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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I’m still not sure what a cuizinart is.

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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


ruddiger posted:

I’m still not sure what a cuizinart is.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013


you missed the part where the chair falls over with his legs sticking in the air

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


So it’s a name brand like Kleenex or Black & Decker?

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

ruddiger posted:

So it’s a name brand like Kleenex or Black & Decker?

Yes, but it also gets used generically for 'food processor', though not to the extent of Kleenex.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Yeah, Cuisinart is a whole brand of products now, it’s just the food processor that people associate it with the most.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
They are all of them not exactly strong enough to run a go-kart with.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
holy poo poo i thought OP was joking but it's for real, star wars ended up ripping off loving spaceballs lmao god drat

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Animal-Mother posted:

holy poo poo i thought OP was joking but it's for real, star wars ended up ripping off loving spaceballs lmao god drat

I had this same response. Like, before clicking this thread, I was not expecting a sincere comparison in the least, yet it's pretty obvious.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

It’s a very iconic movie! Even Lucas agreed, take out the humor and at its core it is a very engaging hero’s journey. I think my favorite bit of Spaceballs history is this angry fan letter sent soon before its initial wide release.

quote:

If you are a true STAR WARS fan who cares deeply about the Saga, I urge you to please read this letter. The person writing this wishes to stay anonymous as my only want is to protect the integrity and good image of my beloved galaxy, and I need no attention to myself. I am very serious about what you are about to read and it's extremely important for everyone that loves STAR WARS to listen to what I have to say and take it seriously. A disgusting movie spoof of SW called SPACEBALLS will be released soon. I was unfortunate to see an advance preview of it and am abhorred by what I saw. I consider myself to be a dedicated and loyal SW fan. I love that universe as my home and those characters as my best friends, and I hate anyone that does anything against SW. Considering that, I know what I'm talking about in this letter. Well, SPACEBALLS goes way beyond just doing something against SW. The whole movie is one long ludicrous, hideous put-down of everything in SW. It makes Leia look like a gunslinging whore, makes Han look like he's a stupid idiot, and makes Voda look like a foolish master of nothing. SPACEBALLS then goes on to reach the height of bad taste in making fun of every other character, place and thing in the SW galaxy. I was outraged to see how the movie had the gall to ridicule and laugh at all the things in SW that the fans take very seriously. SPACEBALLS makes all the SW characters look like jerks and reduces all the intimate aspects of the Saga, like Leia and Han's relationship or Luke's Force training, into a series of uncalled for and tasteless jokes. I find nothing funny about making fun of SW. No real fan would, either. This sick movie should be considered high sacrilege and extreme offense against all SW fandom. I ask everyone reading this to please don't go see the movie. To be serious, I beg you in the good name of SW, DO NOT go see this movie in any way, shape or form. If you love Leia, and the others, and if you are a real, true fan, you will stay far away from SPACEBALLS. Tell everyone you know - - Everyone -- that the movie is a complete absurdity and tell them to go see it. I beg you to spread the bad word about this insult to SW called SPACEBALLS. No one can call themselves a true SW fan if they go to see or support in any way a movie or person that makes fun of SW. You and I and all of SW fandom owe it to the characters to see that SPACEBALLS is successful. It would not be fair to them (the characters) if a movie putting them down is a success. We can't let it be. It is a threat to the reputation and integrity and good image of the SW saga. Spread the bad word and send letters of protest to MGM Studios. DO NOT go to see SPACEBALLS. If you truly love STAR WARS, you won't go to see it and you'll do your best not to let anyone else see it, either. This letter is to be taken dead seriously and deserves deep concern and action from SW fans. DO NOT go to see SPACEBALLS. Our Saga's reputation is at stake.


https://fanlore.org/wiki/Open_Letter_to_Star_Wars_Fans_Regarding_the_Movie_%22Spaceballs%22

And this Siskel & Ebert review is pretty good too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwr-wUYqd2o

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Jan 30, 2020

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




ruddiger posted:

It’s a very iconic movie! Even Lucas agreed, take out the humor and at its core it is a very engaging hero’s journey. I think my favorite bit of Spaceballs history is this angry fan letter sent soon before its initial wide release.



https://fanlore.org/wiki/Open_Letter_to_Star_Wars_Fans_Regarding_the_Movie_%22Spaceballs%22

yes i was quite the gentleman of letters back then

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
"I'm surrounded by morons" is one of the few cases of the TV edit making more sense than the original line. And I'm going to stick by that opinion until I die.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
When will then be now?
Soon.

