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hallelujah
Jan 26, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
e: FALSE ALARM

hallelujah fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Feb 22, 2020

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

hallelujah posted:

Post edited

What was the virus reveal party like? Was the cake good?

Somebody fucked around with this message at 09:59 on Feb 22, 2020

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

hallelujah posted:

Post edited!

That sucks hard

Somebody fucked around with this message at 09:58 on Feb 22, 2020

hallelujah
Jan 26, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
everything's fine!

hallelujah fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Feb 22, 2020

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
i feel like parties for recovery from contagious diseases are a bad idea

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice
I can't find anything about new coronavirus cases in [city]. Is this genuinely breaking news in the thread? [city]'s not far away, maybe I should shift forward my panic-buying.

Mod Note: Edited just to be safe on original posters request, sorry, see their update you're fine!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Feb 22, 2020

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Ive been in Disneyland for three days and now I have a sore throat. Gonna get on a plane tomorrow.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

uvar posted:

I can't find anything about new coronavirus cases in [city]. Is this genuinely breaking news in the thread? [city]'s not far away, maybe I should shift forward my panic-buying.

Hasn't there been a no fly from China for over 14 days now? I thought AUS wasn't letting them in either?

Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Feb 22, 2020

Real Cool Catfish
Jun 6, 2011

Charlz Guybon posted:

Unlike Singapore and Iran?

Singapore is a labyrinth of air conditioned buildings, vehicles and underground tunnels enabling the population to never have to go outside in the heat.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Ive been in Disneyland for three days and now I have a sore throat. Gonna get on a plane tomorrow.

Too bad you definitely don't have money for American health care after three days of Disney

Shadowhand00
Jan 23, 2006

Golden Bear is ever watching; day by day he prowls, and when he hears the tread of lowly Stanfurd red,from his Lair he fiercely growls.
Toilet Rascal
Gonna be on a plane back from Japan in a few days.

RichardA
Sep 1, 2006
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Dinosaur Gum

MarcusSA posted:

Hasn't there been a no fly from China for over 14 days now? I thought AUS wasn't letting them in either?

There are work arounds like spending 14 days in a country other than China and it has been spreading outside China for a while now.

mitztronic
Jun 17, 2005

mixcloud.com/mitztronic

hallelujah posted:

any suggestions?

yeah, don’t

coronavirus
Jan 27, 2020

by Cyrano4747
I'd like to say for the record I do not appreciate people calling this the 'Kung Flu'. I am not a loving joke.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

coronavirus posted:

I'd like to say for the record I do not appreciate people calling this the 'Kung Flu'. I am not a loving joke.

I appreciate this Corona Chan.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

RichardA posted:

There are work arounds like spending 14 days in a country other than China and it has been spreading outside China for a while now.

I know people who have flown out of the country in the last week.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Switchback posted:

Hey pal, drop on by to BFC and we can help you get a handle on your finances.

$1500 shouldn’t be an insane amount of money for an adult to have.

Lol and this is why America is gonna be so hosed!

They probably meant that in an objective, statistical sense. For a lot of people it doesn't matter how meticulous the budget is, they're just hosed no matter what

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

coronavirus posted:

I'd like to say for the record I do not appreciate people calling this the 'Kung Flu'. I am not a loving joke.

Novelty rereg virus acct

coronavirus
Jan 27, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Burt Sexual posted:

Novelty rereg virus acct

I used to be Ebola but no one gives a poo poo about it anymore.

Gearhead
Feb 13, 2007
The Metroid of Humor

coronavirus posted:

I used to be Ebola but no one gives a poo poo about it anymore.

Don't worry, there'll never be a cure for love.

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

Some friends of mine travelled to Cambodia a couple years ago and the standard advice for if you got sick or injured was "Get to Thailand or Vietnam as fast as possible you do not want to see the inside of a Cambodian hospital".

Wow, sounds like Cambodia has really improved in the last three years. This is the first I've heard of Cambodian hospitals.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Woah, Kung Flu is the best I've seen so far.

Kung Flu it is.

Banana Canada
Sep 2, 2003
I'd tax all foreigners living abroad.



Im Ready for DEATH posted:

whoever's been praying to God to stop climate change, please stop

Username-post incongruity.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

My office is like 95% Chinese expats and now every time someone sneezes we all freeze up and give each other the side eye like it's a scene from The Thing or some poo poo lol

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
It's blowing up in South Korea. Cases doubled yesterday from 210 to 430. Plus this

https://twitter.com/russian_market/status/1231136415829852160

hallelujah
Jan 26, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lol, good news, the patient didn't have coronavirus, my doctor friend is not infected, also embarassed

hallelujah
Jan 26, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
haha no, it was a false alarm

Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Feb 22, 2020

hallelujah
Jan 26, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
hey burt could you please edit out the two who quoted my original post? (one of them was you). i just realised that could get someone in poo poo

hallelujah
Jan 26, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
it was completely legitimate though, i was so excited to have coronagossip that i kind of forgot about protocol

hallelujah
Jan 26, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
thank you! i hope you survive

ps - please probate me for quintuple posting

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Barudak
May 7, 2007

hallelujah posted:

thank you! i hope you survive

ps - please probate me for quintuple posting

I edited out everywhere I saw it and please, hallelujah there is an edit button

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
Daegu is wuhan level hosed.

https://news.v.daum.net/v/20200222104226282

Of 9300 cult members, over 1200 have symptoms.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Charlz Guybon posted:

Daegu is wuhan level hosed.

https://news.v.daum.net/v/20200222104226282

Of 9300 cult members, over 1200 have symptoms.

Red Alert - Corona-Virus Brings Closure To: SHINCHEONJI

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I wonder how many in the cult are now concluding it’s some giant conspiracy to wipe them out

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Someone from my town which is in the North of England just came back from Oz via Singapore and was tagged with a high temp and told to self isolate for two weeks when they got off the plane.

I think I might stock up on Pot Noodles and bog roll.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

stephenthinkpad posted:

Iran actually gets proper snowy winter. Its on a plateau. Thats why its so hard to invade Iran.

Seems like it wasn't too difficult for corona-chan to invade!


Anyway I'm not sure if it'll help to keep the virus away but I'm just gonna blast https://youtu.be/oicmQPsz_Ps as loudly as possible, just in case

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1230993803307253762?s=20

Wuhan woman with no symptoms infects five relatives with coronavirus: study

and it can be spread via aerosol instead of just large droplets

so just think back to all of the airport screening measures over the past month - they are absolutely 100% guaranteed to have missed a significant number of infected, transmitting people

one of the doctors in their 30s who died in China had mild symptoms before his lungs became inflamed suddenly; two days later he died despite all medical intervention. an unusual but still disturbing case

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4HW33SgZlM

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Bronze Fonz posted:

Woah, Kung Flu is the best I've seen so far.

Kung Flu it is.

Sweet and sour sicken

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



lol if you believed the naysayers. death comes for us all!

please stop spreading FUD to the contrary

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

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