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Siljmonster posted:yeah theyre married for nefarious reasons im sure i bet theyre both gay and just dont want peopel to thik they are anything but white an dstragiht
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cumshitter posted:i bet theyre both gay and just dont want peopel to thik they are anything but white an dstragiht She’s his beard, but for torturing children to death in his basement bunker rather than for being gay. She gets nothing out of the deal because she was raised as a conservative woman and thus has no desires or sense of self.
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:maybe she just thinks he's handsome and charismatic He must be really funny
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https://twitter.com/KashJackson2018/status/1230923443404726273 lol the first reply on twitter in incognito mode is this guy, a guy who had his kids taken away from him because he threw his 3 year old child into a loving wall and gave them brain damage (and posts regularly pleading for trump to intercede and get his kids back for him) and of course for some reason he has a loving blue checkmark Twitter = nazis, child abusers, and pedophiles are a-ok, but if you tell the president to go gently caress himself, yer outta here
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She’s Running: Ilhan Omar’s GOP Challenger Is On The Lam Amid Shoplifting Chargesquote:She’s running for Congress–and from the law. 
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:She’s Running: Ilhan Omar’s GOP Challenger Is On The Lam Amid Shoplifting Charges lmao dumbass, Target is notorious for letting people get away with it until the value of the merch they stole reaches felony levels before they interrupt them in the act and bring them in with the entire backlog of footage
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so basically every American citizen is born with a free target gift card but they have to be super careful not to go over the limit? like I don't shoplift but if I wanted to i could just get a new coffee maker and never steal again and be fine I guess.
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Epic High Five posted:lmao dumbass, Target is notorious for letting people get away with it until the value of the merch they stole reaches felony levels before they interrupt them in the act and bring them in with the entire backlog of footage shoplifting rules and you should do it if you think you can get away with it, im peanut butler and i approve this message I have a friend who hasn't paid for shoes in years because he just goes into Target, tries on shoes, leaves his old ones in the box. He says he does it for two reasons: 1) he's a single dad of two and works at a call center, and, 2) it's extremely funny anyway he got taken in a couple months ago, and has to pay a fine and do an ethics class. The ethics class is like 80% videos, hosted by a priest according to the chiron, and they don't really care about phone usage so he decided to look the guy up on google- turns out the priest was caught molesting children in like 2004; the videos were made in 2010, and he's like "*this* is the guy trying to teach me ethics??" he told the guy running the class about it, and dude was pissed, saying "damnit I spent $400 on these videos"
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Peanut Butler posted:shoplifting rules and you should do it if you think you can get away with it, im peanut butler and i approve this message lmfao
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Peanut Butler posted:shoplifting rules and you should do it if you think you can get away with it, im peanut butler and i approve this message it seems everybody has learned a lesson from this
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Working at a call center should net you one free murder every year
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Peanut Butler posted:shoplifting rules and you should do it if you think you can get away with it, im peanut butler and i approve this message america.txt
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Working at a call center should net you one free murder every year 
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Peanut Butler posted:shoplifting rules and you should do it if you think you can get away with it, im peanut butler and i approve this message Lmao Intel&Sebastian posted:Working at a call center should net you one free murder every year Sorry to bludgeon you
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I wonder how many people read that article and tunnel-vision themselves into thinking it’s about Omar and miss the “‘s challenger”
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Peanut Butler posted:shoplifting rules and you should do it if you think you can get away with it, im peanut butler and i approve this message Wild ride start to finish. Fight on call center dad.
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Peanut Butler posted:shoplifting rules and you should do it if you think you can get away with it, im peanut butler and i approve this message
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Feb 22, 2020 00:10
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But for real how you gonna shoplift a pair of new shoes and get run down by security
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He’d picked up heels for the missus that last time.
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should have stolen Hulk Hogan shoes for groceries
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WE INTERUPT THIS THREAD TO BRING YOU: https://twitter.com/WABlackFlag/status/1231009499328106496
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Working at a call center should net you one free murder every year OH MY GOD I WISH TO VOTE FOR YOU I HAVE A loving LIST BE MY ANGEL edit: i altered this post to be slightly less actionable but no less sincere
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staticman posted:WE INTERUPT THIS THREAD TO BRING YOU: Nice, but whatexactly did he do?
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Mr Interweb posted:Nice, but whatexactly did he do? Killed a couple people on a train because they didn’t like his racist rants
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Mr Interweb posted:Nice, but whatexactly did he do? stabbed three men who were preventing him from harassing Muslim women on public transit
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staticman posted:WE INTERUPT THIS THREAD TO BRING YOU: Here's to hoping he gets Dylan Roofed
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Oh that guy. I thought it was that one nazi who broke that antifa chick's spine
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Two funny things: 1:  A 33-year old American tourist went to Dresden, Germany, where he was spotted removing some antifascist stickers (so I assume he's a fascist visiting some Dresden neonazis), and was attacked by some upstanding German citizens. He managed to get away, but a little while later someone on a bike comes up to him, pepper-sprays him in the face and steals his 80-dollar hat  2: https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1227679566883364867 (dude's a trump supporter so there's nothing "mistaken" about this tbh)
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Peanut Butler posted:shoplifting rules and you should do it if you think you can get away with it, im peanut butler and i approve this message you love to see it
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From a few pages back, but he got his rear end beaten so badly he turned into Ellen DeGeneres
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Do people wear MAGA hats in public? I mean aside from Trump rallies and stuff.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Do people wear MAGA hats in public? I mean aside from Trump rallies and stuff.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Do people wear MAGA hats in public? I mean aside from Trump rallies and stuff. I've only seen one in Kansas City at the 2017 Royals Opening Day, complete with a TRUMP 45 Royals jersey- but I live in a college town west of the city and it'd be an excellent way to get bodily fluids in your food/drink/face here
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