UKMT February 2020 - horny for shepherdess feet

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Jollity Farm: Apr 23, 2010

I saw the New Year's episode, and it ranged from "unremarkable but fine" to "actually the precise opposite of funny". Worst was one of the guests, whose name I've forgotten, saying that Greta Thunberg, as a sixteen year old, should only be interested in two things - "drinking Lambrini and getting fingered". Spoilered because it's just not a mental image I wanted either.

Edit: kitten YouTube compilation as cat tax.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juddO3i58Gs

Jollity Farm fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Feb 15, 2020

# ? Feb 15, 2020 01:36

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# ? May 24, 2024 07:01

Chuka Umana: Apr 30, 2019; by sebmojo

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Save keep editing my one up a bit:

Here's Secret Cabinet Committees (the BBC one) and you can also download it

https://archive.org/details/SecretSociety-Part1SecretConstitution

Here's all of them I think:

https://archive.org/details/SecretSocietyTVSeries

Thanks for these, fascinating documentaries. I'm very surprised the government worked so hard to block them being aired since the subject matter is interesting but not really a revelation.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 01:43

Chuka Umana: Apr 30, 2019; by sebmojo

OwlFancier posted:

https://twitter.com/heyadiana/status/1228446085821149184

I can definitely imagine this happening lol.

Britain is so hosed it needs American politicians.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 01:44

FairyNuff: Jan 22, 2012

Ms Adequate posted:

"She"

GUYS I'M GIDDY I'M OVER THE MOON

IT'S DARK AND RAINY AND SHE BARELY SAW ME I'M SURE BUT

I'M SO GIDDY MY FIRST GIRLCLOTHES OUTING COULDN'T HAVE GONE BETTER!!!!

Congrats.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 02:18

baka kaba: Jul 19, 2003; PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

that story is too wholesome for britANE 2020!!

that's real nice though :kimchi:

# ? Feb 15, 2020 02:25

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Ms Adequate posted:

Sorry, this is unrelated to everything BUT

I just went to the corner shop before the storm rolls in. I said "gently caress it" and went out in my already-on girl clothes rather than changing to boy clothes as I always have before. This is the FIRST TIME I've been out in girl clothes.

I was crossing the street when a couple walking their dog crossed from the other side. The dog was dawdling and the woman goes "Cross! Cross, cross!" and the dog did but then spotted me and came up to investigate and the woman goes "No carry on, she doesn't want ya!" (This was a lie the dog was v. adorable but).

"She"

GUYS I'M GIDDY I'M OVER THE MOON

IT'S DARK AND RAINY AND SHE BARELY SAW ME I'M SURE BUT

I'M SO GIDDY MY FIRST GIRLCLOTHES OUTING COULDN'T HAVE GONE BETTER!!!!

This is heartwarming stuff, congrats :3:

# ? Feb 15, 2020 03:12

Beefeater1980: Sep 12, 2008; My God, it's full of Horatios!

Ms Adequate posted:

Sorry, this is unrelated to everything BUT

I just went to the corner shop before the storm rolls in. I said "gently caress it" and went out in my already-on girl clothes rather than changing to boy clothes as I always have before. This is the FIRST TIME I've been out in girl clothes.

I was crossing the street when a couple walking their dog crossed from the other side. The dog was dawdling and the woman goes "Cross! Cross, cross!" and the dog did but then spotted me and came up to investigate and the woman goes "No carry on, she doesn't want ya!" (This was a lie the dog was v. adorable but).

"She"

GUYS I'M GIDDY I'M OVER THE MOON

IT'S DARK AND RAINY AND SHE BARELY SAW ME I'M SURE BUT

I'M SO GIDDY MY FIRST GIRLCLOTHES OUTING COULDN'T HAVE GONE BETTER!!!!

This is lovely and you�re lovely and I am happy for you.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 07:28

Munin: Nov 14, 2004

Ms Adequate posted:

Sorry, this is unrelated to everything BUT

I just went to the corner shop before the storm rolls in. I said "gently caress it" and went out in my already-on girl clothes rather than changing to boy clothes as I always have before. This is the FIRST TIME I've been out in girl clothes.

