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Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Real hurthling! posted:

wuhan bird flu outbreak incoming

Nightmare scenario, bird flu infects someone with coronavirus, they swap genes and the result is a strain as contagious as coronavirus and deadly as bird flu.

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redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters
also it somehow includes modified ebola genes from a PLA bioweapons r&d lab

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1228275472313675776?s=19

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1228297839555551234?s=19

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1228301989467037697?s=19

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

I like this version of the apocalipse

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


There's no chance the disinfectant spraying does anything but pollute, right? Since even if it scrubs everything perfectly clean all it takes is another carrier to cough onto it and now it's infectious again yeah?

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1228287773909618691?s=20

Britt Burns
Nov 24, 2007
Biscuit Hider

Oh god, those motorcyclists :gonk:

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Baked Alaska with Chinese characteristics

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1228320407083798530

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

I'm starting to suspect that the stagnated right-wing government might not be particularly good at handling this

DrPop
Aug 22, 2004


Oops that Hawaii traveler one seems like a bit of a doozy!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Putting people in horror cubes isn't good enough for you, giving out free iPhones isn't good enough for you either, guess we'll have to settle for nukes

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

DrPop posted:

Oops that Hawaii traveler one seems like a bit of a doozy!

The one that transferred the cruise ship patient developed symptoms like 3-4 hours after transferring so he almost 100% didn’t get it from the passenger.

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001


It’s a rainbow :unsmith:

Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!

https://twitter.com/mugecevik/status/1228331661932335105

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
who declared an international emergency?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The band?!?

tiberion02
Mar 26, 2007

People tend to make the common mistake of believing that a situation will last forever.
https://twitter.com/politico/status/1228333540506578946

One of the cruise ship folks is a longtime friend of Tennessee Representative Phil Roe - who is trying to pressure Tromp to evac the 400 Americans on the ship.

"We had about an hour conversation last night on what we should do," said Roe. "Why not get them out, get them back to this country and put them in a place where we know they're not going to be exposed to more virus?"

"Passengers have been allowed out on the boat's deck briefly on four occasions, Hopland said, during which there were few restrictions on their interactions. Many are no longer wearing the face masks that were initially distributed."

"There's nobody in the world better at this than we are, at evacuating people. And we've got lots of airplanes."

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


baw posted:

who declared an international emergency?

what, again?

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

ah poo poo my bad guys

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

tiberion02 posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1228333540506578946

One of the cruise ship folks is a longtime friend of Tennessee Representative Phil Roe - who is trying to pressure Tromp to evac the 400 Americans on the ship.

"We had about an hour conversation last night on what we should do," said Roe. "Why not get them out, get them back to this country and put them in a place where we know they're not going to be exposed to more virus?"

"Passengers have been allowed out on the boat's deck briefly on four occasions, Hopland said, during which there were few restrictions on their interactions. Many are no longer wearing the face masks that were initially distributed."

"There's nobody in the world better at this than we are, at evacuating people. And we've got lots of airplanes."



Lol wasn't there a story just yesterday about how CDC is loving up the quarantine?

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009


What the hell am I looking at here? Is that showing permanent damage to the lungs caused by this? Like there is no full recovery?

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012

Raccooon posted:

What the hell am I looking at here? Is that showing permanent damage to the lungs caused by this? Like there is no full recovery?

lungs just take a gently caress long time to heal.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Raccooon posted:

What the hell am I looking at here? Is that showing permanent damage to the lungs caused by this? Like there is no full recovery?

It says complete resolution on day 31 so that seems like it got better?

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004




this video is old, I remember seeing it maybe a year ago

do you think there’s really that many people on the streets right now lmao

Burn Zone fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Feb 14, 2020

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Burn Zone posted:

this video is old, I remember seeing it maybe a year ago

you think there’s really that many people on the streets right now lmao

They'll literally think anything their anxiety compels them too dude

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

They're going to have to postpone the Olympics.

Dog Toothbrush
Oct 21, 2019

by Reene

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

They'll literally think anything their anxiety compels them too dude

yeah China would never just spray bleach everywhere for virtually no reason, if you think that you’re racist

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

I unironically hope this kills the cruise ship industry (plague)

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1228330324263931904

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dog Toothbrush posted:

yeah China would never just spray bleach everywhere for virtually no reason, if you think that you’re racist

Don't blow a gasket today lil dude

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

baw posted:

who declared an international emergency?

naturally

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



sincx posted:

They're going to have to postpone the Olympics.

i can't imagine what'd happen to their economy if the entire thing were straight up cancelled

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

sincx posted:

They're going to have to postpone the Olympics.

https://twitter.com/juliettekayyem/status/1228281596853264384?s=20

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

triple sulk posted:

i can't imagine what'd happen to their economy if the entire thing were straight up cancelled

olimpics are expensive - cities want to host a olimpics to promote their region and get the inversion back in the form of turist and trade

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



triple sulk posted:

i can't imagine what'd happen to their economy if the entire thing were straight up cancelled

Probably good things since historically the Olympics is poo poo for economies pre and post-Olympics.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
They just need to institute military rule during Olympic. A bus you up from the assigned hotel and drop you off after the game. You get daily nutrition delivery to you based on your Olympic ticket/hotel reservation

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

Hosting the olympics is almost always a net loss for the city, the costs aren't worth the tiny bit of stimulus you get. Whatever NBC adjacent media outlet tells you that olympics are super duper important to the economy is full of poo poo.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Now that I have spoilered myself doc sleep and no longer scary to me, I kind of want to watch the movie.

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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lawman 0 posted:

I unironically hope this kills the cruise ship industry (plague)

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