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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

SKULL.GIF posted:

please wash your god drat buttholes

a bidet costs like 25 bucks on amazon

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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

please, pray for the luxury brands

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

So besides Iran and China, how many fatalities are we seeing with covid19, or what's the fatality rate at this point

New infections outside of China seem to be a slow but steady burn? Am I reading this correctly

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Hadlock posted:

So besides Iran and China, how many fatalities are we seeing with covid19, or what's the fatality rate at this point

New infections outside of China seem to be a slow but steady burn? Am I reading this correctly

mortality is 1-2%, heavily skewed towards olds and people with lung issues (smokers, air pollution, etc). this doesn't sound like much at first but it's 10x-20x the common flu

worldwide infections is slow but the daily growth rate is behaving *very* similarly to the initial chinese numbers from mid-january, and international countries are not having even remotely as aggressive a response as china did once their national government took over from the provincial hubei government. in particular japan, south korea, and america are areas of concern (with possibly cambodia and other SEA countries as secondary areas of concern)

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002



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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Holy poo poo what if Bernie catches it

What if trump catches it

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
trump already has it so does bernie

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

SKULL.GIF posted:

please wash your god drat buttholes

a bidet costs like 25 bucks on amazon
im immune to my own poo poo, gently caress it. what have other people done for me? nothing!

i ain't washing poo poo. build up your immune system widdle babies! crab bucket bittttch

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
who's going to be the first famious person to catch it?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Xaris posted:

im immune to my own poo poo, gently caress it. what have other people done for me? nothing!

i ain't washing poo poo. build up your immune system widdle babies! crab bucket bittttch

buttholes aren't supposed to itch. clean buttholes do not itch. washing your butthole has a very specific personal benefit to yourself -- you will never want to scratch your butthole again. and even in the case that you do, your fingers won't smell like literal poo poo because you'll have a clean butthole.

it is beyond disgusting that Americans don't wash their buttholes

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Bip Roberts posted:

who's going to be the first famious person to catch it?

Elton John, 2 days ago

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
note mortality is like 4% in wuhan because it basically doesnt have a functioning medical system anymore. if the spread looks to be as fast, every country will end up looking like that. 90k ICU beds in the US, something like 10k of them vacant

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

i wish i could verify this but a bit of info on the south korean situation

https://twitter.com/askakorean/status/1230544394677358592?s=21

https://twitter.com/askakorean/status/1230681000625262594?s=21

both threads are worthwhile imo

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


bob dobbs is dead posted:

note mortality is like 4% in wuhan because it basically doesnt have a functioning medical system anymore. if the spread looks to be as fast, every country will end up looking like that. 90k ICU beds in the US, something like 10k of them vacant

not to worry! america has top-tier healthcare and a compliant population able and willing to particiahahahapahahahahahaha

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
they need to install Square ApplePay machines in order to get into an hospital. gotta ration them ICUs out y'know.

maybe auction out ventilator seats? seems like there's some real profit we can have here guys. it can be like hamilton tickets!

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

SKULL.GIF posted:

buttholes aren't supposed to itch. clean buttholes do not itch. washing your butthole has a very specific personal benefit to yourself -- you will never want to scratch your butthole again. and even in the case that you do, your fingers won't smell like literal poo poo because you'll have a clean butthole.

it is beyond disgusting that Americans don't wash their buttholes
sorry but if even water touches my butthole that means i'm gay

(yes there were a solid half dozen+ /r/relationship posts about people asking what they can do about their husband/boyfriend that won't wipe because it's gay, in complete sincerity)

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
lol why am i the only idiot with the gang tag

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Doorknob Slobber posted:

lol why am i the only idiot with the gang tag

14 day incubation period

just wait bro

relax,

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Doorknob Slobber posted:

lol why am i the only idiot with the gang tag

Kiss me on the lips

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
it's just mono guys

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
ecmo is one of the miracles of modern medicine, makes breathing and heartbeats optional, costs 250k per day in the US

Banana Man
Oct 2, 2015

mm time 2 gargle piss and shit

Doorknob Slobber posted:

lol why am i the only idiot with the gang tag

How do you get a gang tag

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
I would like to take another moment to recognize this great post:

Feldegast42 posted:

You either die a Vilerat or live to become a PPJ

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

Doorknob Slobber posted:

lol why am i the only idiot with the gang tag

hope ur door is welded closed

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

succ posted:

hope ur door is welded closed

couple hours too late for that, we takin over

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

sincx posted:

I would like to take another moment to recognize this great post:

a goon entombed in history, his mom spewing right wing bullcrap in front of the republican national convention

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Agronox posted:

i wish i could verify this but a bit of info on the south korean situation

https://twitter.com/askakorean/status/1230544394677358592?s=21

https://twitter.com/askakorean/status/1230681000625262594?s=21

both threads are worthwhile imo

The cult stuff is creepy as hell

This made me go fuckin' yikes!

https://mobile.twitter.com/AskAKorean/status/1230676794694602752

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

next level doomsday cult.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Charlz Guybon posted:

The cult stuff is creepy as hell

This made me go fuckin' yikes!

https://mobile.twitter.com/AskAKorean/status/1230676794694602752

lmao hell yeah doomers

someone buy these people a forums account

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

If they weren’t a doomsday cult before, they are now

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Charlz Guybon posted:

The cult stuff is creepy as hell

This made me go fuckin' yikes!

https://mobile.twitter.com/AskAKorean/status/1230676794694602752

Comments seem to say it's 3000 cult members tested out of about 8000 total members.

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
how do you say "lol that owns" in korean

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Also, the cult stuff may just gently caress over the infrastructure in Daegu, because meanwhile, something like 4 confirmed cases in Seoul. Only local news agencies carrying it for now.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
south korea should use this as a opportunity to stomp out cults

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


lmao actual cultists whomping coronachan cultists

once you realize how funny everything is you will throw your head back and laugh

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


THE DOOMSDAY PLAGUE WAS SPREAD (UNINTENTIONALLY) BY A DOOMSDAY CULT (NOT RELATED)

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Taegu is a pretty big compact city of 4 million too, it's also one of the most conservative cities in South korea

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

SKULL.GIF posted:

THE DOOMSDAY PLAGUE WAS SPREAD (UNINTENTIONALLY) BY A DOOMSDAY CULT (NOT RELATED)

The condition of amusement has been met, the apocalypse can now proceed.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
Dead Space 2 was a documentary

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pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Ace of Baes posted:

Taegu is a pretty big compact city of 4 million too, it's also one of the most conservative cities in South korea

There are also a number of individual confirmed cases in different regions all over the country. It's already all over korea, in other words.

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