens out of pure incompetence. It's not even necessary to deliberately construct a backdoor to satisfy government spies. Western intelligence heavily relies on known exploits and security loopholes that inevitably appear in all software and hardware platforms, and they keep those exploits close to the chest so they don't get patched or used by other entities. Chinese cyber-security laws requires Chinese tech companies to inform the government of any security loopholes that exist, but it doesn't require them to patch them in a timely manner.
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