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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

By popular demand posted:

Imagine 5 beads on a cliff...

Being snart works the same way.

e: a snameful snipe

SneezeOfTheDecade has a new favorite as of 21:57 on Feb 20, 2020

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

By popular demand posted:

Imagine 5 beads on a cliff...

lol, you bastard

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

Being snart works the same way.

e: a snameful snipe



That's not a spyder

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

By popular demand posted:

Imagine 5 breads on a ffilc...

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/marsijuanass/status/1211342182134628354?s=20

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008
It's like fighting a goose that attacks you. You can't win. Best case scenario, you're that psycho who strangled a goose to death.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

A wild monkey appears! You use: throw banana. It's super effective!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


:hmmyes:

PAY ATTENTION TO IT!

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

https://twitter.com/mytransromance/status/1229836934069071873?s=20

This was my favorite part of the replies.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

I always did want to live in a field of giant menacing earthworks or under a colossal slab of obsidian

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Phy posted:

I always did want to live in a field of giant menacing earthworks or under a colossal slab of obsidian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q-U2THOF00

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

HPanda posted:

It's like fighting a goose that attacks you. You can't win. Best case scenario, you're that psycho who strangled a goose to death.

It is in fact illegal to kill Canadian geese in a lot of places.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

MrUnderbridge posted:

A wild monkey appears! You use: throw banana. It's super effective!

Nah, it's more like the escape doll where it distracts it for you to run, but any other option just leads to sadness. Now you're dealing with a monkey with more calories in it, that knows you can be extorted for bananas.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

RatHat posted:

It is in fact illegal to kill Canadian geese in a lot of places.

I've always assumed that's because people would render them extinct out of spite within five minutes if it wasn't.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

It's like a better version of "No Solicitors."

Cause if they ignore it, pretty sure you can throw uranium at them legally.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



RatHat posted:

It is in fact illegal to kill Canadian geese in a lot of places.

True, but I always imagine it's one of those "dozens of nearby people all conveniently did not witness anything" situations in practice.

Smashing Link
Jul 8, 2003

I'll keep chucking bombs at you til you fall off that ledge!
Grimey Drawer

I passed p chem!

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009




idgi

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



idgi. Is it the same guy, who shaved in order to get interviewed twice?

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


The names are characters from Trailer Park Boys

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


It's a Trailer Park Boys joke

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

BrianBoitano posted:

idgi. Is it the same guy, who shaved in order to get interviewed twice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCBghizQUs

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

loving poo poo hawks.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Captain Hygiene posted:

True, but I always imagine it's one of those "dozens of nearby people all conveniently did not witness anything" situations in practice.
On pain of death, administered by the other geese.

Smashing Link posted:

I passed p chem!
Obviously exaggerating if you haven't killed yourself over the grimdark reality of the way of all energetic systems.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Oh man, ask it the difference between good & bad things

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006



you imbecile. you loving moron.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

lmao hope he got his rear end beat

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Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Nuts and Gum posted:

lmao hope he got his rear end beat
For throwing something on the ground? Not even breaking anything or causing any sort of mess? For that a kid deserves his rear end beaten?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


what about masturbating in public? got that one squared away

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Nuts and Gum posted:

"I hope a person or young person got physically assaulted for denting a tin of 98p peaches"

ftfy

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


I don't get the child beating thing because if you play your cards properly and parent right all you have to do is be slightly disappointed in your children and they will do better in the future. Which is like, the ultimate zero effort parenting in the long run. But nah everyone chooses the immediately lazy but more difficult way that is beating the poo poo outta them until they're as badly adjusted as the parents doing it. smh

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
How does it feel to be so dumb that you get baited by that obvious troll


Kid deserves that beating

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

alexandriao posted:

I don't get the child beating thing because if you play your cards properly and parent right all you have to do is be slightly disappointed in your children and they will do better in the future. Which is like, the ultimate zero effort parenting in the long run. But nah everyone chooses the immediately lazy but more difficult way that is beating the poo poo outta them until they're as badly adjusted as the parents doing it. smh

If you have children, I would like to know your advice on how to get toddlers to care one tiny bit about your disappointment. If you don't have children, you should shut the hell up right now.

Not that I support child beating, but lol at thinking children care about you being disappointed and do better because of it.

Detective Buttfuck
Mar 30, 2011

Fister Roboto posted:

what about masturbating in public? got that one squared away

What part of "throw away your stuff" do you not understand?

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Detective Buttfuck
Mar 30, 2011

Fuckin double post

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