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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

ButtTheShitmanFart

# ? Feb 17, 2020 19:46

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 07:17

Escape From Noise

Back that butt up

# ? Feb 17, 2020 19:48

Goons Are Gifts

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

who's there?!

It's butts

# ? Feb 17, 2020 20:50

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

what kind of butts

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Feb 17, 2020 20:54

Heather Papps: hello friend

pixaal posted:

what kind of butts

i mean who cares? it's butts! bring em all in

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 17, 2020 20:58

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

pixaal posted:

what kind of butts

Big juicy booties

# ? Feb 17, 2020 20:58

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Kief Richards posted:

Big juicy booties

what flavor juice?

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Feb 17, 2020 21:13

Goons Are Gifts

Butt juice

# ? Feb 17, 2020 21:17

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

That's what the outside tastes like, what does the juice taste like? Watermelon? Apple? Cherry? Orange?!

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Feb 17, 2020 21:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

*lifting a heavy bag of fresh butts onto the counter at the juicing station*

# ? Feb 18, 2020 02:59

google THIS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

*lifting a heavy bag of fresh butts onto the counter at the juicing station*

Give �em a squeeze

Generally, the tastiest butt�whatever the variety�will be firm, full-colored, smooth and thin-skinned. As you would with most sexy body parts, steer clear or those that are too soft, show even the smallest signs of mold, or feel as though they have bruises. Don�t be afraid of slight scratches or marks on the skin; this is called �wind scarring,� which happens when butts rub against the "tree branches" during "windy weather." :heysexy:

Go for heft

When you pick a butt up, you should feel a good amount of weight in your hand, like a small sports ball. This heaviness indicates how much juice is in your butt. Don�t be afraid to give it a sniff. The sweetest and ripest butts will emit the scent of their juices through the skin.

# ? Feb 18, 2020 03:42

Escape From Noise

Kief Richards posted:

Big juicy booties

My favorite!

# ? Feb 18, 2020 03:53

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

Give �em a squeeze

Generally, the tastiest butt�whatever the variety�will be firm, full-colored, smooth and thin-skinned. As you would with most sexy body parts, steer clear or those that are too soft, show even the smallest signs of mold, or feel as though they have bruises. Don�t be afraid of slight scratches or marks on the skin; this is called �wind scarring,� which happens when butts rub against the "tree branches" during "windy weather."

Go for heft

When you pick a butt up, you should feel a good amount of weight in your hand, like a small sports ball. This heaviness indicates how much juice is in your butt. Don�t be afraid to give it a sniff. The sweetest and ripest butts will emit the scent of their juices through the skin.

# ? Feb 18, 2020 04:30

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

Give �em a squeeze

Generally, the tastiest butt�whatever the variety�will be firm, full-colored, smooth and thin-skinned. As you would with most sexy body parts, steer clear or those that are too soft, show even the smallest signs of mold, or feel as though they have bruises. Don�t be afraid of slight scratches or marks on the skin; this is called �wind scarring,� which happens when butts rub against the "tree branches" during "windy weather."

Go for heft

When you pick a butt up, you should feel a good amount of weight in your hand, like a small sports ball. This heaviness indicates how much juice is in your butt. Don�t be afraid to give it a sniff. The sweetest and ripest butts will emit the scent of their juices through the skin.

# ? Feb 18, 2020 06:03

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

butts are made to squeeze

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Feb 18, 2020 17:58

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Dick Bastardly posted:

butts are made to squeeze

All the juice came out and it's kind of flat and...

okay I need help, I need this butt to not look like this *shows what appears to be a slowly deflating balloon complete with farting sound*

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Feb 18, 2020 18:01

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

to reinflate the butt; eat beans

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Feb 18, 2020 19:16

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Ethically sourced, free range, grrear end fed butts.

# ? Feb 18, 2020 19:25

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Barking Gecko posted:

Ethically sourced, free range, grrear end fed butts.

wouldn't that be cannibalism?

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Feb 18, 2020 19:52

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

pixaal posted:

wouldn't that be cannibalism?

It's the circle of life. . .

# ? Feb 18, 2020 20:21

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Barking Gecko posted:

It's the circle of life. . .

And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle
The circle of life

I was going to come up with parody lyrics but these just work too well, we're the poop in this song. (was toying around with and it poos us all for a bit)

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Feb 18, 2020 20:42

Heather Papps: hello friend

its a 69 of two orbs just eternally kissing the others butt

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 18, 2020 20:50

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Heather Papps posted:

its a 69 of two orbs just eternally kissing the others butt

these are good lyrics

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Feb 18, 2020 21:49

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

Did he smile his work to see?

Did he who made the butt make thee?

# ? Feb 18, 2020 23:44

Goons Are Gifts

oliwan posted:

Did he smile his work to see?

Did he who made the butt make thee?

That's what I'm talking about

# ? Feb 18, 2020 23:56

Goons Are Gifts

Sticking the butt thread for a while just because I want to make sure everyone in byob knows about our official stance on butts

# ? Feb 19, 2020 14:20

Heather Papps: hello friend

tushy, tushy, burning bright,
In the pants of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine cheeks?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy fart?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 19, 2020 14:27

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Heather Papps posted:

tushy, tushy, burning bright,
In the pants of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine cheeks?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy fart?

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Feb 19, 2020 15:13

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Heather Papps posted:

tushy, tushy, burning bright,
In the pants of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine cheeks?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy fart?

Lmao

# ? Feb 19, 2020 19:10

Goons Are Gifts

Heather Papps posted:

tushy, tushy, burning bright,
In the pants of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine cheeks?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy fart?