I was crossing the street when a couple walking their dog crossed from the other side. The dog was dawdling and the woman goes "Cross! Cross, cross!" and the dog did but then spotted me and came up to investigate and the woman goes "No carry on, she doesn't want ya!" (This was a lie the dog was v. adorable but).

"She"

GUYS I'M GIDDY I'M OVER THE MOON

IT'S DARK AND RAINY AND SHE BARELY SAW ME I'M SURE BUT

I'M SO GIDDY MY FIRST GIRLCLOTHES OUTING COULDN'T HAVE GONE BETTER!!!!

Woop! You go girl!

# ? Feb 15, 2020 07:49

Debbie Does Dagon: Jul 8, 2005

Ms Adequate posted:

I'M SO GIDDY MY FIRST GIRLCLOTHES OUTING COULDN'T HAVE GONE BETTER!!!!

Congrats! That's such a huge scary step, I'm proud of you :hfive:

# ? Feb 15, 2020 09:12

Fair Bear Maiden: Jun 17, 2013

I usually just lurk in this thread because I want to keep an eye on UK politics but don't live there, but I just wanted to say, congratulations, Ms Adequate! That sounds fantastic and I'm really happy for you!

# ? Feb 15, 2020 09:20

Azza Bamboo: Apr 7, 2018; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Pet the dog

# ? Feb 15, 2020 09:27

jacksbrat: Oct 15, 2012

Ms Adequate posted:

I'M SO GIDDY MY FIRST GIRLCLOTHES OUTING COULDN'T HAVE GONE BETTER!!!!

I'm also just a lurker but this is the best. Congrats, gorgeous.

However if you didn't pet the dog then I think you need to have a good long talk with yourself.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 09:42

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lol

https://twitter.com/jackschickler/status/1227864339975196673?s=19

# ? Feb 15, 2020 09:58

Prince John: Jun 20, 2006; Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

It's a shame Thornberry is knocked out. I always really liked watching her being interviewed, although a surprising number of people really seem to object to the "loud, boisterous, confident and visible woman" part of the deal. Apparently she's been travelling to all the CLP's up and down the country in person rather than sending proxies like the others, so sounds like she really went for it.

It's funny how a photo of a van basically ensured that she'd never be Labour party leader. Caroline Flint's opening shot across the bow just acted as a reminder of the inevitable smear campaign that would follow if she won, and the 'Lady Nugee' remarks by Johnson and chums seem to have stuck, and cemented a view that she's out of touch and doesn't care. Why the gently caress that apparently matters to voters when it's a Labour MP and yet they'll happily vote for Etonians left right and centre will forever irritate me.

What happened to the libel case?

Ms Adequate posted:

"She"

This is a lovely heartwarming story to kick off the Saturday. I'm so happy for you.

I hadn't actually realised that you'd never ventured outside in girl clothes before, so extra congratulations! Now that you've smashed it and stepped over the threshold for the first time, I hope each subsequent time becomes a little easier.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 10:26

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

Jose posted:

Lol

https://twitter.com/jackschickler/status/1227864339975196673?s=19

Hahaha

Now in interested. How many times have we used that veto? Is there a handy list?

# ? Feb 15, 2020 10:28

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

There were replies in the tweet I saw that that basically France etc knew the UK would always veto which was good because they didn't like a lot of stuff anyway but could pretend to support it

# ? Feb 15, 2020 10:38

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/ianvisits/status/1228603139948994563

# ? Feb 15, 2020 10:40

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Hahaha

Now in interested. How many times have we used that veto? Is there a handy list?

We've almost never actually used it, we just threaten to use it as early as possible in the process to strangle stuff at birth. This also helps with the narrative that we have no influence in how Europe makes its decisions, of course.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 10:41

Cerv: Sep 14, 2004; This is a silly post with little news value.

Jose posted:

Lol

https://twitter.com/jackschickler/status/1227864339975196673?s=19

is this lexit?

# ? Feb 15, 2020 10:44

ThisBunkCannotSwim: Sep 17, 2010; Get in the bin.

Ms Adequate posted:

Sorry, this is unrelated to everything BUT

I just went to the corner shop before the storm rolls in. I said "gently caress it" and went out in my already-on girl clothes rather than changing to boy clothes as I always have before. This is the FIRST TIME I've been out in girl clothes.

