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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Fitzy Fitz posted:

we're gonna take your home. make love to your wife. poop in your toilet.

Reverse tge last two and it's a date

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Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

spacemang_spliff posted:

Oh I don’t think she’ll do it in the debate

That tweet will be as hard as she goes on mini mike

if she had the guts to go any further, she would have done it already

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Rah! posted:

he accidentally walked into a spelling bee and started talking about cornpop how the kids gotta be ready to fight with a bike chain then the secret service found him before he started hair sniffing and tried to escort him out and he started screaming about the curse of raprock and now raprock will curse their family for a thousand generations

Limerick
Oct 23, 2009

:parrot:

spacemang_spliff posted:

Oh I don’t think she’ll do it in the debate

That tweet will be as hard as she goes on mini mike

Bernard None Sanders, on the other hand, is going to tear him a new rear end in a top hat.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Modern Bernie Bro posters have been forged in the chaos of the early internet where disagreeing with someone would get you called a f*g and then one of tubgirl, lemonparty or goatse sent back at you. Modern twitter is tame rear end poo poo

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
Excuse me, it was sexual harassment not sexual assault, okay?

Lol

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Have any of these twitter checkmark lanyards seen the glory of 2 girls 1 cup, for instance? Or flooded email inboxes full of gay porn?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i just did a Google search and apparently actual guillotines were significantly less polite than what i imagined

:stare:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Dolphin posted:

I'm doing this woodworking project but i need like a fairly big and heavy trapezoidal piece of steel, does anyone know somewhere i can get something like that for cheap

I can help you out with that. For money. :colbert:

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Limerick posted:

Bernard None Sanders, on the other hand, is going to tear him a new rear end in a top hat.

And I will hoot and holler the entire time

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Feldegast42 posted:

Have any of these twitter checkmark lanyards seen the glory of 2 girls 1 cup, for instance? Or flooded email inboxes full of gay porn?

no, but i think we can help them

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

World War Mammories posted:

liz warren only rails beefcake marines

Oh, that was a delightful news detour. Some grifter holding a press conference on his driveway holding up his former marine friend's sex scars going "WARREN CAUSED THIS PAIN WHEN SHE PAID MY BEEFCAKE BUDDY TO PLAY".

I was bummed out when it was obviously untrue, cuz it would have humanized her a lil bit.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

KirbyKhan posted:

Oh, that was a delightful news detour. Some grifter holding a press conference on his driveway holding up his former marine friend's sex scars going "WARREN CAUSED THIS PAIN WHEN SHE PAID MY BEEFCAKE BUDDY TO PLAY".

I was bummed out when it was obviously untrue, cuz it would have humanized her a lil bit.

Warren could have prevented the Kolbucharge if she'd just admitted to it. All the S&M freaks migrated over to Amy.

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

Can't wait for your spirited attack on Bloomberg Liz! You've been great at this so far.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Guillotine is hopelessly analogue

Our current curcumstances call for a giant juicero machine with Wi-Fi connectivity

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Deified Data posted:

Can't wait for your spirited attack on Bloomberg Liz! You've been great at this so far.

If she doesn’t go after Bloomberg in the debate she completely undermines her own argument why she should be the nominee

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

SKULL.GIF posted:

we kinda do need her to vote on our legislation though, and I'd prefer that we didn't need to bully her into it (so, ideally, she bends the knee of her own accord) given how many other senators also need to be bullied into it

this is a discussion for after the primary

victory lets you dictate terms

The REAL Goobusters posted:

warren ain’t gonna do poo poo on the debate stage other than smear Bernie yet again

yeah it's this, stop hoping for the warren face turn, it's never coming

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
this makes her attacking Berg a sure thing as her tweeting about it then doing nothing weakens her considerably.

whether her attacks work is another question

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Dolphin posted:

i just did a Google search and apparently actual guillotines were significantly less polite than what i imagined

:stare:

it's ridiculous to think that we could solve modern problems with a bit of timber and some block of iron. Modern problems require modern solutions.

We need to talk about lightweight materials like carbon fiber and titanium for portability, and

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/DocNifkin/status/1225990764603281414

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

mad.radhu posted:

it's ridiculous to think that we could solve modern problems with a bit of timber and some block of iron. Modern problems require modern solutions.

