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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm not sure how I'm going to deal with a billionaire standing onstage tomorrow and telling me basic things like healthcare and living wages are unrealistic

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




i suspect he actually did it as recently as today

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Epic High Five posted:

christ I can't tell if this is shitposting or not

https://twitter.com/ArickWierson/status/1229771479899873282

:boom: :boom: :boom: :boom: :boom: :boom: :boom:

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

galenanorth posted:

It's interesting to see Bloomberg beating Biden at saying "If you want Obama's third term" by ramping up that constant association and falsely implied endorsement to 11. I want to see a centrist say "Actually, Obama endorsed me in private" just to see what happens. It'd probably be Pete Buttigieg

TBF Obama probably has not replied to his opt-out postcard

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Mike.....Mike

you got em definitely do this

ElNarez
Nov 4, 2009

we need to care less about the "heart shaped box" and more about the "ballot box"

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Epic High Five posted:

they also sort of needed Bernie himself to be deferential, so when he just straight up said, "nah, never happened" and other women talked about how he encouraged them to run and also he encouraged Liz to run in 2016 it sort of didn't leave them a lot of room to maneuver

This is the power of never giving an inch. If he had addressed this smear the same way as he has the Bernie Bro one - by conceding to the basic premise of the attack - I guarantee you every pundit would still be talking about how he has a sexism problem. Never apologize to your enemies.

pospysyl
Nov 10, 2012




I would loving love to see Bloomberg asked a question about trans rights.


What's with the hashtags?

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012


Definitely don't workshop these anymore, they're perfect as-is. Amy and Bernie are done, toast, just zing 'em with these and the crowd will go wild. They're perfect.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Pretty wild that Bloomberg hasn't been asked about his health or taxes at all in spite of being the 2nd oldest and by 4 orders of magnitude the richest person in this race.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


now show me what you have prepared for Joe Biden :pray:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

pospysyl posted:

What's with the hashtags?

he's a media pro, can't you tell?

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

ElNarez posted:

we need to care less about the "heart shaped box" and more about the "ballot box"

god damnit

lmao

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

MeatwadIsGod posted:

This is the power of never giving an inch. If he had addressed this smear the same way as he has the Bernie Bro one - by conceding to the basic premise of the attack - I guarantee you every pundit would still be talking about how he has a sexism problem. Never apologize to your enemies.

the pundits would have done that anyway but the other candidates actively stayed out of it because well it was a bad line of attack

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Victory Position posted:

now show me what you have prepared for Joe Biden :pray:

the biden one actually works as a joke, so there's that

https://twitter.com/ArickWierson/status/1229770069502234624

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

Joementum posted:

the biden one actually works as a joke, so there's that

https://twitter.com/ArickWierson/status/1229770069502234624

lmao that is pretty good, gotta hand it to them on that one

ElNarez
Nov 4, 2009

Gunshow Poophole posted:

god damnit

lmao

the bernie bros need to stop taling about "polly" and start talking about being "polite"

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Joementum posted:

the biden one actually works as a joke, so there's that

https://twitter.com/ArickWierson/status/1229770069502234624

Blind squirrel found a nut

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
wrap it up bernailures, the bloomentum is So Real right now

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Bloomberg: “How many y’all like sex?”

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

drat did huckabees joke writer switch teams?

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Harrow posted:

Definitely don't workshop these anymore, they're perfect as-is. Amy and Bernie are done, toast, just zing 'em with these and the crowd will go wild. They're perfect.

To be fair the crowd and the moderators are going to be insanely hostile to Bernie and properly bootlicking to Bloomberg

Joementum posted:

the biden one actually works as a joke, so there's that

https://twitter.com/ArickWierson/status/1229770069502234624

Heartbreaking,

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


POLLS POLLS POLLS POLLS


NORTH CAROLINA

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1229878367991795713


CALIFORNIA

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1229880006760894464


MAINE

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1229882663609229318


NEW JERSEY

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1229885560816312320


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NATIONAL

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1229886273365643265

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
wonder if any of the Bloomberg people realize that putting droopy onstage with canned lines might not be the best strategy

should be hilarious though

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Soup du Jour posted:

gloating is to be used on warren supporters who are #neverbernie

no.

a lot of the #neverbernie crowd are clout chasers and weirdo stans... and they have a lot of Warren-first followers who are NOT weirdo stans. they're just Warren-first voters. the stans will use any opportunity they get to turn their followers into #neverbernie.

this is not a consensus hivemind thing. this is the internet. everything happens in pockets and bubbles. win hearts and minds, people. smugness is the enemy.

i realize i'm pissing into the wind at this point, but ?? gently caress you i'm right ??

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

gh0stpinballa posted:

i truly do think that if bloomberg wins the nom it will effectively be the end of whatever remains of democracy in the US. it's basically over.

it hasn't been a democracy for a long time, its been carved up, sold, and bought generations ago

it's the death throws of liberal democracy- putting on lipstick before getting hosed

BULBASAUR has issued a correction as of 23:13 on Feb 18, 2020

s0j
May 17, 2003

get fucked, round-eye

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Trump also hates the Democrat party way more than he hates bernie

also pretty sure he hates bloomberg on a deep, visceral level. He's probably never even met bernie outside of some official function

meanwhile trump absolutely knows mayor mike and graydon carter hangout at his oscars after party and just make fun of him and it tears him up inside

Limerick
Oct 23, 2009

:parrot:

quote:

Joe Biden in 3rd

:allears:

I am okay with this.

e: wait poo poo wrong Carolina

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Shipon posted:

Gloat online to random twitter posters but don't be a snarky jerk to people in real life who you can instead work on convincing.

Eh we had a good conversation, and spent most of the time making GBS threads on bloomberg. You also have to be careful about trying to do the whole convincing thing when you are at work.

Limerick
Oct 23, 2009

:parrot:

HELL yeah my home state's alright after all.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


Warren isnt viable in any of these and shes below double digits too, in cali even. This poll hopefully kills her after a lovely Nevada showing.

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Joementum posted:

the biden one actually works as a joke, so there's that

https://twitter.com/ArickWierson/status/1229770069502234624

Okay that one's not bad

Anyway hope he runs with these terrible jokes lmao they'll definitely get him tons of support and not just make him look like a moron

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
that California poll is painful

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012


:derp:

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Dolphin posted:

that California poll is painful

i've got to hope that (and we'll soon find out whether) bloomberg's ads are not enough to actually motivate that many people to go out and vote for him

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


bloomberg is going to walk into the convention with enough delegates + bribed superdelegates to steal this nomination and destroy the democratic party

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




mildly arzying over bloomberg

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Those Bloomberg numbers are frightening I hope he craters under scrutiny and/or his support is extremely soft.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lol as if the majority of bloomberg's support isn't entirely astroturfed

he's gonna faceplant harder than biden

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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

i've got to hope that (and we'll soon find out whether) bloomberg's ads are not enough to actually motivate that many people to go out and vote for him

that is my hope as well

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