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ButtTheShitmanFart |
# ? Feb 17, 2020 19:46 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 02:18 |
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Back that butt up |
# ? Feb 17, 2020 19:48 |
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:who's there?! It's butts
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 20:50 |
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what kind of butts
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 20:54 |
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pixaal posted:what kind of butts i mean who cares? it's butts! bring em all in
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 20:58 |
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pixaal posted:what kind of butts Big juicy booties |
# ? Feb 17, 2020 20:58 |
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Kief Richards posted:Big juicy booties what flavor juice?
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 21:13 |
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Butt juice
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 21:17 |
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That's what the outside tastes like, what does the juice taste like? Watermelon? Apple? Cherry? Orange?!
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 21:24 |
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*lifting a heavy bag of fresh butts onto the counter at the juicing station*
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 02:59 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:*lifting a heavy bag of fresh butts onto the counter at the juicing station* Give ’em a squeeze Generally, the tastiest butt—whatever the variety—will be firm, full-colored, smooth and thin-skinned. As you would with most sexy body parts, steer clear or those that are too soft, show even the smallest signs of mold, or feel as though they have bruises. Don’t be afraid of slight scratches or marks on the skin; this is called “wind scarring,” which happens when butts rub against the "tree branches" during "windy weather." Go for heft When you pick a butt up, you should feel a good amount of weight in your hand, like a small sports ball. This heaviness indicates how much juice is in your butt. Don’t be afraid to give it a sniff. The sweetest and ripest butts will emit the scent of their juices through the skin. |
# ? Feb 18, 2020 03:42 |
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Kief Richards posted:Big juicy booties My favorite! |
# ? Feb 18, 2020 03:53 |
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google THIS posted:Give ’em a squeeze
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 04:30 |
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google THIS posted:Give ’em a squeeze
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 06:03 |
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butts are made to squeeze
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 17:58 |
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Dick Bastardly posted:butts are made to squeeze All the juice came out and it's kind of flat and... okay I need help, I need this butt to not look like this *shows what appears to be a slowly deflating balloon complete with farting sound*
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 18:01 |
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to reinflate the butt; eat beans
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 19:16 |
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Ethically sourced, free range, |
# ? Feb 18, 2020 19:25 |
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Barking Gecko posted:Ethically sourced, free range, wouldn't that be cannibalism?
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 19:52 |
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pixaal posted:wouldn't that be cannibalism? It's the circle of life. . . |
# ? Feb 18, 2020 20:21 |
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Barking Gecko posted:It's the circle of life. . . And it moves us all Through despair and hope Through faith and love Till we find our place On the path unwinding In the circle The circle of life I was going to come up with parody lyrics but these just work too well, we're the poop in this song. (was toying around with and it poos us all for a bit)
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 20:42 |
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its a 69 of two orbs just eternally kissing the others butt
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 20:50 |
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Heather Papps posted:its a 69 of two orbs just eternally kissing the others butt these are good lyrics
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 21:49 |
Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the butt make thee? |
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 23:44 |
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oliwan posted:Did he smile his work to see? That's what I'm talking about
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 23:56 |
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Sticking the butt thread for a while just because I want to make sure everyone in byob knows about our official stance on butts
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 14:20 |
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tushy, tushy, burning bright, In the pants of the night; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry? In what distant deeps or skies. Burnt the fire of thine cheeks? On what wings dare he aspire? What the hand, dare seize the fire? And what shoulder, & what art, Could twist the sinews of thy fart?
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 14:27 |
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Heather Papps posted:tushy, tushy, burning bright,
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 15:13 |
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Heather Papps posted:tushy, tushy, burning bright, Lmao |
# ? Feb 19, 2020 19:10 |
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Heather Papps posted:tushy, tushy, burning bright,
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 23:19 |
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exposure to all these butts has got me buttoxplasmosis
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 00:37 |
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still waiting for all these butts |
# ? Feb 20, 2020 16:53 |
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 21:15 |
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King Butt (King Butt) Now when he was a young man, He never thought he'd see People stand in line to see the booty king. |
# ? Feb 20, 2020 21:26 |
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:04 |
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We need some butts right now, so I'm going to selfishly necro this thread once more to post butts
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 14:22 |
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Goons Are Great posted:We need some butts right now, so I'm going to selfishly necro this thread once more to post butts I started out with the goal of drawing a butt and ended up with this somehow
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 15:36 |
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My what a sexy Gundam
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 17:16 |
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Oh my God it's like wizards but with butts
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 17:17 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 02:18 |
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a metal gear, with an rear end so dummy thick it will change warfare forever
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 21:06 |