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Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

Bonzo posted:

I need retraction


“Hi, this is Bonzo, and yesterday I said a few comments that offended a few people, and I'd like to extend my apology for those comments. Unfortunately, I didn't represent myself properly on how I wanted to explain myself. “

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misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
Hey how many touchdowns did the Oakland A's make today

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
let me hit you with a classic reference that I guarantee nobody has heard in a very long time. are you ready for this one?

baba booey

POCKET CHOMP
Jul 20, 2003

me irl.
is that something from the marci turk era or something? gotta admit i stopped listening after artie lange walked to st. louis one weekend.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

barbra booey

hanales
Nov 3, 2013
In addition to what everyone else said I believe he reached out to “help” Artie. Most likely they did drugs together looking back on things.





Last Chance posted:

barbra booey

Literally classic.

Mexican Radio
Jan 5, 2007

mombo with your jombo?
the important thing here that we can learn is

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Mexican Radio posted:

the important thing here that we can learn is
Read this as Billy West doing Marge Schott

"Its a time for healing.....Id like to apologize to all the blackies. And the Darkies. And those money grubbing jews. You ever have to wrangle with them at contract time?"

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

beep by grandpa posted:

I love the bench press/ball bearing call like it my own child. The constant gym clanging background noise, the takei screams, the gay porn clips, them being so enthusiastic about doing their lifts to show off over the phone, and finally the guy just hanging politely on the line for so drat long after screaming the same thing at them again and again. It's perfect. I wonder if that guy ever sold it?

In case you haven't heard it for a while, here it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp_Edx3Gjm0

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

let me hit you with a classic reference that I guarantee nobody has heard in a very long time. are you ready for this one?

baba booey

Insane anime??? Mods??

I kid I kid

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Ablow is the guy who decided Robin was a 34, I think

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Ether Frenzy posted:

Ablow is the guy who decided Robin was a 34, I think

Wasnt that dr drew?

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Yeah it was Dr Drew who interviewed Robin for her book and blindsided her.

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001
Aaa-ba-low

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001
I listen to old Stern stuff at work and at the gym, helps to pass the time. I'm on 1994 right now so all sorts of stuff going on, especially as OJ just got caught. It's weird when you get stuff on there that is relevant to today's current events (minus all the obvious trump stuff) -- I just heard one where Howard goes "...And now we have Robin's God coming on..."

"...My "god? She's not my god, hahahaha, she's an inspirational speaker blah blah blah"

It was Marianne Williamson, and I guess I never knew that she had such a long career since I never heard of her before this year's race.

I wanted to start writing down some asides that were either just hilarious on-the-spot moments, or ones which are really prescient, but usually I'm too busy lifting weights like Gay KC

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Zoben posted:

I listen to old Stern stuff at work and at the gym, helps to pass the time. I'm on 1994 right now so all sorts of stuff going on, especially as OJ just got caught. It's weird when you get stuff on there that is relevant to today's current events (minus all the obvious trump stuff) -- I just heard one where Howard goes "...And now we have Robin's God coming on..."

"...My "god? She's not my god, hahahaha, she's an inspirational speaker blah blah blah"

It was Marianne Williamson, and I guess I never knew that she had such a long career since I never heard of her before this year's race.

I wanted to start writing down some asides that were either just hilarious on-the-spot moments, or ones which are really prescient, but usually I'm too busy lifting weights like Gay KC

I thought it was "gay-C"?

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

Zoben posted:

I listen to old Stern stuff at work and at the gym, helps to pass the time. I'm on 1994 right now so all sorts of stuff going on, especially as OJ just got caught. It's weird when you get stuff on there that is relevant to today's current events (minus all the obvious trump stuff) -- I just heard one where Howard goes "...And now we have Robin's God coming on..."

"...My "god? She's not my god, hahahaha, she's an inspirational speaker blah blah blah"

It was Marianne Williamson, and I guess I never knew that she had such a long career since I never heard of her before this year's race.

I wanted to start writing down some asides that were either just hilarious on-the-spot moments, or ones which are really prescient, but usually I'm too busy lifting weights like Gay KC

1993-1996 might be the the best era of the show ever. Basically until the movie comes out, then this start to slide some until Artie joins which is excellent until Artie starts to fall completely apart shortly after joining Sirius.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Read this as Billy West doing Marge Schott

"Its a time for healing.....Id like to apologize to all the blackies. And the Darkies. And those money grubbing jews. You ever have to wrangle with them at contract time?"

