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Upmarket Mango posted:i prefer to imagine hillary the moment she realized she was going to lose to trump, the emotions she must've felt, how her face contorted up in rage and anguish im sure, the heart flutters at the thought I imagine she had been fighting off the creeping realization for a while, clinging to any hope in the blue firewall. Then there came a point where the loss was undeniable. Her eyes opened wider and wider as it sank in. She started convulsing like a cat that was about to cough up a hairball, and vomited all over the fancy dinner she was having with her consultants. She was groanin, and moanin, and carrying on, bile still running down the corner of her mouth, throwing forks and wine glasses at anyone who tried to comfort her. Eventually she was rolling around on the ground not even forming words anymore. Once she was tuckered out she crawled, missing a shoe, into a broom closet. And that was the last time anyone saw her for 20 hours.
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Jewel Repetition posted:I imagine she had been fighting off the creeping realization for a while, clinging to any hope in the blue firewall. Then there came a point where the loss was undeniable. Her eyes opened wider and wider as it sank in. She started convulsing like a cat that was about to cough up a hairball, and vomited all over the fancy dinner she was having with her consultants. She was groanin, and moanin, and carrying on, bile still running down the corner of her mouth, throwing forks and wine glasses at anyone who tried to comfort her. Eventually she was rolling around on the ground not even forming words anymore. Once she was tuckered out she crawled, missing a shoe, into a broom closet. And that was the last time anyone saw her for 20 hours. dont stop I'm almost there
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I got blackout drunk and swam naked in the ocean that night.
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i hadn't actually watched the full fight song video until just now and i'm just laughing uncontrollably just watch it when you're getting too horned up over bernie scoring victories just to keep ourselves vigilant against just assuming we won prematurely
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i remember people were saying that if she won both arizona and alaska she could win it. as much as i was so-so on hillary at the time, trump winning was pretty brutal to endure. not exactly 9/11 but i remember one of his campaign promises was to pull all military forces entirely out of asia which kinda scared the poo poo out of me. i forgot how that got resolved, whether someone talked him out of it or if south korea like complimented him so much that he forgot. wonder if he'll threaten to pull out again due to parasite winning best picture. that previous entire paragraph sounds dumb yet makes complete sense in 2020
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Pomp posted:do you think cops hate the DNC enough to do nothing about a communist riot upending the place Russian cops were one of the only groups that didn't turn on the romanovs but i believe the democrats are competent enough to accomplish what the romanovs couldn't
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one thing i love is comedy jokes on our comedy forum
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ok, with 0% reporting, I'm calling it for Bernie. lock thread.
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Lpzie posted:ok, with 0% reporting, I'm calling it for Bernie. lock thread.
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freckle posted:classic parody posts
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nobody will win because they will cancel the caucuses, and then cancel the rest of the primary states and give the nomination to buttigieg
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Strong Sauce posted:i remember people were saying that if she won both arizona and alaska she could win it. Mods?
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Jewel Repetition posted:I imagine she had been fighting off the creeping realization for a while, clinging to any hope in the blue firewall. Then there came a point where the loss was undeniable. Her eyes opened wider and wider as it sank in. She started convulsing like a cat that was about to cough up a hairball, and vomited all over the fancy dinner she was having with her consultants. She was groanin, and moanin, and carrying on, bile still running down the corner of her mouth, throwing forks and wine glasses at anyone who tried to comfort her. Eventually she was rolling around on the ground not even forming words anymore. Once she was tuckered out she crawled, missing a shoe, into a broom closet. And that was the last time anyone saw her for 20 hours. Cormac McCarthy's still got it
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Pomp posted:do you think cops hate the DNC enough to do nothing about a communist riot upending the place Cops aren't gonna pass up on any chance to crack socialist and laborer skulls lol
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Shageletic posted:Hell yeah Somalian food is the poo poo Somalian isn't a word. Somali is the word
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The thing I enjoy most about Somalia is that every time it comes up now I remember the totally normal vacation Pete took to Somaliland where he just so happened to end up meeting with most of the regional leaders
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Owlbear Camus posted:when i'm rapping along to the radio and the word "oligarch" is in the lyrics, i simply do not say that part. it is not my word to reclaim, and context matters. How can you even type it out like that you monster, haven't the rich people who run the world suffered enough
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Epic High Five posted:The thing I enjoy most about Somalia is that every time it comes up now I remember the totally normal vacation Pete took to Somaliland where he just so happened to end up meeting with most of the regional leaders Airbnb's experiences have gotten out of hand
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oh boy nevada caucus day! most of the votes came in days ago and we won't get the results for like a month at minimum so this isn't a day of much significance
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Can we all just agree on what thread we're using today
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Deified Data posted:Can we all just agree on what thread we're using today no
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Deified Data posted:Can we all just agree on what thread we're using today let's have some sort of vote with arcane and confusing rules about it
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well now I'm tempted to write 'rancid honkey' on the window
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CNN and MSNBC making GBS threads on Bernie early and often this am... bring those bernie caucs out today!!!
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Maya Fey posted:let's have some sort of vote with arcane and confusing rules about it *Puts pickled chickens foot in the fifth mason jar and coughs thrice before taking it out again*
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Barbara Boxerishly: the ayes have it
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i really need Bernie to clinch this nomination so i can be an absolute piece of poo poo online
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Maya Fey posted:let's have some sort of vote with arcane and confusing rules about it Only if we all agree that my vote should be worth more than yours Dolphin posted:i really need Bernie to clinch this nomination so i can be an absolute piece of poo poo online For real I do not plan to win graciously. The thought of outing yourself online as a supporter of any other candidate but Bernie after he wins should be thought of as terrifying to these people Deified Data has issued a correction as of 15:24 on Feb 22, 2020 |
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Dolphin posted:i really need Bernie to clinch this nomination so i can be an absolute piece of poo poo online
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Deified Data posted:Can we all just agree on what thread we're using today Look, I don't care what thread you all post in just give me some content to drown out the crazy in my head during gym time.
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