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MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I didn't remember this, but somebody else did.

https://mobile.twitter.com/elamin88/status/1230118477496750084

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I don't know if sand can glow in the dark, but we're gonna find out

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Do you remember that old song, Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran?

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Time to bomb Saddam
Blow him to kingdom come

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Ben Carson is a 7th Day Adventist and conservative media people had to really contort themselves in order to not portray his religion as antithetical to Evangelical beliefs, which of course it is

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

Ruffian Price posted:

Time to bomb Saddam
Blow him to kingdom come

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJZxDYHBSqU

Throwback to October 2001

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
honestly i love my lady and would do that with cameras on no doubt

unless i was running for president

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
who the gently caress workshopped and panel-tested lockbox

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Elizabeth Warren going full WITNESS ME BERNIE BROS against Bloomberg.

Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Shoulder thing that goes up

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Elizabeth Warren going full WITNESS ME BERNIE BROS against Bloomberg.

She burned him to the motherfucking ground.

Bloomberg trying to claim that the nondisclosure agreements for women he harassed were for their protection not his.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I watched Chris Christie suicide bomb Marco Rubio again after the Bloomberg debate

Never gets old

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode
Also de Blasio jumping on Beto

mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007
In the 2008 MN senate race recount, lawyers for both sides argued over whether a write-in vote for "Lizard People" should be counted for Al Franken.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

mrnoun posted:

In the 2008 MN senate race recount, lawyers for both sides argued over whether a write-in vote for "Lizard People" should be counted for Al Franken.

The thing is he didn't check the box for write in and did check the box for franken.

He filled every write in box with lizard people. Guy seemed cool, tbh

mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007

ikanreed posted:

The thing is he didn't check the box for write in and did check the box for franken.

He filled every write in box with lizard people. Guy seemed cool, tbh


It's funnier if you don't mention that part.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

mrnoun posted:

It's funnier if you don't mention that part.

It's even funnier if you realize that part of my mortal human life is devoted to exactly how one random Midwesterner voted 15 years ago.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

mooyashi posted:

who the gently caress workshopped and panel-tested lockbox
That's one of those things that got hung around his neck even though it was fine. SNL just went with that and the sighing which unfortunately put it on equal footing with Bush's "fuzzy math" etc., which was actually electorally relevant dodge of the fact that his policy was almost entirely for rich people.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


I always wondered if the "Gore accidentally hit the panic button while loving Tipper and got very rude secret service blue balls" story was real

mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007

ikanreed posted:

It's even funnier if you realize that part of my mortal human life is devoted to exactly how one random Midwesterner voted 15 years ago.

Okay, yeah, that's the funniest part.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

mrnoun posted:

In the 2008 MN senate race recount, lawyers for both sides argued over whether a write-in vote for "Lizard People" should be counted for Al Franken.

Some amazing other ones were Coleman suing to include a certain set of ballots, having them be accepted, realizing they were pro-Franken, and then suing to have them not counted.

Also arguing that someone who voted for Franken and McCain actually meant to vote for Coleman.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Roger Stone was an advisor to the Al Sharpton presidential campaign.

Chopstick Dystopia
Jun 16, 2010


lowest high and highest low loser of: WEED WEE
k
The Local Milk People

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Paul Manafort bought an ostrich skin jacket with a $15,000 wire transfer

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

pangstrom posted:

That's one of those things that got hung around his neck even though it was fine. SNL just went with that and the sighing which unfortunately put it on equal footing with Bush's "fuzzy math" etc., which was actually electorally relevant dodge of the fact that his policy was almost entirely for rich people.

rage against the machines's "both sides are the same" video lol

uncalled for!
Dec 26, 2006



this was fun

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
Is there a place to post non-funny, sobering politics poo poo you suddenly remember?

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
problem is that venn diagram

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

papa horny michael posted:

Is there a place to post non-funny, sobering politics poo poo you suddenly remember?

Everything is funny and nothing matters so here is that place.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

papa horny michael posted:

Is there a place to post non-funny, sobering politics poo poo you suddenly remember?

here is fine but don't be upset if someone replies 'lol'

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

uncalled for! posted:



this was fun

"Obama had a Bud Light, Crowley had a Blue Moon, Gates had a Sam Adams Light and Biden, who does not drink alcohol, had a Buckler, which is a low-alcohol beer."

lmao

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



the beer summit makes me think of how last night amy klobuchar claimed that the way to end sexism online would be to elect a female president

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

papa horny michael posted:

Is there a place to post non-funny, sobering politics poo poo you suddenly remember?

You can literally make this thread with all the funny, stupid, Trumpian poo poo Hitler got up to

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


That Long Island dude smashing the framed picture of Robert de Niro he had in his house after Bobby said some rude words about daddy Trump

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
When a 2003 teen comedy starring Amanda Bynes had a poster with a politically offensive gesture that had to be edited out

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
jesus christ.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

A bunch of top Republican Senators were caught on tape talking about how Dana Rohrbacher is a Russian asset and then they tried to laugh the whole thing off

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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clear_Channel_memorandum

These songs hated us for our freedom.

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