Rickshaw yankers. Goddamned Billy West.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Dr drew and another doctor hit her with the 34. The other doctor had an Asian last name so after being labeled a 34 she shrugged the diagnosis off by accusing the other doctor of not knowing English. He clearly spoke English. Lol she's a mess.

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

Djarum posted:

1993-1996 might be the the best era of the show ever. Basically until the movie comes out, then this start to slide some until Artie joins which is excellent until Artie starts to fall completely apart shortly after joining Sirius.

I don't have any years other than 94 in that range currently, but I agree about that being the pinnacle of the show, the stuff with Billy West and Jackie is just the best. There are some episodes where I'm laughing for almost 3 hours straight it seems -- relentlessly goofing on Gary's teeth, Stuttering John busting everyone's balls and Fred doing the imitation and tripping him up, everybody imitating Jackie (except Robin's impression which I hated), Jackie laugh drops during the news, etc. I'm a big Jackie fan apparently. In the context of the show he was perfect.

I'm also listening to the 2002 (I think) era online and it's when Artie was pretty fresh still and it shows -- he was genuinely laughing and obviously having a great time. Good fun :thumbsup:

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I just listened to the episode where John was subletting his apartment to Gange & Grillo and they refused to leave when he got evicted. What a loving hilarious situation for everyone involved.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Listening to old shows reminds me of all the great ideas they had for random pranks and bits on almost a daily basis. Here's one where they found out Tom Chiusano was giving the interns a big speech, so Howard, Fred, and Jackie got to the interns first and wrote a bunch of offensive questions for them to ask Tom while they secretly recorded it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNFdpGfi7Wc

YeahTubaMike posted:

I just listened to the episode where John was subletting his apartment to Gange & Grillo and they refused to leave when he got evicted. What a loving hilarious situation for everyone involved.

That is super frustrating to listen to, because Gange and Grillo are such entitled babies who don't care what happens to John. It reminds me of the argument between Shuli and Doug Goodstein over the baby clothes and car seat. It gets my blood pressure up.

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

Zoben posted:

I don't have any years other than 94 in that range currently, but I agree about that being the pinnacle of the show, the stuff with Billy West and Jackie is just the best. There are some episodes where I'm laughing for almost 3 hours straight it seems -- relentlessly goofing on Gary's teeth, Stuttering John busting everyone's balls and Fred doing the imitation and tripping him up, everybody imitating Jackie (except Robin's impression which I hated), Jackie laugh drops during the news, etc. I'm a big Jackie fan apparently. In the context of the show he was perfect.

I'm also listening to the 2002 (I think) era online and it's when Artie was pretty fresh still and it shows -- he was genuinely laughing and obviously having a great time. Good fun :thumbsup:

There is some stuff that could never fly today during that era that still is hilarious, Marge Schott for example.

I still have never laughed harder in my life than Howard goofing on Louis Farrakhan’s speech the day after the Million Man March. I am sure it hasn’t aged well but I remember not being able to breathe I was laughing so hard when it was originally on.

Also goofing on Jackie is the greatest thing. When they go into depth about Jackie’s three houses, his lovely piece of wood in the jetty, cooking lobsters in a trash can. All gold.

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

Djarum posted:

There is some stuff that could never fly today during that era that still is hilarious, Marge Schott for example.

I still have never laughed harder in my life than Howard goofing on Louis Farrakhan’s speech the day after the Million Man March. I am sure it hasn’t aged well but I remember not being able to breathe I was laughing so hard when it was originally on.

Also goofing on Jackie is the greatest thing. When they go into depth about Jackie’s three houses, his lovely piece of wood in the jetty, cooking lobsters in a trash can. All gold.

Marge Schott was killer. I mean holy moly though, they really let the n-word fly on the show back then.

I loved Jackie stories and tearing him apart, but all told, it sounded like hanging out at one of his parties would have been super fun. Like the only guy on the show who liked to be social and live it up once in a while. Well, aside from Stuttering John but he was a totally classless fool -- I heard the one SJ interview where he goes up to Conan, when Conan was just starting and getting terrible ratings, so he was doing his whole goofing on celebs thing but Conan turned it around on him since he listened to the show, and was talking about SJ embarrassing Howard by smoking weed out in the open at a hotel or the like. I liked SJ's schtick on the show (d-d--d-d-ddid you evah fawht in the catcha's face?) but it was even better hearing somebody gently caress back with him.

