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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:He will intentionally overfeed it so it becomes fat like Garfield perhaps he is trying to raise the Ultimate Garfield so as to finally go find those ISIS RATS
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Feb 18, 2020 13:55
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Can’t believe I’ve never seen that heinous pizza video before. Anyway new garfeats replaces a little caesar hot n ready pick up spot so I figure food quality can’t possibly be worse (this isn’t me expecting good things from Garfield so much as me thinking little caesars is trash). Also across the street from a Starbucks though so I can’t imagine who is going to get coffee there except for me once as a joke.
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Feb 18, 2020 14:23
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mediaphage posted:Can’t believe I’ve never seen that heinous pizza video before. Anyway new garfeats replaces a little caesar hot n ready pick up spot so I figure food quality can’t possibly be worse (this isn’t me expecting good things from Garfield so much as me thinking little caesars is trash). Also across the street from a Starbucks though so I can’t imagine who is going to get coffee there except for me once as a joke. Little Caesars' hot-n-ready pizzas are definitely a matter of taste and not worth arguing about one way or another, but their deep dish pizzas are good as hell. Although now that you mention it, it just struck me what a terrible pairing pizza and coffee seems to be. Why would anyone do that.
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Pastry of the Year posted:Little Caesars' hot-n-ready pizzas are definitely a matter of taste and not worth arguing about one way or another, but their deep dish pizzas are good as hell. Sure they’re popular for a reason (mostly cost), I’d just rather skip dinner than ever eat it. In re pizza and coffee: the undertext on the sign reads “Lasagna - Pizza - Coffee”
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Feb 18, 2020 15:17
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Pastry of the Year posted:Little Caesars' hot-n-ready pizzas are definitely a matter of taste and not worth arguing about one way or another, but their deep dish pizzas are good as hell. Because in the comics, Garfields favorite foods are Lasagna, Pizza and he drinks a lot of coffee. It is canon.
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Feb 18, 2020 15:26
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Duckman2008 posted:Because in the comics, Garfields favorite foods are Lasagna, Pizza and he drinks a lot of coffee. It is canon. 
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:i showed my fiancee mestre da pizza and now she wants to learn portuguese and travel to brazil so she can see what the gently caress a trash-baked deep dish mayo pizza tastes like Sao Paulo city has some amazing pizza because a ton of Italians live there, but the rest of Brazil is a land of nightmares. 
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Feb 18, 2020 15:51
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Duckman2008 posted:Because in the comics, Garfields favorite foods are Lasagna, Pizza and he drinks a lot of coffee. It is canon. How does this thread keep surprising me with fundamental truths about the universe?
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Feb 18, 2020 17:02
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It's cheaper than getting a script for laxatives Oh wait sorry I'm American that's a me problem 
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Feb 18, 2020 17:20
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goodog posted:Sao Paulo city has some amazing pizza because a ton of Italians live there, but the rest of Brazil is a land of nightmares. That all looks awesome. Way better than that mayo monstrosity.
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Feb 18, 2020 17:42
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I wonder if a Garfield Mazri was in the original licensing agreement. Something tells me it wasn't but Jim Davis is just a poorly animated corpse that signs checks these days.
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Feb 18, 2020 17:52
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GarfieldEATS is transitioning to a cat cafe
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Feb 18, 2020 19:08
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One year from now, a morbidly obese Garfield Mazri lays on the floor, struggling to move or breathe. Nathan shoves a camera in it's face as it struggles to turn its head toward him. Text overlay: "Ugh, it's Monday again, isn't it??" E: accompanied by a goofy stock sound effect SweetMercifulCrap! fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Feb 18, 2020 |
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Feb 18, 2020 19:21
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Generous to assume any aspect of this business or the cat will survive one year
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Feb 18, 2020 20:22
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Summoned like some sort of sad ghost If this guy is gay then Nathan should totally hook up with him because they share a love of god awful pizzas and probably have about the same level of cognitive awareness.
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Feb 18, 2020 20:39
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GolfHole posted:mestre da pizza is in prison I lold because the joke answer is Crimes against Pizza but is this a serious post
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Feb 18, 2020 20:45
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That pizza he makes is apparently a local specialty using “catupiry” “cheese” (the shrek semen in the big squeeze bag). The chunky looking stuff is shredded chicken. Everything else is exactly what it looks like. It might actually be good if it were prepared in a non garbage fire for more than two minutes
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Who wants to read a long boring story about my 80's childhood? Nobody? Great! My step-dad's a minister, so I went to church every Sunday until I left home for college, unless I had a 102 fever or was puking everywhere. When Christmas fell on a Sunday, this was no exception. My sister and I would rush down the stairs, see all the presents under the tree... then have to put on itchy polyester dresses, trudge across the street in the snow, sit through yet another boring sermon (after having been twice for Xmas Eve services) and patiently wait until my dad got home at noon once he wrapped up business and locked the church. Then we had to eat lunch, so we didn't get to open our gifts until, like 1pm. It was torturous. One year, there's a HUGE box under the tree with my name on it. 10 year old me is convinced that after years of begging, my parents finally relented and bought me the battery-powered LEGO train set I'd circled every year in the Sears Wishlist catalog. HAD to be, what else would come in a box that big?! The wait to open it was agonizing, but I've always been good at prolonging gratification. Plus I didn't want to over-shadow whatever not-as-cool presents my sister was getting. So we open smaller gifts first, getting bigger, and the box is looming. Finally my mom suggests, "hey lil' JD, why don't you open that big one?" I gleefully tear off the paper, and it's a non-descript cardboard box. "Probably just what it came shipped in," I think. I open the box and...  ...a Garfield wastebasket. All that anticipation, all that sitting in church zoning out, thinking about what wonders that box held, and it's a loving garbage can with panels of Garf bon mots like "I'm not overweight, I'm undertall" printed on it. I hate Mondays, but since that day I've hated Garfield even more.
