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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


BigDave posted:

Will Ferrell needs a new project, attach him to it.

Jarhead meets Elf

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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

BigDave posted:

Will Ferrell needs a new project, attach him to it.

You'll probably need to attach more than one bowling ball to him.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Feb 22, 2020

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I wish I could remember his name, it's been about 15 years now. I saw him once after deployment but never again. He was definitely an awkward guy for a warzone, but Ferrell is too old for the role now. Dude was like, 32, married with 4 or 5 kids. It wasn't his first deployment either. I hope he's doing well.

I had moments where I jumped in with the vocal atheists, because I was young and an rear end in a top hat and spent the previous ten years peeling back the layers of bullshit religion is, it wasn't a moment of pride. I still don't believe in sky wizards, there's something more comforting about hurtling through space on a rock, rather than being led to believe we're all just pawns in some lovely game a handful of gods are loving with for fun. I sincerely would believe that bigfoot is a god that roams the world, blessing people with his presence, and determining which people they encounter are worthy of meeting the aliens. It's literally more plausible.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





God can be whatever you want it to be :shrug: nothing at all wrong with bigfoot god

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
It's just a rationality thing to me now. We at least have castings of bigfoot tracks. Nobody has wild Jesus track castings from the beach sands of the middle east.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mods someone is disparaging the shroud of turin

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

I hope I live long enough and this country stays together long enough for me to get a glimpse of what intelligence agencies where doing/thinking during this time period.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Catholicism is largely why I gave up on religion. Well, that and realizing everyone just lies to propagate their own causes and wallets.

But I guess pedophiles have to work somewhere.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Doc Hawkins posted:

Jarhead meets Elf

I'd watch that.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

sharknado slashfic posted:

Mods someone is disparaging the shroud of turin

Good

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

We at least have castings of bigfoot tracks.

:what:

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

https://twitter.com/ZeveliH/status/1230985280938639360

Democracy dies in darkness!

I'd say 80% chance WaPo does a heel turn and backs Trump if Sanders wins the nomination. They were churning out multiple op eds against him per day in 2016. Bezos is terrified of paying taxes.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Yeah I'm reaching for that. Bigfoot loves you, why would you doubt his proof of travels on this earth? Just because you've never seen a bigfoot, doesn't mean they don't see you. From those trees, over there, at night while chewing on berries. Don't disparage the holy relics of his mighty footprint.

Entirely more plausible than gods to me. Not that I believe it, it's pretty low on the believability scale, but you could probably raise a small cult with some woodsy ramblings like that. I'm aware the tracks are proven to be bears stepping in their own tracks, or people loving with other people. It's like when crop circles were the big to-do and it was just two guys with some ropes and boards, and people still eat that poo poo up because ALIENS!!1!

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Yeah I'm reaching for that. Bigfoot loves you, why would you doubt his proof of travels on this earth? Just because you've never seen a bigfoot, doesn't mean they don't see you. From those trees, over there, at night while chewing on berries. Don't disparage the holy relics of his mighty footprint.

Entirely more plausible than gods to me. Not that I believe it, it's pretty low on the believability scale, but you could probably raise a small cult with some woodsy ramblings like that. I'm aware the tracks are proven to be bears stepping in their own tracks, or people loving with other people. It's like when crop circles were the big to-do and it was just two guys with some ropes and boards, and people still eat that poo poo up because ALIENS!!1!

I think the sentiment was more along the lines of super vocal atheists being as obnoxious as the religious nuts they complain about all the time.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

God can be whatever you want it to be :shrug: nothing at all wrong with bigfoot god

bigfoot is real yo


Alaan
May 24, 2005

https://twitter.com/AlexWardVox/status/1230920937329037314?s=19

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Well here's hoping Barr doesn't tongue Donnie's balls just right and gets kicked out on his fat traitor rear end. They can replace him with a caddy.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Casimir Radon posted:

Well here's hoping Barr doesn't tongue Donnie's balls just right and gets kicked out on his fat traitor rear end. They can replace him with a caddy.

Here's to hoping the CIA starts microdosing him with LSD so he starts seeing enemies and traitors everywhere.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

my kinda ape posted:

Democracy dies in darkness!

I'd say 80% chance WaPo does a heel turn and backs Trump if Sanders wins the nomination. They were churning out multiple op eds against him per day in 2016. Bezos is terrified of paying taxes.

Bernie's wrong about the timing of this whole thing. It's not WaPo releasing the info because the Nevada caucus is tomorrow - that would be dumb as gently caress because the *vast* majority of Democrats have voted already! It's a early-voting caucus, not the dumb in-person poo poo that Iowa required.