We need to talk about lightweight materials like carbon fiber and titanium for portability, and


👏more👏women👏guillotine👏operators👏

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

I will not be watching the debate tomorrow because I would just get unproductively angry but I look forward to hearing about how Liz spent more time attacking Bernie supporters than Bloomberg

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

mad.radhu posted:

it's ridiculous to think that we could solve modern problems with a bit of timber and some block of iron. Modern problems require modern solutions.

We need to talk about lightweight materials like carbon fiber and titanium for portability, and

If you're really gung-ho about the death penalty a pneumatic guillotine is probably the most humane way to do it.

(death penalty bad tho)

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
the worst thing i've seen bernie bros do is when Politico's reporter attached to the Sanders campaign, Holly Otterbein, had a bad take and everyone flooded her replies with "Holly Otterbrain"

if that's the level of posting that drives bloomberg and warren et al to flip their collective lids over Online Harassment they are not prepared to face Trump's followers

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
This is how Warren's attack on Bloomberg will manifest: she will draw a line in the sand between herself and Klobuchar as unifiers and the hateful "old white men" that sow division. Her agenda for the night will be to somehow paint Biden but more importantly Bloomberg and Sanders with one brush, and it will be done along idpol lines. She will never attack Sanders directly because she is a coward and she's dumb enough to think she could get some of his voters, but she will very much want Sanders and Bloomberg's names to be brought up in the same sentences by the post-debate commentators and debate wrap-ups.

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

mad.radhu posted:

it's ridiculous to think that we could solve modern problems with a bit of timber and some block of iron. Modern problems require modern solutions.

We need to talk about lightweight materials like carbon fiber and titanium for portability, and

Carbon negative guillotines. You make the carbon fiber blade and apparatus out of atmospherically sourced carbon.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Warren would be an idiot not to attack Bloomberg as it’s a really safe and easy target.

She can attack a billionaire on a personal level so as to not to alienate the donors while bolstering her flagging progressive cred

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Grapplejack posted:

If you're really gung-ho about the death penalty a pneumatic guillotine is probably the most humane way to do it.

(death penalty bad tho)

nitrogen asphyxiation is believed to be the most "humane" way of executing someone

guess why they don't already use that though

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Over Easy posted:

Guillotine is hopelessly analogue

Our current curcumstances call for a giant juicero machine with Wi-Fi connectivity

It's ridiculous, you can just squeeze the billionaires and get as much money out.

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

gently caress, you know who else likes soda?

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Deified Data posted:

This is how Warren's attack on Bloomberg will manifest: she will draw a line in the sand between herself and Klobuchar as unifiers and the hateful "old white men" that sow division. Her agenda for the night will be to somehow paint Biden but more importantly Bloomberg and Sanders with one brush, and it will be done along idpol lines. She will never attack Sanders directly because she is a coward and she's dumb enough to think she could get some of his voters, but she will very much want Sanders and Bloomberg's names to be brought up in the same sentences by the post-debate commentators and debate wrap-ups.

i will laff and laff if warren connects bloomberg to bernie via their age and heart attacks

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

CharlestheHammer posted:

Warren would be an idiot not to attack Bloomberg as it’s a really safe and easy target.

She can attack a billionaire on a personal level so as to not to alienate the donors while bolstering her flagging progressive cred

Hmm, let me think real hard and consider if Warren has been acting wisely or like an idiot lately...

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

WampaLord posted:

Hmm, let me think real hard and consider if Warren has been acting wisely or like an idiot lately...

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I mean she actively tweeting about it so I think it’s safe to say she figured that out

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

nitrogen asphyxiation is believed to be the most "humane" way of executing someone

guess why they don't already use that though

nitrogen shortages?

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

lmao I really hope they are intentionally getting details wrong so that the press makes a big deal about correcting them so it gets more press.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Radirot posted:

gently caress, you know who else likes soda?



you know who hated soda?

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean she actively tweeting about it so I think it’s safe to say she figured that out

She has also mentioned the hateful Bernie supporters, I wonder which topic she'll fixate on.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean she actively tweeting about it so I think it’s safe to say she figured that out

My point is the tweet will be all we get

She's gonna do nothing at the debate

This hope that Warren will redeem herself by body-ing Bloomberg seems so sad

Deified Data posted:

She has also mentioned the hateful Bernie supporters, I wonder which topic she'll fixate on.

this goon gets it

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AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009

Oh yeah, for sure, I remember when Liz was supposed to hit Biden on bankruptcy and Delaware being a corporate owned state and Biden a corporate owned politician as a result.

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