Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Chinston Wurchill posted:

For those who haven't seen the issue - this is just one of the four substitute Olsons who have appeared in Metropolis since Jimmy's "death". The other three are easy to guess if you remember 1990s Superman comics events (the Olson of Steel, Olson Boy, and the Olson of Tomorrow, naturally).

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Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

I hope Cyborg Jimmy is voiced by Malcolm McDowell as well.

# ? Feb 20, 2020 21:30

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

ToxicFrog posted:

The F4 have a habit of handing out spare costumes to heroes who have somehow managed to lose and/or destroy theirs, don't they?

Reed's first invention was branding.

# ? Feb 20, 2020 21:43

How Wonderful!: Jul 18, 2006; I only have excellent ideas

Red posted:

Wait - is that supposed to be...

The late great Frank Nelson!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68b2yww32A

# ? Feb 20, 2020 21:48

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

FMguru posted:

For those who haven't seen the issue - this is just one of the four substitute Olsons who have appeared in Metropolis since Jimmy's "death". The other three are easy to guess if you remember 1990s Superman comics events (the Olson of Steel, Olson Boy, and the Olson of Tomorrow, naturally).

Yeah, that whole sequence cracked me up. As did most of the issue! I didn't give a crap about Jimmy Olsen before 2019 but I drat sure love him now.

# ? Feb 20, 2020 23:06

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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How Wonderful! posted:

The late great Frank Nelson!

Homer: Uh, excuse me.
Usher: [bizarre, sycophantic voice] Yeeeees?
Homer: Do you have a table for the mayor?
Usher: Yeeees!
Homer: Why do you talk that way?
Usher: I had a strooooooke!

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# ? Feb 21, 2020 04:59

Vincent: Nov 25, 2005

Red posted:

Wait - is that supposed to be...

Knowing that Fraction is the writer, I'd say EEE-Yeeeeeeeeesssss

# ? Feb 21, 2020 06:21

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

site posted:

I love Pete's ability to just drop a line like that into a conversation.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 06:22

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

How Wonderful! posted:

The late great Frank Nelson!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68b2yww32A

Couldn't find the clip with a quick search, but the one that always makes me giggle is

"Are you the pilot?"
"Why Yeeeeeessss!"
"My friend here is a bit nervous, it's his first flight."
"Oh, mine too!"

The guy's style could turn a light quip into a knee-slapping zinger.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 07:06

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# ? Feb 21, 2020 07:50

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I really loving hate The Hood.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 08:01

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the hood sucks so hard which is why i like those panels very much.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 08:41

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I remember liking his mini when he was introduced and then all this happened.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 09:35

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

I remember the Hood being liked a lot in BSS around 2005 and lots of excitement as he got reclaimed from limbo after the miniseries for stuff like Dark Reign. What the gently caress happened?

# ? Feb 21, 2020 16:01

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mind the walrus posted:

I remember the Hood being liked a lot in BSS around 2005 and lots of excitement as he got reclaimed from limbo after the miniseries for stuff like Dark Reign. What the gently caress happened?

Are you maybe confusing him with Cloak?

# ? Feb 21, 2020 16:36

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

From Rick and Morty #57.

Morty's been kidnapped and Rick/Jerry end up in a universe where there is a Rick/Morty convention instead of DragonCon while looking for him.

Nobody involved in creating the comic is bitter or anything.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:56

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Are you maybe confusing him with Cloak?

Nope! 1000% certain it's the Hood. Brian K. Vaughn, a decent mini, potential with the concept, excitement that he was one of Osborn's recruits, the whole deal.

Cloak was used around that same time as the Avengers' personal transport bus, most prominently in Civil War, but rarely given any actual character.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:16

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

biracial bear for uncut posted:

From Rick and Morty #57.

Morty's been kidnapped and Rick/Jerry end up in a universe where there is a Rick/Morty convention instead of DragonCon while looking for him.

Nobody involved in creating the comic is bitter or anything.

I'm on the side of the dude in the green hat.

mind the walrus posted:

I remember the Hood being liked a lot in BSS around 2005 and lots of excitement as he got reclaimed from limbo after the miniseries for stuff like Dark Reign. What the gently caress happened?

He got Poochied hard and we got a lot of stories about what an amazing and totally awesome villain he was which turned everyone off pretty much instantly.

I mean, at the end of the miniseries that everybody liked, he's still a shithead thug. He just barely managed to get out from under the threat of guys like the Shocker. Then suddenly he's ultimate badass super evil demonic mob boss of New York who's a dangerous threat to the entire Avengers.

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# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:33

Zaodai: May 23, 2009; Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.

I only really remember The Hood from Marvel Heroes of all things, where he's supposed to be this big challenge to the heroes because of his teleportation powers. Then Luke Cage recommends you find where he bases out of and just kick his rear end anyway. Because beyond his fancy cloak, his entire arsenal consisted of two, count 'em, TWO guns! and no powers.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:49

Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

Zaodai posted:

I only really remember The Hood from Marvel Heroes of all things, where he's supposed to be this big challenge to the heroes because of his teleportation powers. Then Luke Cage recommends you find where he bases out of and just kick his rear end anyway. Because beyond his fancy cloak, his entire arsenal consisted of two, count 'em, TWO guns! and no powers.

God Bless Luke Cage. 🙏

# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:50

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the hood was the villain version of sentry, bendis' attempt to force some character into being A Big Deal who immediately disappeared from the limelight as soon as bendis stopped writing the big books

# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:55

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Ah that makes total sense. It's a shame too because he makes sense as a two-bit thug in way over his head who's constantly riding by the seat of his pants-- like a non-loser version of The Shocker--but gently caress that doesn't sound like they outscaled him way too drat high.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:58

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Skwirl posted:

I really loving hate The Hood.

oops, a weird random quote I did not mean to post, for the record I have no idea who the Hood is or if he is bad :o:

# ? Feb 21, 2020 20:59

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

If you're going to bring out any obscure character from a mini and make them overpowered it should be Gravity.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 21:04

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

mind the walrus posted:

I remember the Hood being liked a lot in BSS around 2005 and lots of excitement as he got reclaimed from limbo after the miniseries for stuff like Dark Reign. What the gently caress happened?

I should probably read the original mini, I recently read BEYOND! and he was okay there, but Dark Reign is why I loving hate him.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 22:12

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Push El Burrito posted:

If you're going to bring out any obscure character from a mini and make them overpowered it should be Gravity.

So... Graviton but he's a good guy?

# ? Feb 21, 2020 22:34

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

mind the walrus posted:

So... Graviton but he's a good guy?

He also died in BEYOND!

# ? Feb 21, 2020 22:36

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Hood works best as an Owl type guy; mid level street villain who starts the odd turf war with Kingpin and has some light powers. Trying to make him some big name or have him be a threat to Doom just overplays him entirely. He's a henchmen who got some ok powers, not a mastermind.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 22:39

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Skwirl posted:

He also died in BEYOND!

He got better!

# ? Feb 21, 2020 22:49

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Push El Burrito posted:

He got better!

I'm gonna be honest, I'd never heard of him before and until today thought he'd been created for BEYOND! just so he could die in it.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 23:00

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

They also had him do some weird lovely sex assault stuff so I REALLY dont like the character at all.

# ? Feb 22, 2020 01:49

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Synthbuttrange posted:

They also had him do some weird lovely sex assault stuff so I REALLY dont like the character at all.

Are you talking about Gravity or The Hood?

I really hope your talking about The Hood.

# ? Feb 22, 2020 02:36

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 01:17

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Does Annihilus think all humans look the same?

That's racist!

# ? Feb 23, 2020 01:33

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