Yes I still giggle every time I think of this.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

I mean both the Prequel/Sequel trilogies and side movies are referencing the same thing Spaceballs is, so yeah there's gonna be some overlap.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


People who try to say Spaceballs doesn't hold up are highly suspect to me, and I think they're probably the same kind of people that think the prequels are underrated.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Lurdiak posted:

People who try to say Spaceballs doesn't hold up are highly suspect to me, and I think they're probably the same kind of people that think the prequels are underrated.

But I love Spaceballs and like the prequels?

Methinks you're just dumb.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Lurdiak posted:

People who try to say Spaceballs doesn't hold up are highly suspect to me, and I think they're probably the same kind of people that think the prequels are underrated.

yeah this ain’t it chief

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

This thread was made by somebody who likes the prequels lol

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

my reaction when I hear someone badmouth the prequels

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hekqzcveud4

Not what I was looking for but still slaps:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=242Fp_eSrr4

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

More examples of Spaceballs influence.











ruddiger fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Feb 2, 2020

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

ruddiger posted:

More examples of Spaceballs influence.


see this is exactly what i was talking about when i posted this:

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Sometimes I wonder if modern blockbuster movies are almost designed to be resistant to satire, like they're already poking fun at themselves enough as to make a satire not worth doing.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

Is this real? If so, awesome.

Awesome thread.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

see this is exactly what i was talking about when i posted this:

The Space Iron scene was one of the funniest misdirects in TLJ.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004



ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/JgvNlIv.mp4

I posted this on the first page but didn’t realize it was a busted link.

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 10:17 on Feb 6, 2020

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

ruddiger posted:

https://i.imgur.com/JgvNlIv.mp4

I posted this on the first page but didn’t realize it was a busted link.

url tags on imgur videos, my man

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Moon Slayer posted:



The Gozanti-class cruiser. For when you absolutely, positively need to get exactly four TIE fighters somewhere.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Raluek posted:

url tags on imgur videos, my man

Thanks for the heads up!



zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Honestly it's a compelling case and now I can't believe how much Star Wars ripped off from spaceballs

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

ruddiger posted:

Thanks for the heads up!





:lol:

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


The Mandalorian’s ship, the Razor Crest, has massive Eagle-5 energy.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004



ruddiger fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Jan 31, 2021

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I have to sticky this because you're putting a lot of god drat good effort into this and other people need to see it.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004





ruddiger fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Dec 23, 2020

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004



ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004







Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
This is my favorite thread in the Star Wars sub forum. By far.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Sometimes I wonder if modern blockbuster movies are almost designed to be resistant to satire, like they're already poking fun at themselves enough as to make a satire not worth doing.

The scenes in the original Star Wars involving Luke & Han trying to breakout and rescue Princess Leia on the Death Star are literally only like, a degree or two removed from just plain being Spaceballs itself. It may not come off quite that strong in the context of the whole movie, but seriously, everything between Obi-Wan splitting off from the rest of the group to the moment he encounters Vader, taken in isolation, and you might as well call it "It's Always Sunny on the Death Star." It's just gag after gag and it is indeed self-aware as gently caress*. This goofy side of Star Wars rears its head again at the climax when the first X-Wing pilot to bite it is an incompetent fat guy named PORKINS!

It's only gotten moreso with the Special Edition adding a thunk sound to the background Storm Trooper hitting his head on the door.

*(The whole movie is hyper self-aware, really. People forget but Star Wars was almost like the Kill Bill of the 70s.)

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Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009

Lord bless and keep you, OP.

Trying to figure out the analogy for Dr. Schlotkin, the best nose job specialist in...Beverly hills. “Let’s go, Arnold. Come, Gretchen! Of course you know I’ll still have to bill you for this.”

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