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CRUSTY MINGE posted:varying amounts of weed since late 2006. My lungs have so much resin in them the virus won't be able to penetrate my protective lung butter. this is pretty much my 'shield of steel' too lol
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I prayed to God to change the political landscape of America to be more liberal and to save us from climate change.  Thanks Buddha!
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Helping coronachan spread across the globe is all a convoluted chaos magick ritual to make papa Nurgle real.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Helping coronachan spread across the globe is all a convoluted chaos magick ritual to make papa Nurgle real. We mess it up and instead make anime real. 
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Barudak posted:If this is for things called "savings accounts" rather than all savings across portfolio than 55% of Americans are getting bad advice Exactly, an important distinction because savings accounts right now are a joke.
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Pick posted:Exactly, an important distinction because savings accounts right now are a joke. .15%! if I put 10k into one instead of paying off my 7.6% interest debt!
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Italy is the next turbo hosed country behind SK and Iran. https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1231351939633471488?s=21
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ranbo das posted:That study says that 91% of Americans could cover an unexpected expense, it's just that answers like "I'd throw it on a credit card for the rewards points and pay it off in full" and "yeah I'd just shift money around in my budget" are interpreted as "I can't afford it" That's not quite what it says. quote:About four out of 10 Americans said they had enough in savings to cover a surprise $500 expense. Another 21 percent said they would rely on a credit card, while 20 percent said they’d cut back on other expenses. Another 11 percent said they’d turn to family or friends for the money. There's nothing about being able to pay the credit card immediately; in fact it says the opposite, that they don't have enough in savings to pay it off right away. Meaning "I can't afford this, but I can incur some debt" "cut back on expenses" doesn't imply that the person has a budget, more like "I can't afford this but I can always stop making principle payments for awhile" 10 of your 90 were "I can't afford this in any sense, a friend or loved one would need to give me money"
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So if/when this becomes a pandemic, what happens next? I'm being serious here. I was too young to remember SARs.
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numberoneposter posted:Akvavit means "water of life" so drink plenty of that and also chase it with pickled herring because every Scando knows that those fish gotta swim. Yeah this. 
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Willo567 posted:So if/when this becomes a pandemic, what happens next? No one really knows There's probably no way that the US goes as far as China "we are at war with the virus" has but the CDC has said they're preparing for things like school and business closures, and probably nonessential travel will get shuttered.
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Willo567 posted:So if/when this becomes a pandemic, what happens next? Nothing. No one gave a poo poo about SARS outside of China.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Nothing. No one gave a poo poo about SARS outside of China. mass graves are probably in the cards for multiple countries. they happened for the spanish flu, too, its just that they had mass graves lying around
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Probably more like mass ash pits, because bodies are going to get torched from this poo poo. Dig a hole, add bodies and gasoline, burn, add more bodies and gasoline, burn, etc, until the pit is full and another one is dug.
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Willo567 posted:So if/when this becomes a pandemic, what happens next? If it happens like Wuhan, only early patients from the first 2-4 weeks could get a ICU bed, from 1 month on to region emergency was declared, it was almost impossible to get admitted in the hospital. So you strategy is, 1) don't loving get infected, stay long enough until emergency is declared; wear your mask and take your vacation if you have to 2) if you are infected, grab a car and drive to a city with better medical facility; 3) your long term goal is avoid infection as late as possible because in general the later mutations of the virus are weaker. stephenthinkpad fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Feb 23, 2020 |
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https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1231370337566236672?s=21 Yup.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Probably more like mass ash pits, because bodies are going to get torched from this poo poo. Dig a hole, add bodies and gasoline, burn, add more bodies and gasoline, burn, etc, until the pit is full and another one is dug. yeah. some part of the overall hubei cremation order is because most significant military nations have spy satellites that can read newspapers over people's shoulders and have for decades, so the CIA would be able to literally count bodies if they wanted to. a little bit of anti-spreading of the disease, but a little bit of that. so liberal democracies will get to have burn pits and mass graves and stuff
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Diva Cupcake posted:Hmmm... hand addressed letter sent to my apartment complex by the CDC. Pretty sure we're hosed. It's been a day, are you still alive? 
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Got bored and stopped following the news on this. We dead yet?
