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Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

uvar posted:

I found a better video (and edited post above).

And here's the official Slutrapport! It's from Sweden. https://www.havkom.se/en/investigat...ypen-ozone-mojo

I can't believe how bad this system is. I've got a more robust system than this for checking alerts in Australia, and I only fly drones, none of them heavier than 300g, and none of them flown above 100m.

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Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Zippy the Bummer posted:

your av always makes me sad when I see it :smith:

Haha, this is one of many I've had over the years. I'm sure I'll get banned or something and will get a new one eventually.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Well now I want to fly at 800 just to see whats so important to National Security.

OSHA done right in China:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Humphreys posted:

Well now I want to fly at 800 just to see whats so important to National Security.

Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory

They work on nuclear weapons.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
How are you gonna parachute or glide in that area then

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Cojawfee posted:

How are you gonna parachute or glide in that area then

It’s just that little red circle that’s off‐limits.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

there's a good amount of separation between LLNL and the parachute zones at Byron and Tracy. each tick mark on the grid in the center of the image is about a mile.

restricted area R-2531 is also part of LLNL -- it's the site where they test explosives. it's not especially secret (mythbusters blew up their cement truck there, among other things) but they don't want a plane flying over to get damaged by shrapnel. you can fly through it on the weekends though

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Nenonen posted:

Solution: hide the paraglider among as many cranes



The fact that the pilot appears to be Vladimir Putin is extremely confusing to me.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

drgitlin posted:

The fact that the pilot appears to be Vladimir Putin is extremely confusing to me.

It is Vladimir Putin.

It’s a publicity stunt, like when he went horseback riding shirtless to help out the Siberian tigers.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kQot6njH70

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Feb 16, 2020

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Or when he went diving and happened to find some ancient pottery



I'm wondering what kind of safety OSHA precautions they have to take whenever he does something like this. Did he do SCUBA certification before that?

snugglz
Nov 12, 2004
moist sod for your hogan

mobby_6kl posted:

Did he do SCUBA certification before that?

he doesn’t appear to have even gotten wet :shrug:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
... or when he played ice-hockey that time and fell on his arse

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba
near as i can tell putin began his career pretending to be a tourist in russia, he's probably good enough at pretending to be president in russia too

Media Bloodbath
Mar 1, 2018

PIVOT TO ETERNAL SUFFERING
:hb:

mobby_6kl posted:

Or when he went diving and happened to find some ancient pottery



I'm wondering what kind of safety OSHA precautions they have to take whenever he does something like this. Did he do SCUBA certification before that?

Wasn't he KGB? Me might have actually gotten some training there.

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba

Media Bloodbath posted:

Wasn't he KGB? Me might have actually gotten some training there.

he's probably KGB but why would you waste your highly trained agents in a meaningless job

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Media Bloodbath posted:

Wasn't he KGB? Me might have actually gotten some training there.

He was a bureaucrat in East Germany, not a Russian James Bond. The most I know he has retained from that is physical fitness and judo skills.

Humphreys posted:

OSHA done right in China:


What!? How can it be flammable and inflammable at the same time???

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

mobby_6kl posted:

I'm wondering what kind of safety OSHA precautions they have to take whenever he does something like this. Did he do SCUBA certification before that?

There’s no particular reason he would be certified. It’s a practical requirement for ordinary people for reasons of insurance and logistics (i.e. no one will do business with you if you don’t have documentation), but he’s a head of state.

They might have familiarised him with the equipment and had a short session in the pool to confirm he’s comfortable and knows which way is up.

Then just surround him with frogmen and throw him in the water.

If he “found” the vase, the bottom is by definition not too deep to dive there, which limits the trouble he can get into. If water clarity is good and there aren’t strong currents, what’s the worst that could happen? Ukrainian attack dolphins?

e: The real worst‐case scenario is lung overpressure if he held his breath while ascending. Drill him on not doing that.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 11:55 on Feb 16, 2020

Rahul
Dec 10, 2004

Guy who has never made glass before, or worked with uranium decides to make uranium glass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGw6fXprV9U

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba
If it was a fair fight between him and Kadyrov I would bet everything on the Chechen

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Nenonen posted:

He was a bureaucrat in East Germany, not a Russian James Bond. The most I know he has retained from that is physical fitness and judo skills.


