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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

@normalcatpics has been on a tear lately

# ? Feb 22, 2020 16:39

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# ? May 24, 2024 03:39

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

The Dril Turing Test:

http://dril-turing-test.surge.sh/

# ? Feb 22, 2020 19:03

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

p sure that came up before but i got a pretty consistent 90+% so suck it :colbert:

# ? Feb 22, 2020 19:52

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

How about GPT-2 conspiracy theories?

Phanatic has a new favorite as of 21:44 on Feb 22, 2020

# ? Feb 22, 2020 19:53

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

ooo those are good

im either the demonstrably false conspiracy theory that "criminals and rapists have been brought to justice" or the arguably true "the world does not have a sky (but the sky does)"

# ? Feb 22, 2020 20:02

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Stay Safe Omega Man :ohdear:

# ? Feb 22, 2020 20:10

Happy Thread: Jul 10, 2005; by Fluffdaddy; Plaster Town Cop

God evolved by natural selection

Woah....

# ? Feb 22, 2020 21:18

SerialKilldeer: Apr 25, 2014

Tag yourself, I'm "Birds love caffeine"

Dumb Lowtax posted:

God evolved by natural selection

Woah....

The Onion has proposed that one: https://www.theonion.com/biologists-confirm-god-evolved-from-chimpanzee-deity-1819576363

# ? Feb 22, 2020 22:35

Woebin: Feb 6, 2006

There are only two kinds of food and you will never find the third.

# ? Feb 22, 2020 22:37

Happy Thread: Jul 10, 2005; by Fluffdaddy; Plaster Town Cop

Woebin posted:

There are only two kinds of food and you will never find the third.

The same goes for cat names

# ? Feb 22, 2020 22:46

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

SerialKilldeer posted:

Tag yourself, I'm "Birds love caffeine"

# ? Feb 23, 2020 00:17

WITCHCRAFT: Aug 28, 2007; Berries That Burn

Woebin posted:

There are only two kinds of food and you will never find the third.

...and the very next conspiracy...

Lemonade

:thunk:

# ? Feb 24, 2020 05:12

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Dumb Lowtax posted:

God evolved by natural selection

Woah....

Survival of the fittest at predicting floods

# ? Feb 26, 2020 14:14

Supersonic Shine: Oct 13, 2012

Holy poo poo at "Racists love to have sex with black men"

# ? Feb 27, 2020 17:12

Elentor: Dec 14, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Phanatic posted:

How about GPT-2 conspiracy theories?

That last image is scary enough as it is.

# ? Feb 27, 2020 17:28

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Bees can fly!?

# ? Feb 27, 2020 21:36

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

quote:

Don't believe Donald Trump's dog

# ? Feb 27, 2020 21:43

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Grassy Knowles posted:

Bees can fly!?

Not according to all known laws of aviation.

# ? Feb 27, 2020 21:44

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

# ? Feb 27, 2020 23:22

Hempuli: Nov 16, 2011

Scented canfle flavours by a neural network:
https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1233447286882988037

# ? Feb 29, 2020 05:45

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Turnips

# ? Feb 29, 2020 05:55

Hempuli: Nov 16, 2011

I'm aware that these go somewhat out of the topic of the thread, but this still feels like the most appropriate place to post about them -

I've been watching videos about sorting algorithms on YouTube, and they're oddly mesmerizing. The idea in these videos is that they have a set of ordered numbers visually represented in some way, which are then shuffled and processed through various sorting algorithms to both showcase how said algorithms order the numbers but also to create interesting patterns within the visual representation. In many cases this doesn't really accurately represent the algorithms because some might be especially good for ordering a limited, ordered set of numbers, and others might be more well-suited for, say, sorting an arbitrary amount of names alphabetically, but I doubt that's really the point behind these anyway.

Here're a couple examples (warning: some of these have loud noises & potential quickly-blinking lights):
"Scattered swirl" representation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij6V3JpA4P0
"Disparity circles": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2eNWPYgeos
"Disparity dots": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiFZee9AQ3s

There are some specific sorting algorithms that very consistently create cool-looking patterns:

Radix LSD In-Place (base 10 or base 4) (very loud):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsJ_VzS9LvE&t=1120s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij6V3JpA4P0&t=1080s

Gravity sort (sometimes very high-pitched noises):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2eNWPYgeos&t=175s

I dunno, something about them is very neat to me.

Hempuli has a new favorite as of 12:39 on Mar 3, 2020

# ? Mar 3, 2020 12:36

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

# ? Mar 6, 2020 02:13

Friend: Aug 3, 2008

Hempuli posted:

I'm aware that these go somewhat out of the topic of the thread, but this still feels like the most appropriate place to post about them -

I've been watching videos about sorting algorithms on YouTube, and they're oddly mesmerizing. The idea in these videos is that they have a set of ordered numbers visually represented in some way, which are then shuffled and processed through various sorting algorithms to both showcase how said algorithms order the numbers but also to create interesting patterns within the visual representation. In many cases this doesn't really accurately represent the algorithms because some might be especially good for ordering a limited, ordered set of numbers, and others might be more well-suited for, say, sorting an arbitrary amount of names alphabetically, but I doubt that's really the point behind these anyway.