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

Zoben posted:

Marge Schott was killer. I mean holy moly though, they really let the n-word fly on the show back then.

I loved Jackie stories and tearing him apart, but all told, it sounded like hanging out at one of his parties would have been super fun. Like the only guy on the show who liked to be social and live it up once in a while. Well, aside from Stuttering John but he was a totally classless fool -- I heard the one SJ interview where he goes up to Conan, when Conan was just starting and getting terrible ratings, so he was doing his whole goofing on celebs thing but Conan turned it around on him since he listened to the show, and was talking about SJ embarrassing Howard by smoking weed out in the open at a hotel or the like. I liked SJ's schtick on the show (d-d--d-d-ddid you evah fawht in the catcha's face?) but it was even better hearing somebody gently caress back with him.

Well when you go back and listen to a lot of the racial stuff from back then it is almost entirely ridiculing the racists. Like for example Daniel Carver was effectively on there to get made fun of him being a crazy racist.

And Howard really is an unsung hero of making homosexuality much more accepted by having gay people and subjects a part of his show since the 80s. He treated gay people no different than straight people which especially in the 80s and early 90s was a very rare thing.

I think the biggest thing about the show back then that is utterly gone now is that they had no problem goofing on anything or anyone. Like it is perfectly acceptable to goof on racists for being racists and to goof on Louis Farrakhan. With today’s political climate it is impossible for anyone to have the nuance to not take it the wrong way. It is an issue with comedy across the board. At some point I feel someone will start pushing the boundaries again. It is almost inevitable at this point.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Djarum posted:

Well when you go back and listen to a lot of the racial stuff from back then it is almost entirely ridiculing the racists. Like for example Daniel Carver was effectively on there to get made fun of him being a crazy racist.

And Howard really is an unsung hero of making homosexuality much more accepted by having gay people and subjects a part of his show since the 80s. He treated gay people no different than straight people which especially in the 80s and early 90s was a very rare thing.

I think the biggest thing about the show back then that is utterly gone now is that they had no problem goofing on anything or anyone. Like it is perfectly acceptable to goof on racists for being racists and to goof on Louis Farrakhan. With today’s political climate it is impossible for anyone to have the nuance to not take it the wrong way. It is an issue with comedy across the board. At some point I feel someone will start pushing the boundaries again. It is almost inevitable at this point.

I think Howard experienced later what Chappelle experienced on his show, which is people laughing at it for the wrong reasons. At some point “ironic” racism just kind of turned into racism, especially looking at the blow back from the 08 election. It’s funny when “you’re not supposed to say this”. It’s less funny when people are burning lynched Obama effigies.

I’m not saying stern is all that self reflective, but his management and people around him are, like Beth. So he turns the corner, dials stuff back over time, drops dudes like Gilbert who can’t be trusted to not run with the n word, and retreats into a safer style. And it’s fine, it’s worked out for him, he still makes a trillion dollars whether part of his fan base complains or not. Most of them still listen.

Look I go back and listen to stuff like billy doing Nelson Mandela, and it’s really funny but holy poo poo is it racist af, and nowadays it would be indistinguishable from something some channer would make and post to YouTube or twitter. Like a lot of the jokes aren’t that far from sals black haunted house bit.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Former Human posted:

That is super frustrating to listen to, because Gange and Grillo are such entitled babies who don't care what happens to John.

It's even more frustrating when you watch the video and you see Gange smugly crossing his arms, listening & agreeing to every point, and STILL refusing to leave despite the fact that he had a safe haven that he could easily retreat to while he sorted himself out.

I mean, of course Grillo should have agreed to leave too, but unlike Gange, he was at least completely hosed by the situation with no place to go, as he whined several times.

quote:

It reminds me of the argument between Shuli and Doug Goodstein over the baby clothes and car seat. It gets my blood pressure up.

This is something I want to listen to again. I don't remember anything about it except that it was completely hosed up.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Zoben posted:

I liked SJ's schtick on the show (d-d--d-d-ddid you evah fawht in the catcha's face?) but it was even better hearing somebody gently caress back with him.