What's *much* more likely is that the Russian story hit yesterday, about Trump. In doing the checks for all of the stuff, journalists started talking to administration people, both biased and not. Those people then probably went "oh yeah, we told Bernie about that a month ago, plus we're briefing the full Congress on March 10th." WaPo and others didn't ask those questions because they didn't know where to look.

If this kind of thing was released before an in-person primary, or Super Tuesday, don the tin foil Bernie is getting hosed again!!!1 This really just feels like journalists sniffing a scent, running down the traps for the Trump story, then catching Bernie in the process.

Bernie's response was perfect otherwise!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

my kinda ape posted:

https://twitter.com/ZeveliH/status/1230985280938639360

Democracy dies in darkness!

I'd say 80% chance WaPo does a heel turn and backs Trump if Sanders wins the nomination. They were churning out multiple op eds against him per day in 2016. Bezos is terrified of paying taxes.

Wonder what ole donnys take on them will be when it inevitably happens

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

facialimpediment posted:

Bernie's wrong about the timing of this whole thing. It's not WaPo releasing the info because the Nevada caucus is tomorrow - that would be dumb as gently caress because the *vast* majority of Democrats have voted already! It's a early-voting caucus, not the dumb in-person poo poo that Iowa required.

What's *much* more likely is that the Russian story hit yesterday, about Trump. In doing the checks for all of the stuff, journalists started talking to administration people, both biased and not. Those people then probably went "oh yeah, we told Bernie about that a month ago, plus we're briefing the full Congress on March 10th." WaPo and others didn't ask those questions because they didn't know where to look.

If this kind of thing was released before an in-person primary, or Super Tuesday, don the tin foil Bernie is getting hosed again!!!1 This really just feels like journalists sniffing a scent, running down the traps for the Trump story, then catching Bernie in the process.

Bernie's response was perfect otherwise!

It's actually both. If you didn't early vote you have to go in person. Which I have to do because I didn't know enough about it.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

It's actually both. If you didn't early vote you have to go in person. Which I have to do because I didn't know enough about it.

Yeah, that's what I meant. If you wouldn't mind, could you post how the experience is? From what I gather, it's just a paper ballot with preferences, without the dumb self-sorting and physical shuffling around the voting place.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
Yeah I'll post what I can about it. Myself and a couple of friends will be going.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

This is a really good thread/journal article.

Stultus Maximus posted:

Bloomberg had 60% favorability with liberal voters? The gently caress?

He's the big anti-gun guy from NYC. If that's all you know about him, he's obviously a liberal champion.


:bisonyes:

Godholio fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Feb 22, 2020

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

Godholio posted:

This is a really good thread/journal article.

New specific data is always good, but the main takeaway is that inflation for necessities has outpaced inflation as a whole so that the CPI measured stagnation of adjusted median income for the last few decades has hit the majority of people even worse than the top line numbers would indicate. That's been a pretty "duh" conclusion for a while.

Godholio posted:

He's the big anti-gun guy from NYC. If that's all you know about him, he's obviously a liberal champion.

So is the "liberal" category a catch-all for both liberals and leftists? At this point it seems like American liberals are just centrists.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Hero we need and all that jazz:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/inmate-confesses-to-beating-two-child-molesters-to-death-in-prison-2020-02-21/

quote:

"Being a lifer, I'm in a unique position where I sometimes have access to these people and I have so little to lose," Watson wrote in his letter, adding that molesters are "every parents' worst nightmare" who can change a child's life forever.

Both the subhuman pieces of poo poo he killed were in for life for molesting kids under 14.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Godholio posted:

This is a really good thread/journal article.

Found it last night, and want it to gain as much traction as possible.

Tonight I dropped it on my brother- who grew up on welfare and free lunch, is currently out on Workman's Comp, and will be on disability the rest of his life- who was complaining about Socialism.
"Well, we should help people when they need help."
Almost there, dude. Almost there.

He thinks everyone can bootstrap there way to being rich. He doesn't realize how lucky he has gotten- he was expelled from HS, never got a GED, always lived at home, and every job he has gotten has been someone hooking him up. He's never actually had to job search. He also never gave a gently caress about politics or any of this until his fat rear end destroyed his shoulder and been stuck at home watching Fox News. He's a Trump supporter, mostly because he's racist at heart, but can't admit it because "I have black friends".