What!? How can it be flammable and inflammable at the same time???
I'm probably :thejoke: but I can't avoid a good well actually. It's a multilanguage warning and inflammable is the word in Spanish and French, but inflammable still means will catch on fire in English too. It's not preferred because people see the N and their brain short-circuits to nonflammable but you can still be insufferably correct calling things catching on fire inflammable.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

what a country!

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Platystemon posted:

They might have familiarised him with the equipment and had a short session in the pool to confirm he’s comfortable and knows which way is up.

Then just surround him with frogmen and throw him in the water.

There was a minor outcry when it happened, as if I remember correctly, the vases were obviously from a site a couple of miles away and he'd 'found' them in the diving equivalent of the parking lot which had been picked clean ages ago.

They then 'clarified' that the vases had just been found in that other location and he was 'helping' them by surfacing with them in the camera-friendly kiddly pool.


which always made me wonder: is he in on the fakery, or do his handlers set it all up to make him feel like a hero and he believes it to be true?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
nah he's not that stupid, he just likes a good photo op

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



There’s an intro course that PADI does (discover scuba diving/DSD) where you can go down to ~40ft with an instructor without any prior training, after a short safety and skills brief. I couldn’t take as many people or take them as deep when I was a divemaster, but it’s definitely a thing.

I got caught in a rip current with 2 teenage students doing a DSD one day and we managed to break out of it a few hundred yards from shore. I was waving a marker buoy at the lifeguards back on shore, but they just looked at it and thought “I wonder what he wants? :downs:” One of my actual coworkers eventually saw it and tore down the beach into the water to give me a hand, but he got to us when I was almost back already. I haven’t been that exhausted in a long time, thankfully it was only a shallow dive ( < 20ft) otherwise the depth + exertion afterwards would’ve been a risk factor for decompression illness.

...like the rescue I pulled in Bonaire where someone had a panic attack at 85ft down and I got to surface her, and drag her back to shore against the current :gonk:

Near as I can tell, OSHA defers to training agencies for the underwater part of dive training (on the recreational side)...and after having worked at a few shops, they don’t visit those very often either :v:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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My first real dive after open water training was at site where the bottom is seventy metres down.

It was just black beneath me. Very cool but more than a little unnerving.

My buoyancy control was on point.

Two dives after that was a night dive with a strong current.

It didn’t kill me, but would I let my kid do it at fourteen? Certainly not without a better dive buddy.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/49D8f4k.mp4

Cars are not aquatic.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

https://twitter.com/dallasnews/status/1229067680994426882

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
Any idea what comes pouring out?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

Any idea what comes pouring out?

Building juice

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!
I would guess that liquid coming out either had to do with fire suppression systems or maybe building heating systems, but I work on cars, not buildings :shrug:

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Probably a wet sprinkler main, which they left flooded to help with dust suppression. I'm just guessing, I do buildings but not ones that are in the process of imploding.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

See, this is what implosion looks like when it's not an inside job. :911:

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


https://i.imgur.com/1YzOJ1M.mp4

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

That's unnerving. What is that?

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
A bad day at a power sub-station. That's arcing lighting up the sky, and interfering with the power to the street lamps. I think.

Necrosaro
Dec 31, 2008

A Necrosaro Appears!
Fun Shoe

stealie72 posted:

That's unnerving. What is that?

It is obviously an alien UFO's energy damping field.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

That is really not how I thought that clip would end.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Shut up Meg posted:

That is really not how I thought that clip would end.

Seriously. What could even cause that to happen?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

null_pointer posted:

Seriously. What could even cause that to happen?

I would guess that the surge of water broke or disconnected the fuel line.

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