Can we all admit that SJ is a total hack? He got famous by being shameless with funny things that other people wrote for him. He survived on the show by shamelessly throwing anyone under the bus. Don't get me wrong, his involvement in the show made a lot of hilarious things, but he definitely was more of a staff wack packer than producer/writer. He got his payday going to Leno (who knows why they thought that would work, but it was Scott the Engineer's shining moment), but they basically gave up on him quickly and he hasn't worked since. ...And podcasts where you complain about a job you left 15 years ago doesn't count.

YeahTubaMike posted:

I mean, of course Grillo should have agreed to leave too

"DOUCHE!"

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

hanales posted:

I think Howard experienced later what Chappelle experienced on his show, which is people laughing at it for the wrong reasons. At some point “ironic” racism just kind of turned into racism, especially looking at the blow back from the 08 election. It’s funny when “you’re not supposed to say this”. It’s less funny when people are burning lynched Obama effigies.

I’m not saying stern is all that self reflective, but his management and people around him are, like Beth. So he turns the corner, dials stuff back over time, drops dudes like Gilbert who can’t be trusted to not run with the n word, and retreats into a safer style. And it’s fine, it’s worked out for him, he still makes a trillion dollars whether part of his fan base complains or not. Most of them still listen.

Look I go back and listen to stuff like billy doing Nelson Mandela, and it’s really funny but holy poo poo is it racist af, and nowadays it would be indistinguishable from something some channer would make and post to YouTube or twitter. Like a lot of the jokes aren’t that far from sals black haunted house bit.

I agree with a lot of this. I think that is something that happens to any sort of progressive art though, once it breaks through to the mainstream you have a lot of people who you are talking about become fans of your art. The Nirvana song "In Bloom" is basically about this. It is a double edged sword in many respects. Though I do feel like it is defeatist to just run from your art because the wrong people are taking it the wrong way. Alas that is an entirely different conversation.

Mexican Radio
Jan 5, 2007

mombo with your jombo?

Djarum posted:

Also goofing on Jackie is the greatest thing. When they go into depth about Jackie’s three houses, his lovely piece of wood in the jetty, cooking lobsters in a trash can. All gold.

I love that stuff too. I can't recall if these have been posted here before but they're interesting enough to repeat. This first one starts with trying to get the lobster trash can fired up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a_P-2KadbA

edit: removed some vids, I have posted these before, sorry!

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Someone just put up a bunch of Jackie goofing here:
https://old.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/f4sxre/jackie_gets_goofed_on_volume_27_now_uploaded_to/

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

Djarum posted:

Well when you go back and listen to a lot of the racial stuff from back then it is almost entirely ridiculing the racists. Like for example Daniel Carver was effectively on there to get made fun of him being a crazy racist.

And Howard really is an unsung hero of making homosexuality much more accepted by having gay people and subjects a part of his show since the 80s. He treated gay people no different than straight people which especially in the 80s and early 90s was a very rare thing.

I think the biggest thing about the show back then that is utterly gone now is that they had no problem goofing on anything or anyone. Like it is perfectly acceptable to goof on racists for being racists and to goof on Louis Farrakhan. With today’s political climate it is impossible for anyone to have the nuance to not take it the wrong way. It is an issue with comedy across the board. At some point I feel someone will start pushing the boundaries again. It is almost inevitable at this point.

I agree with all of this, don't get me wrong -- especially mocking racists, and he'd say "why does anybody have a problem with gay people getting married? It's so stupid that anybody would care." It was definitely a rare thing for someone to say that back then and I think that he had an influence on lots of his fans who were likely racist and/or homophobic who might have reconsidered their bigoted stances. The only thing I meant which is shocking in the context of today's society is that you've got a white guy freely saying the n word. Even though it was meant to be in an anti-racist manner, it's just not done anymore. That's all.

hanales posted:

I think Howard experienced later what Chappelle experienced on his show, which is people laughing at it for the wrong reasons. At some point “ironic” racism just kind of turned into racism, especially looking at the blow back from the 08 election. It’s funny when “you’re not supposed to say this”. It’s less funny when people are burning lynched Obama effigies.

I’m not saying stern is all that self reflective, but his management and people around him are, like Beth. So he turns the corner, dials stuff back over time, drops dudes like Gilbert who can’t be trusted to not run with the n word, and retreats into a safer style. And it’s fine, it’s worked out for him, he still makes a trillion dollars whether part of his fan base complains or not. Most of them still listen.