I was crossing the street when a couple walking their dog crossed from the other side. The dog was dawdling and the woman goes "Cross! Cross, cross!" and the dog did but then spotted me and came up to investigate and the woman goes "No carry on, she doesn't want ya!" (This was a lie the dog was v. adorable but).

"She"

GUYS I'M GIDDY I'M OVER THE MOON

IT'S DARK AND RAINY AND SHE BARELY SAW ME I'M SURE BUT

I'M SO GIDDY MY FIRST GIRLCLOTHES OUTING COULDN'T HAVE GONE BETTER!!!!

This is extremely loving heartwarming. Good for you.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 10:51

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lol

https://twitter.com/BenKentish/status/1228298428943405057?s=19

# ? Feb 15, 2020 10:57

Prince John: Jun 20, 2006; Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Jose posted:

Lol

https://twitter.com/BenKentish/status/1228298428943405057?s=19

Christ. If RLB is leader, it's going to be Corbyn continued as far as they're concerned, isn't it. They'll never be happy, even if she does adopt those pledges.

Edit:

Strom Cuzewon posted:

Would you say you're an.... Adequate Ms?

Prince John fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Feb 15, 2020

# ? Feb 15, 2020 11:03

Rockopolis: Dec 21, 2012; I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

Ms Adequate posted:

Sorry, this is unrelated to everything BUT

I just went to the corner shop before the storm rolls in. I said "gently caress it" and went out in my already-on girl clothes rather than changing to boy clothes as I always have before. This is the FIRST TIME I've been out in girl clothes.

I was crossing the street when a couple walking their dog crossed from the other side. The dog was dawdling and the woman goes "Cross! Cross, cross!" and the dog did but then spotted me and came up to investigate and the woman goes "No carry on, she doesn't want ya!" (This was a lie the dog was v. adorable but).

"She"

GUYS I'M GIDDY I'M OVER THE MOON

IT'S DARK AND RAINY AND SHE BARELY SAW ME I'M SURE BUT

I'M SO GIDDY MY FIRST GIRLCLOTHES OUTING COULDN'T HAVE GONE BETTER!!!!

Congratulations

# ? Feb 15, 2020 11:08

Strom Cuzewon: Jul 1, 2010

Ms Adequate posted:

Sorry, this is unrelated to everything BUT

I just went to the corner shop before the storm rolls in. I said "gently caress it" and went out in my already-on girl clothes rather than changing to boy clothes as I always have before. This is the FIRST TIME I've been out in girl clothes.

I was crossing the street when a couple walking their dog crossed from the other side. The dog was dawdling and the woman goes "Cross! Cross, cross!" and the dog did but then spotted me and came up to investigate and the woman goes "No carry on, she doesn't want ya!" (This was a lie the dog was v. adorable but).

"She"

GUYS I'M GIDDY I'M OVER THE MOON

IT'S DARK AND RAINY AND SHE BARELY SAW ME I'M SURE BUT

I'M SO GIDDY MY FIRST GIRLCLOTHES OUTING COULDN'T HAVE GONE BETTER!!!!

Would you say you're an.... Adequate Ms?

# ? Feb 15, 2020 11:08

Red Oktober: May 24, 2006; wiggly eyes!

Well that�s some Nice News(tm) to wake up to Ms. A - super nice!

# ? Feb 15, 2020 11:43

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Let me be the nth person to say congrats Ms. A!

# ? Feb 15, 2020 11:45

stev: Jan 22, 2013; Please be excited.

Yes it's good.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 11:50

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Prince John posted:

Christ. If RLB is leader, it's going to be Corbyn continued as far as they're concerned, isn't it. They'll never be happy, even if she does adopt those pledges.

It's going to be Corbyn continued whoever takes the Labour leadership unless that person will take the party back as far right as Blair did. And now they've seen that they can use the anti-Semitism stick and get away with it, they're going to hold it over the head of every Labour leader as blackmail.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 11:56

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://twitter.com/ianvisits/status/1228603139948994563

I thought all of the coins had Reg D on them.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 11:57

Azza Bamboo: Apr 7, 2018; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/feb/14/labour-leadership-emily-thornberry-fails-to-make-it-on-to-ballot

ET sent home.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 12:18

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

I thought all of the coins had Reg D on them.