Here're a couple examples (warning: some of these have loud noises & potential quickly-blinking lights):
"Scattered swirl" representation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij6V3JpA4P0
"Disparity circles": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2eNWPYgeos
"Disparity dots": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiFZee9AQ3s

There are some specific sorting algorithms that very consistently create cool-looking patterns:

Radix LSD In-Place (base 10 or base 4) (very loud):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsJ_VzS9LvE&t=1120s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij6V3JpA4P0&t=1080s

Gravity sort (sometimes very high-pitched noises):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2eNWPYgeos&t=175s

I dunno, something about them is very neat to me.

I love this kind of thing. I had combined like 20 excel sheets the other day and I only needed one tab from each, so I found a code that would alphabetize the tabs so I could cut out the others easily. It was a super inefficient sort algorithm but I loved just sitting there watching all the tabs whiz left and right.

https://i.imgur.com/rWFaMvP.gifv

# ? Mar 6, 2020 16:03

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

https://twitter.com/real_human_vc/status/1235724277518725120

# ? Mar 6, 2020 17:34

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

quote:

Long ago there was a notorious thief in city of brass. One day they met a man of brass at city of brass. It said 'God has abandoned you, for I shall cut you into pieces, for as the story says the words of the prophet are forever true.' The notorious thief responded 'A wise story indeed. But you must spare me for as the story says even the worst man may be redeemed.' Then the man of brass disappeared in a burst of flame, screaming 'You have outwitted and defeated me O notorious thief!'

quote:

The Orange Erotic Bible

Book 01 Genesis

Chapter 1

God sat back upon his throne, and God compared the night to a well-filed cabinet.
And he said to his servant, Go to the well-filed cabinet; open it and lift the lid.
And go in and forth he said, with his arm extended over the back of her body; and she walked to the well-filed cabinet and opened it.
And he said to her, Take the fletch of fletch into your mouth and suck upon it; and take it to the bottom of the well-filed cabinet and place it there on the wet surface.
And go back to the well-filed cabinet, and repeat the process.
And when he had completed the process, she was drenched in the face of the waters and almost naked in the hands of her master: and her body trembled from head to foot as she turned to face him.
She stood up and her tender pussy was exposed to him, for him to see and to touch and to kiss and to scratch and to purr against her skin.
And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
And God said, Let us go forth into the deep sleep of the night, and see how many of you there are.
And to our delight, there were so many; for the wild ones had a feast in store for the wild lambs.
And to our great delight, the feast was ready, and the Master's chosen ones had gathered at the foot of the table, and the lambs were ready; and the Master's chosen ones were eating the wild veal, and the Master's chosen ones were drinking the wine, and the Master's chosen ones were rolling in the hay, and the Master's chosen ones were sitting on the seat before the table-licker.
And the Master was having the table-licker of the evening, the one who would be most lustful and most slippery.
And the Master had decided on a course of action, to show his pleasure in this life, and his displeasure in the world to come.
And as the meal went on, and the meal went on, the Master had shown his pleasure in the way the greeting had gone, and he had shown his displeasure in the ways the Master had commanded: with the way the greeting had gone, with the commands he had given, and with the disobey orders that the Master would give the disobeyers.
And the Master had become thirsty.
But the LORD God caused the rain to fall from the sky to mingle with the musky aroma which wafted the room.
On the eighth and last day, the wedding day, the first-day-of-spring's crop happened to be in the area, and as the weather was warm and the sun was high and the moon was full and the clouds were low and the stars were bright,
The farmer woke first, and he called his wife to tell her that he had to go to the bank now and get his things. And when she came out and he told her to come in to her house and he would give her a ride of sorts so she could set up her home. And she put the pieces of paper in the mailbox and walked back inside. The ride was a three-hour one, and she was wearing a simple white cotton sundress and silk boxers. Her breasts were pushed a little too far up in the front, and the nipples pointed up in the sky. The crop was small, and she took it very much like she would a horse. But like the horse she sat down to eat her food, and she liked the taste of her food, especially the omelets that she would put on as a treat, and they were always good.
And the gold of that land is in gold; and upon that land is a storehouse of silver.
And the third river is the Nile: it was made to flow in the land of the Lord, wherein the hand was man; and whoso camest thou of the hand of the Lord, that camest is good.
And the fourth and last was the Euphrates: it was made to flow in the land of the Lord, wherein the woman camest is a prize.
And the water of the garden was of brass, and the earth stirred when the water was poured upon the earth.
And the woman camest with her face to the water's edge.
And the drops of the rain came from heaven upon the earth.
And the drops of the rain were white as snow, as the rain was gathered from heaven upon the earth.
And the one who camest with the Lord camest with his face to the drops of rain; and the Lord was satisfied with the beauty of his property.
And he took his seed, and dwelt in Eve,
And she dwelt in him a year; and they were like cattle; neither strong nor feeble, yet kept together;
And the year was one of sexual dimorphism.
The same sort of thing went for every man; a natural outgrowth of the same sort of thing, even if the people around the world themselves could not understand it.
For Eve, it was the year she found man, and for Adam it was the year he found her.