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I'm not dead yet... I feel happy.
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My sore throat is almost completely gone so I guess it wasn't coronavirus. I'm going to attribute my quick recovery to my ridiculous looking star wars merch I bought at Disneyland (shoulder porg + imp officer hat)
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:My sore throat is almost completely gone so I guess it wasn't coronavirus. I'm going to attribute my quick recovery to my ridiculous looking star wars merch I bought at Disneyland (shoulder porg + imp officer hat) I appreciate that you went to a densely populated area while sick. Doing the lords work.
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MarcusSA posted:I appreciate that you went to a densely populated area while sick. The new star wars ride was pretty awesome. Space mountain still my favorite though. Bonus fun for having a slight fever while going on those, especially SM, since I take my glasses off for that one and can barely see anything. excellent experience Edit: also extremely sunburnt, back of my neck looks like I'm dominated by the Outsider DeadFatDuckFat fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Feb 23, 2020 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:The new star wars ride was pretty awesome. Space mountain still my favorite though. Bonus fun for having a slight fever while going on those, especially SM, since I take my glasses off for that one and can barely see anything. excellent experience SM does indeed rule.
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Chrs posted:Got bored and stopped following the news on this. We dead yet?
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bob dobbs is dead posted:yeah. some part of the overall hubei cremation order is because most significant military nations have spy satellites that can read newspapers over people's shoulders and have for decades, so the CIA would be able to literally count bodies if they wanted to. a little bit of anti-spreading of the disease, but a little bit of that. so liberal democracies will get to have burn pits and mass graves and stuff That would be cool, but to do that at LEO distances you'd need a primary mirror that's bigger than what the hubble space telescope carries; there is no such satellite in LEO
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:The new star wars ride was pretty awesome. Space mountain still my favorite though. Bonus fun for having a slight fever while going on those, especially SM, since I take my glasses off for that one and can barely see anything. excellent experience
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a "porg" is a thing that was added to star wars purely to sell merchandise of. a "shoulder porg" is a doll that sits on your shoulder for half an hour after you buy it, and is then thrown in a closet never to be seen again.
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hallelujah posted:i hope you all understand that your inevitable death is as much due to this guy as it is to people eating bats Those tickets are expensive!!! Blame capitalism. Also, I only started feeling sick during the last day. Those porgs are magnetic, so you can just have it hang onto anything metal. Mine is just hanging sideways onto the post of a shelf DeadFatDuckFat fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Feb 23, 2020 |
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Jabor posted:a "porg" is a thing that was added to star wars purely to sell merchandise of.
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QuarkJets posted:That would be cool, but to do that at LEO distances you'd need a primary mirror that's bigger than what the hubble space telescope carries; there is no such satellite in LEO
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QuarkJets posted:That would be cool, but to do that at LEO distances you'd need a primary mirror that's bigger than what the hubble space telescope carries; there is no such satellite in LEO No amount of telescope can get that kind of resolution thru China's polluted air. That's the reason space laser weapon can't do poo poo against China and India either.
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QuarkJets posted:That would be cool, but to do that at LEO distances you'd need a primary mirror that's bigger than what the hubble space telescope carries; there is no such satellite in LEO we have a photo from the dipshit in chief confirming resolution at most 10cm, probably at least 10x better as its a photo of a printout nasa is our second best space telescopy corps. KH11 mirror is indeed a bit bigger than hubble and KH13 is prolly fair bit bigger pollution is a problem, yeah, but they cant count on having it as cover when nobodys at work bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Feb 23, 2020 |
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I'm looking forward to a cruise in May, is there a way I can get coronavirus now so I'll be immune/dead before my trip?
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My whole family has been planning a trip to London in about 1-2 mo from now! Hooray!
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Jabor posted:a "porg" is a thing that was added to star wars purely to sell merchandise of. They had to CGI the puffins on the island because they couldn't legally mess with them otherwise. Win/win, eh? I just got back from Legoland. This is the kids winter break so lots of kids & olds flying around the country- lots of boomer grandparents chaperoning the little ones, since they can afford outrageously priced poo poo like this. Presumably Disney and Universal are like this x10. Mid march will be an exciting time for virus watchers.
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