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Who wants to read a long boring story about my 80's childhood? Nobody? Great! This is the worst thing I’ve read today, and I spent 2 hours in D&D
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goodog posted:Sao Paulo city has some amazing pizza because a ton of Italians live there, but the rest of Brazil is a land of nightmares. Pizzeria betepapo is its own thing
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Partycat posted:Pizzeria betepapo is its own thing We need to bring back the “post the worlds worst pizza ever” thread.
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Feb 19, 2020 01:01
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Great! lol I appreciated your story also, JacquelineDempsey posted:I've always been good at prolonging gratification. call me
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Feb 19, 2020 02:06
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for how long has there been a separate instagram just for the coffee?? "graffuccino is my new starbucks" indeed
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Feb 19, 2020 02:22
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Killingyouguy! posted:for how long has there been a separate instagram just for the coffee?? the most recent post was FIVE HOURS AGO
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Feb 19, 2020 02:30
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AF posted:call me Buy me that LEGO train set and we'll talk, hot stuff. Been waiting 36 years 
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I know a woman who told me she would probably bang a guy who bought her an expert LEGO set. The best thing about that conversation was learning about the existence of expert LEGO sets. The worst thing was wondering why I was giving women things like flowers and chocolate like a sucker
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Dr. Quarex posted:I know a woman who told me she would probably bang a guy who bought her an expert LEGO set. The best thing about that conversation was learning about the existence of expert LEGO sets. The worst thing was wondering why I was giving women things like flowers and chocolate like a sucker Because expert LEGO sets are probably more than twice the cost of most chocolate and flower purchases.
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This is really sad. I keep thinking about poor Nathen getting his bubble burst. You know how some people with schizophrenia can experience a “break with reality” and lose their poo poo? I feel like the opposite is going to happen (the same thing actually, except triggered by encountering reality for the first time in his all expenses paid rich failspawn life) and then we’re going to see some serious poo poo. I mostly feel bad for that cat, though. There just isn’t a happy ending here- it’ll either get neglected/cared for incorrectly, be made sick and overweight by a Big Agna diet, or be given away once this whole farce subsides.
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Feb 19, 2020 22:19
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:This is really sad. I keep thinking about poor Nathen getting his bubble burst. You know how some people with schizophrenia can experience a “break with reality” and lose their poo poo? I feel like the opposite is going to happen (the same thing actually, except triggered by encountering reality for the first time in his all expenses paid rich failspawn life) and then we’re going to see some [b]serious poo poo.[/b He'll just move on to other failson endeavours. Not his money, no risk, just some bruised ego
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You know, I'm kind of surprised Big Garfield is so unprotective of its brand. Like, apart from the folly of opening the restaurant itself, there's also the fact that none of the Garfeats social media posts read like they're at all "true to the character" and of course there's the fact that Nathen is publicly going insane(er). I guess they got their lump sum of money so they don't care tho.
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so i guess they renewed the toronto lease i figured they'd move the equipment to london but nope, all new stuff i guess whoever makes restaurant equipment must be making a killing
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Mordja posted:You know, I'm kind of surprised Big Garfield is so unprotective of its brand. Like, apart from the folly of opening the restaurant itself, there's also the fact that none of the Garfeats social media posts read like they're at all "true to the character" and of course there's the fact that Nathen is publicly going insane(er).
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Total Entergagement Awareness
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Dr. Quarex posted:It is a tiny bit surprising since Jim Davis did take down one of Lasagna Cat's videos, but... considering the ones they did not take down, I think anything increasing Garfield Awareness is seen as a net positive. Which, well, is probably the right way to think about it. The only reason that one got taken down is because it included the actual Paws Inc public relations info and they started getting inundated with requests for breakfast with Garfield.  ing at the idea of Mazri proposing a Garficcino restaurant and them going "well actually...."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxcpicWI95o
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we willed it into being, goons
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wait a minute this is actually a good idea, are you sure it came from nathen
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the london expansion and the kids comic are genuinely good and likely profitable ideas someone else has to be in charge, this isn't the garfieldeats i know...
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