I don't have to deal with him often, but gently caress it's depressing when I do.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

facialimpediment posted:

Yeah, that's what I meant. If you wouldn't mind, could you post how the experience is? From what I gather, it's just a paper ballot with preferences, without the dumb self-sorting and physical shuffling around the voting place.

The early voting was a "fill in the bubble for your preferences" paper ballot, which required waiting in three lines. Line 1 you filled out a little paper with your name (and if you were newly registering or changing your reg, address), then when you got to the front you'd either go through all the paperwork (new/changed) or just be given a Secretary of State ID number. Then it was off to line 2.

Once you hit the front of line 2, they had you fill out a Google Forms page on an ipad or w/e, then looked up your SoS ID and gave you a Voter ID, which you'd enter into the ipad. It was also on an actual sticker they'd affix to your ballot, which you were then let off to fill out.

Line 3 was after you finished the ballots. One person would look over your ballot, and if it checked out would give you the go ahead to stick it in the box.

That being said, the day-of caucus back in 2016 was indeed the "everyone just sorta sits around in a group for (candidate) and then gets counted". No clue if the in-person one will be the same this year or not.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
The best example I've seen is saying "everyone think's they're three good months from being a millionaire, not realizing they're three bad months from being homeless"

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Hero we need and all that jazz:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/inmate-confesses-to-beating-two-child-molesters-to-death-in-prison-2020-02-21/


Both the subhuman pieces of poo poo he killed were in for life for molesting kids under 14.

No one deserves the death penalty though.



























Jk. Tons of people do. Keep on keeping on, pedo killing white supremacist.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I love that he told staff he was going to kill child molesters, and they cut his security level anyhow.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Not gonna lie, I’m not bothered in the least by pedophiles and traffickers getting killed in prison.

Dude is doing gods work. Glad he’s in prison, being a murderer and all. Extra glad he killed some pedophiles while he was at it.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I love that he told staff he was going to kill child molesters, and they cut his security level anyhow.

Believe it or not, but guys in prison often lie about things. Also, part of a lot of new prison law suits by groups like the PLO mandates that these inmates go to lower security levels, regardless of statements like that. It's a consequence of trying to make some parts of prison more humane.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


My dad works corrections and his experience is that prison/jail administrators are morons who often ignore advice from people who actually spend time around inmates.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Well purposefully or unintentionally on the prison staff, they did the right thing.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Defenestrategy posted:

I hope I live long enough and this country stays together long enough for me to get a glimpse of what intelligence agencies where doing/thinking during this time period.

The agencies are fairly well insulted from the fuckery at the top level ime

DNIs set strategic priorities, not tactical ones, and we’ve been through so many so fast that no replacement has actually been able to steer that ship in some other direction

I saw Sue Gordon speak last year and it really pisses me off that she got shut out so hard

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

Defenestrategy posted:

I hope I live long enough and this country stays together long enough for me to get a glimpse of what intelligence agencies where doing/thinking during this time period.

I bet it's mostly defeated sighing and wishing your super secure 10th floor SCIF window opened far enough to jump out.

Probably not nearly as bad as the EPA though. I think they are putting up netting.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Desiring that prison be ever more brutal is really bad if one also thinks the cops and justice system railroad innocent people into prison for inordinate amounts of time.

Also bad if you think that a gladiatorial murder-zone is not what prison should be.

I’ll take a just approach to rehabilitation all day over “hehe, sometimes a bad person gets extra-judicially murdered, yay!”

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Laranzu posted:

I bet it's mostly defeated sighing and wishing your super secure 10th floor SCIF window opened far enough to jump out.

Probably not nearly as bad as the EPA though. I think they are putting up netting.

I’d kill for a window to jump out of

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

AreWeDrunkYet posted:


So is the "liberal" category a catch-all for both liberals and leftists? At this point it seems like American liberals are just centrists.

To most Americans, I think the answer is "yes." I doubt most people put more thought into it beyond "Democrats=liberals=left and Republicans=conservative=right." Some people might take the next step of "socialism/communism=further left and fascism/libertarianism=further right" but a lot of people manage to gently caress that up badly.

mlmp08 posted:

Desiring that prison be ever more brutal is really bad if one also thinks the cops and justice system railroad innocent people into prison for inordinate amounts of time.

Also bad if you think that a gladiatorial murder-zone is not what prison should be.

I’ll take a just approach to rehabilitation all day over “hehe, sometimes a bad person gets extra-judicially murdered, yay!”

Let people enjoy the fact that there are two fewer child molesters in the world.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Feb 22, 2020

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