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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1230156322714345472?s=20

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

AHHHHHHHH


AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I was just about to post that!

Yeah it got me too haha

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/KaylaAncrum/status/1229823614108807168?s=20

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

This happened to me when I was 18 at the Vans store. When I was 18 I thought it was fukin sweet someone mistook me for a Vans employee since that was pretty much all I wore. As a 30 year old I look back on it and feel sad. Now I'm a levis man :smug:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1229232968582991872

Lol these dudes walk around with bulging pockets just praying someone will ask them to explain, in detail, all the poo poo they are carrying and be impressed. This guy’s a doctor.

https://mobile.twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1230160380858716161

You mock the solemn traditions of the Fremen!?

zoux has a new favorite as of 20:29 on Feb 19, 2020

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Torchlighter posted:

(if you can find it, kangaroo meat is interesting too)

Roo meat is in Coles, it's really not hard to find.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

zoux posted:

You mock the solemn traditions of the Fremen of the land!?

FTFY

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I was not riding the sandworm Officer I was traveling without rhythm

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

What do you think the M in CHOAM stands for

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

That knife is clearly too small to cut a wedding cake. Absolutely no use whatsoever.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/smod4real/status/1229919583319904256

Dude looks like he's about to demand the release of nine members of the Liberte de Quebec

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Pretty sure he’s an early 2000 teens movie Villian hth

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Alan Smithee posted:

Pretty sure he’s an early 2000 teens movie Villian hth

He's going to get the teen community center demolished to build luxury condos

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/legaladvice_txt/status/1230225397280845836

:thunk:

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1229232968582991872

Lol these dudes walk around with bulging pockets just praying someone will ask them to explain, in detail, all the poo poo they are carrying and be impressed. This guy’s a doctor.

I feel pretty strongly that the wedding ring biz is scummy and you don't need to spend a boatload of money to prove your love but man, at least get something more expensive than a phone case.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

A friend and his wife are both CNC techs and they wrote the coordinates for each others wedding rings which were both made out of tungsten (to be worn on chains as necklaces)

Probably the cheapest wedding rings ever as far as materials are concerned but I thought it was kind of cool.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Eschenique posted:

A friend and his wife are both CNC techs and they wrote the coordinates for each others wedding rings which were both made out of tungsten (to be worn on chains as necklaces)

Probably the cheapest wedding rings ever as far as materials are concerned but I thought it was kind of cool.

What's his EDC gun

I like the dudes in there with the flashlight attachments, like Oh I'm not just anticipating needing a gun at work, I'm anticipating needing a gun in the dark at work"

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Eschenique posted:

A friend and his wife are both CNC techs and they wrote the coordinates for each others wedding rings which were both made out of tungsten (to be worn on chains as necklaces)

Probably the cheapest wedding rings ever as far as materials are concerned but I thought it was kind of cool.

How did they write the co-ordinates if the rings aren't just left in one place?

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Inceltown posted:

How did they write the co-ordinates if the rings aren't just left in one place?

Don't ask me how these machines work. The most I know is that you can program them either with pre-determined co-ordinates or write them manually based on how you want the... drill bits? to move and then they take out and put in different bits depending on what part the machine is on. Like text etc.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


The doctor can't tell anyone if you eat them first and poo them into your diaper.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007


I'm partial to the wallet + vape + pocket knife + whole rear end chef's knife myself.

https://twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1230164382988017664

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Inceltown posted:

How did they write the co-ordinates if the rings aren't just left in one place?

Not sure if you're being facetious, but CNC machines use X, Y, and Z axis plotting coordinates. It's not latitude/longitude physical location, it's the data used to tell the machines how to fashion them.

(Don't feel bad, I was scratching my head about the same thing until I remembered that.)

edit: ^^^ yeah what Eschenique said

trdn89
Aug 16, 2008

zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1229232968582991872

Lol these dudes walk around with bulging pockets just praying someone will ask them to explain, in detail, all the poo poo they are carrying and be impressed. This guy’s a doctor.

At least he literally studied the blade

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Not sure if you're being facetious, but CNC machines use X, Y, and Z axis plotting coordinates. It's not latitude/longitude physical location, it's the data used to tell the machines how to fashion them.

(Don't feel bad, I was scratching my head about the same thing until I remembered that.)

edit: ^^^ yeah what Eschenique said

I did not know that. I figured it was a latlong engraved on it rather than plotting the pattern to actually make them. Despite my best efforts to the contrary I learned something today so thanks for nothing goons.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/YallAllLuvCris/status/1229824938363772928

https://twitter.com/theepictheymer/status/1229907338414481408

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/theroot/status/1230242865034530816?s=21

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Hahaha do you think the doctors are allowed to tell people what my diaper smelled like

Haha, and do you think they’d tell everyone they knew haha, just asking haha

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Captain Monkey posted:

Hahaha do you think the doctors are allowed to tell people what my diaper smelled like

Haha, and do you think they’d tell everyone they knew haha, just asking haha

Here is OP's post history if you want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
No, I don’t think I’ll be clicking on that.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Captain Monkey posted:

No, I don’t think I’ll be clicking on that.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/smod4real/status/1229919583319904256

Dude looks like he's about to demand the release of nine members of the Liberte de Quebec

He'll welcome you into his lair
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


I cannot stop laughing at this every time it pops back into my head.

Hey yo, hey yo

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

It might as well be “hear ye, hear ye.”

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
My name is Willard Montgomery III
and I’m here to say
Big Government stifles the American spirit
In a major way

Hey ho hey ho

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Guy's got an oeuvre

https://twitter.com/soft_amelia/status/1230028862978838528

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

e: after going through their post history it seems to just be a troll mocking how stupid chuds are.

Inceltown has a new favorite as of 00:08 on Feb 20, 2020

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
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https://twitter.com/AlexandraErin/status/1004401886944952320?s=19

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https://twitter.com/AlexandraErin/status/1004405276907274240?s=19

https://twitter.com/AlexandraErin/status/1004406530194792448?s=19

https://twitter.com/AlexandraErin/status/1004407321525719040?s=19

Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 9, 2016

by Reene

https://twitter.com/JacobWMills/status/1229554106081193987

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Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Someone in the replies posted the entirety of the "rap" and my entire body puckered so hard my rear end in a top hat is flexing like Popeye's arms

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