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xrunner posted:They should rename it banana flavored walnut bread. I know it’s longer but that would hopefully make idiots stop making it without the walnuts. Too many people do this I don't put walnuts in it, I put mini chocolate chips.
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 16:45 |
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Rand alPaul posted:I don't put walnuts in it, I put mini chocolate chips. This is pretty much full justification for the US Marine Corps to take control of your kitchen and prevent further banana crimes and also restore democracy
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 16:49 |
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:gently caress walnuts. “Walnut” in Latin is juglans. “Ju”– referring to the chief god Jupiter and “glans” meaning, well, “glans”. Walnuts are Jupiter’s dickhead. If you dig deeper, you will be disappointed. Anatomy referenced botany and not vice versa. “Glans” meant “acorn” before it was used to refer to the head of the penis. Walnuts are just godly acorns.
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 16:53 |
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Ok yeah, chocolate chips in banana bread is way worse than walnuts.
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 16:58 |
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There's an enormous amount of content in DK64. If you were going to only have one game, I'd say that's pretty good.
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 18:30 |
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Going to the grocer to consider the reams of delicious fruit on offer and deciding to eat a banana is like visiting Paris specifically to drink from the open sewers
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 20:03 |
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the banana is perhaps the perfect companion to the crème de peanüt
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 20:15 |
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Platystemon posted:I don’t know of any fluted or chequered bananas, but there some weird shapes out there. Praying hands ones are great, love'm. We should work towards growing a banana fruit that looks like a humanoid, instead of going to space, in my opinion. The Chode bananas are fine, I guess.
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Doctor Reynolds posted:There's an enormous amount of content in DK64. If you were going to only have one game, I'd say that's pretty good. You could say the same about MMOs. Like over half of it is just tedious arbitrary collectables in different colours and minigames ramped up to increasing unfairness. (BEAVER BOTHER) There's five playable characters yeah, but they're all basically identical except for what buttons they can interact with.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 06:13 |
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xrunner posted:They should rename it banana flavored walnut bread. I know it’s longer but that would hopefully make idiots stop making it without the walnuts. Too many people do this This is true. Here is the recipe I use. I transcribed it just now, so let me know if anything seems off. Ingredients All‐purpose flour: 250 g (2 cups) Baking soda: 5 g (1 tsp) Baking powder: 4 g (1 tsp) Salt: 6 g (1 tsp koshering salt) Cinnamon: 2 g (¾ tsp). Worth grating from sticks. Eggs: 2, large Bananas, overripe: 500 g (4 Cavendish bananas) Granulated white sugar: 200 g (1 cup) Vanilla extract: 4 g (5 ml or 1 tsp) Butter: 100 g (½ cup or 1 stick) Walnuts: at least 50 g (½ cup when chopped) I mix in more at the end till I like the look of it and have never recorded how much that amounts to, perhaps double. Chocolate chips (optional): 50 g or as desired Oil of choice to grease the pan Procedure Preheat oven to 180 °C (350°F) Stir flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt and cinnamon. Set aside. Whisk eggs in large, flat‐bottomed bowl. Add bananas to eggs, mash. Add sugar and vanilla. Stir in melted butter. Add dry ingredients. Stir. Add chopped walnuts, and, if desired, chocolate chips. Stir. Pour batter into greased pan. 10 cm × 20 cm or 4 in. × 8 in. is good. Bake for 70 minutes, or till toothpick inserted in centre comes out clean. Do not undercook. It’s the easiest way to ruin it.
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# ? Feb 23, 2020 13:46 |
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Platystemon posted:“Walnut” in Latin is juglans. nah, you just need to dig deeper. they were associated with juno as jupiter's wife and part of the roman wedding ceremony was throwing walnuts at the couple for fertility also at least one and propably several women conceive with various edible nuts in greek and roman myth, ancient polytheistic religions were not inclined to let something that looks like a dick go to waste strictly speaking though the romans also just loved eating them so the name referred to a myth that the gods ate nothing but walnuts when they walked the earth
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# ? Feb 23, 2020 14:13 |
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Everyone loves the factoid that ‘avocado’ means ‘testicle’. The truth is that the word was used for both the fruit and the body part long before the Spanish arrived. We cannot untangle the etymology and say which usage came first. ‘Orchid’ did come from the Latin for ‘testicle’. Nice one, Victorian botanists. The second great factoid about the avocado is that they used to be spread by extinct megafauna and would have followed those megafauna into extinction. Doubtful. Wild avocados can be found looking like this: Those are easily spread by birds. There is no need to invoke giant sloths. The theory may apply to papaya, where we know that wild specimens are very large.
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# ? Feb 23, 2020 14:57 |
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there may be no need to invoke giant sloths but I’m going to invoke them anyway. I also might evoke them, you can’t stop me
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Platystemon posted:Everyone loves the factoid that ‘avocado’ means ‘testicle’. Correct usage of factoid.
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Drunkboxer posted:there may be no need to invoke giant sloths but I’m going to invoke them anyway. I also might evoke them, you can’t stop me please ensure a proper care and safety environment before evoking charismatic megafauna
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