(and shamelessly stolen)

# ? Feb 15, 2020 12:33

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Serious brain worms from this lib dem lol

https://twitter.com/libdemfightbac/status/1224619721695334400?s=19

# ? Feb 15, 2020 12:33

suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Ms Adequate posted:

Sorry, this is unrelated to everything BUT

I just went to the corner shop before the storm rolls in. I said "gently caress it" and went out in my already-on girl clothes rather than changing to boy clothes as I always have before. This is the FIRST TIME I've been out in girl clothes.

I was crossing the street when a couple walking their dog crossed from the other side. The dog was dawdling and the woman goes "Cross! Cross, cross!" and the dog did but then spotted me and came up to investigate and the woman goes "No carry on, she doesn't want ya!" (This was a lie the dog was v. adorable but).

"She"

GUYS I'M GIDDY I'M OVER THE MOON

IT'S DARK AND RAINY AND SHE BARELY SAW ME I'M SURE BUT

I'M SO GIDDY MY FIRST GIRLCLOTHES OUTING COULDN'T HAVE GONE BETTER!!!!

Awwwww

# ? Feb 15, 2020 13:01

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

happyhippy posted:

I never really watched this show, is it worth watching?
Is it more or less cringe than Mock the Week these days?

Neither has been worth watching in years. Last Leg started out vaguely leftist and has trended more and more liberal/fake neutral over the years, MTW lost its bite when it lost Frankie Boyle and Hugh Dennis got oooooooooooold.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 13:12

Tesla was right: Apr 3, 2009; Whats with all the robot sex avatars?

Ms Adequate posted:

Sorry, this is unrelated to everything BUT

I just went to the corner shop before the storm rolls in. I said "gently caress it" and went out in my already-on girl clothes rather than changing to boy clothes as I always have before. This is the FIRST TIME I've been out in girl clothes.

I was crossing the street when a couple walking their dog crossed from the other side. The dog was dawdling and the woman goes "Cross! Cross, cross!" and the dog did but then spotted me and came up to investigate and the woman goes "No carry on, she doesn't want ya!" (This was a lie the dog was v. adorable but).

"She"

GUYS I'M GIDDY I'M OVER THE MOON

IT'S DARK AND RAINY AND SHE BARELY SAW ME I'M SURE BUT

I'M SO GIDDY MY FIRST GIRLCLOTHES OUTING COULDN'T HAVE GONE BETTER!!!!

Coming out of lurking to say Congrats, Ms. A!

# ? Feb 15, 2020 13:12

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

is it legal for a bank to have a policy of not letting you open an account if you don�t speak english

oh who am i kidding

# ? Feb 15, 2020 13:22

stev: Jan 22, 2013; Please be excited.

bump_fn posted:

is it legal for a bank to have a policy of not letting you open an account if you don�t speak english

oh who am i kidding

I'm fairly sure that's not ok, no. They can refuse to open a (non-basic) account for 'commercial reasons' (ie anything they feel like) as long as they're not openly discriminatory. They don't have to give a reason either.

They often require you to provide your own interpreter though.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 13:26

namesake: Jun 19, 2006; "When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

bump_fn posted:

is it legal for a bank to have a policy of not letting you open an account if you don�t speak english

oh who am i kidding

Yeah there might be some restrictions around guaranteeing they understand the terms they are signing up for but not a unilateral bar.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 13:27

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

yeah a friend whose helping a relative move to the uk for work was just flatly told by metrobank that the relative couldn�t open an account because she doesn�t speak english (friend was acting as interpreter)

asked to get it in writing but the manager just said �it�s in our terms and conditions�

# ? Feb 15, 2020 13:38

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# ? May 24, 2024 07:01

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

bump_fn posted:

yeah a friend whose helping a relative move to the uk for work was just flatly told by metrobank that the relative couldn�t open an account because she doesn�t speak english (friend was acting as interpreter)

asked to get it in writing but the manager just said �it�s in our terms and conditions�

Ask for a copy of the T&Cs or look them up online.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 13:56

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