https://github.com/NaNoGenMo/2019/issues (each "issue" is a submission to the National Novel Generation Month)

# ? Mar 7, 2020 03:20

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Krankenstyle posted:

https://github.com/NaNoGenMo/2019/issues (each "issue" is a submission to the National Novel Generation Month)

quote:

And the year was one of sexual dimorphism.

# ? Mar 7, 2020 03:25

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

i quite like "But the LORD God caused the rain to fall from the sky to mingle with the musky aroma which wafted the room."

# ? Mar 7, 2020 03:44

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

# ? Mar 9, 2020 00:03

Ruffian Price: Sep 17, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExUyyfT-DdM

The inflection in "and no, you cannot see it" is perfect. Love it when neural nets inadvertently pick up on context.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 23:09

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Ruffian Price posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExUyyfT-DdM

The inflection in "and no, you cannot see it" is perfect. Love it when neural nets inadvertently pick up on context.

I believe you meant to link this

# ? Mar 13, 2020 15:44

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

oh sweet they added more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4381kcfJ1gU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuOPCSqunDM

# ? Mar 13, 2020 16:55

SerialKilldeer: Apr 25, 2014

Krankenstyle posted:

https://github.com/NaNoGenMo/2019/issues (each "issue" is a submission to the National Novel Generation Month)

This is amazing:

quote:

And Lamech lived after Lamech died; and begat Werewolves:
And Lamech lived after Lamech died; and begat Demon Hunters:
And Demon Hunters lived after Lamech died; and the Demons walked amongst men as they hunted down those who preyed upon them.
And when the days of Lamech came to an end, the Demons had power over all mankind.
And Enos lived another hundred years; and begat many more sons and daughters:
He bore the mark of the Beast for a thousand years:
And in his youth Enos had been with women as were the Demons.
And Enos was a chewer of meat:
And Enos was a drinker of great wine:
And Enos was a mender of arse juice:
And Enos was a breeder of bitch-oil:
And Enos was a teller of big piss-baths:
And Enos was a drinker of bootleg whisky:
And Enos was a peddler of bush:
And Enos was a pot-bellied shepherd in the bush:
And Enos was a murderer of maidens:
And Enos slept with his own wife.
And when the Demons had used their secret upon him, Enos was their first Vampire.
And they have not been without him ever since.
And Enoch lived after he begat Enoch, and begat female slaves:
And Enoch lived after he begat Enoch, and begat male slaves:
And Enoch lived after he begat Enoch, and begat female slaves:
And Enoch lived after he begat Enoch, and begat male slaves:
And Enoch lived after he begat Enoch, and begat female slaves:
And Enoch lived after he begat Enoch, and begat male slaves:
And Enoch lived after he begat Enoch, and begat female slaves:
And Enoch lived after he begat Enoch, and begat female slaves:
And Enoch's slave wife was Mahalaleel:
And Enoch's slave wife was Enoch:

# ? Mar 13, 2020 23:58

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Robert Heinlein's Old Testament

# ? Mar 14, 2020 00:03

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

drat Enos sounds like a cool dude

# ? Mar 14, 2020 00:12

Groke: Jul 27, 2007; New Adventures In Mom Strength

Krankenstyle posted:

drat Enos sounds like a cool dude

While Enoch just hosed everything in sight.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 00:21

Ruffian Price: Sep 17, 2016

Pimp? I prefer peddler of bush

# ? Mar 14, 2020 00:31

SerialKilldeer: Apr 25, 2014

quote:

And Noah bedded himself down in a wood; And Bilbo went into the garden, and had some board laid there for storing his wet and his musky piss.
He fixed it high up in the air so that the birds and the butterflies could not get to it; And also, Bilbo had to stand in the cool damp air, and the flies and the ants, and the grasshoppers and the weevils that were following him, if he wished to slip the piss out of his tight trousers.

quote:

And there was at least six young men, all male, who had been brought in with Noah.
And he told these young men one word, which they must utter, for he is the Lord of these young men.
�YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE�

# ? Mar 14, 2020 21:59

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

https://twitter.com/tg_bomze/status/1238429146101035008

# ? Mar 16, 2020 18:36

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# ? May 24, 2024 03:39

Hempuli: Nov 16, 2011

https://twitter.com/nickwalton00/status/1239619179721797633

"Someone on Reddit used AI Dungeon to generate Coronavirus advice. It started out pretty good and then got creepy..."

# ? Mar 17, 2020 14:54

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