Look I go back and listen to stuff like billy doing Nelson Mandela, and it’s really funny but holy poo poo is it racist af, and nowadays it would be indistinguishable from something some channer would make and post to YouTube or twitter. Like a lot of the jokes aren’t that far from sals black haunted house bit.

Also agreed that some of the same stuff with Chappelle happened to the HSS. People missing the nuance, which is always going to happen when you reach such a wide audience. I also laugh at all the Billy West stuff and him and Howard doing the minstrel poo poo when Fred would play Turkey in the Straw and they'd get into "looky here" and yes.....similar to Sal's bits like "Okays, I's be approachings the podiums...."

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
The most racist stuff was the Mayor Dinkins skits and hearing Billy do it makes me laugh every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQxlzezebCM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0KmnVzg8eI

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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YeahTubaMike posted:

This is something I want to listen to again. I don't remember anything about it except that it was completely hosed up.

I think the jist of it was that Doug gave Shuli old baby clothes. Shuli used some of them, not all of them, and Doug's wife finds out, and demands the clothes back.

I have been through the baby clothes stage twice, and the whole situation between those two is absolutely infuriating. I don't know how non-parents view that whole debacle, but once the clothing is done and given away, you HAVE to treat them like anything else you give away; it's not yours anymore, no matter what.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I think the jist of it was that Doug gave Shuli old baby clothes. Shuli used some of them, not all of them, and Doug's wife finds out, and demands the clothes back.

I have been through the baby clothes stage twice, and the whole situation between those two is absolutely infuriating. I don't know how non-parents view that whole debacle, but once the clothing is done and given away, you HAVE to treat them like anything else you give away; it's not yours anymore, no matter what.

Yeah god it was infuriating. As a parent that received an assload of baby stuff and also gave stuff away, it’s just a cycle. Getting all huffy about it is like, top tier Karen bullshit.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

That old 90s racism was def way past the “ironic” stage yeah

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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hanales posted:

Yeah god it was infuriating. As a parent that received an assload of baby stuff and also gave stuff away, it’s just a cycle. Getting all huffy about it is like, top tier Karen bullshit.

YES! This EXACTLY.

The whole argument was infuriating to begin with but hearing it after dealing with baby clothes was, I feel, 10x worse. You put my feelings of it into words perfectly.

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you

euphronius posted:

That old 90s racism was def way past the “ironic” stage yeah

It was a different era, but yeah, some people took more glee in it than others. At least they made it obvious how ugly it could be.

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

Johnny-on-the-Spot posted:

It was a different era, but yeah, some people took more glee in it than others. At least they made it obvious how ugly it could be.

I think you hit a nail on the head there. In the 90s you had people who actively remembered the civil rights movement still around and vividly remembered how ugly it could be. Many of these people are now gone. We have people who actively encourage racism to score political points.

I think the bigger issue with race today is those that are effected most by racism collectively don’t have the will today to fight against it like they did in the 50s and 60s. It seems anymore the people most sensitive and/or offended by anything dealing with race are the “woke” white people.

I realized something a few weeks ago the kind of blew my mind. The “cancel culture” is basically using the playbook from the right wing from the 80s and 90s. You had all of those WASP women going on TV being outraged about metal, rap, Married with Children, the Simpsons, Roseanne and the list goes on and on. Hell you had those same people go after Stern for decades. Society has become much more liberal in terms of entertainment so the right lost their leverage there.

It really does seem to be that people seem to not be able to understand the concept that you can talk and joke about race without being a racist. In fact being open and honest with humor is a good way to be able to deal with problems in general. Hell black comedians have addressed and dealt with issues within the black community for decades using comedy. The fact that race has become such a taboo subject in general that many comedians don’t feel comfortable addressing it at all means we are missing out on perspective and dialog from a generation that at this time we sorely need.

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I think the jist of it was that Doug gave Shuli old baby clothes. Shuli used some of them, not all of them, and Doug's wife finds out, and demands the clothes back.

I have been through the baby clothes stage twice, and the whole situation between those two is absolutely infuriating. I don't know how non-parents view that whole debacle, but once the clothing is done and given away, you HAVE to treat them like anything else you give away; it's not yours anymore, no matter what.

I am not a parent, and when I give something to someone, it's theirs -- period. If I tell them to take what they want, and they take what they want, it's theirs, even if they end up selling it for crack or something.

Why was Doug's wife eyeballing what Shuli was & wasn't using? That in itself is weird as hell.

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