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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Infect me sempai

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stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

unpacked robinhood posted:

We've gone from "beep boop very logical death boat quarantine in Japan" to lol they retarded in a week.

It was never logical since the start, Japan better off send the ship away and Hen Sen sensei can release all the passengers in Cambodia. At least half of the passengers wouldn't be infected.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Got a message from my friend, a retired doctor in Northern Italy near the current outbreak

quote:

"Hi, we have currently a localized coronavirus outbreak in some Northern Italy areas. The most close is our town where an elderly couple is infected from today. Other affected areas are close to Padua. At the moment we have about 3 deaths, 18 in intensive care units and 160 infected people. This evening first case in Milano (a doctor of hospital infective unit). We have asked for our daughter to return from Milano immediately (travelling by train strongly discouraged). Outbreak could be autochthonous.

We are remaining indoors but there is much panic derived behaviour of Italian people as supermarkets or pharmacies deplete. In Italy it is too late for stocking antiseptics or medical masks, and in threatened areas also for foods. Our destiny will be more defined in 2/3 weeks

We are quite worried. Ciao."

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Necrothatcher posted:

Got a message from my friend, a retired doctor in Northern Italy near the current outbreak

I’m supposed to go to a wedding in Verona in June. Hopefully it’s not canceled (actually I don’t care either way because flights ain’t cheap).

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

stephenthinkpad posted:

That has been 0 reported dead of child under 10.

There's been a couple of reports of preggers ladies getting the fartflu, those babies are ok?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

There's been a couple of reports of preggers ladies getting the fartflu, those babies are ok?

as far as we can tell, yeah

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

There's been a couple of reports of preggers ladies getting the fartflu, those babies are ok?

There was an early story of a pregnanted Wuhan woman who died. I remember the story because the doctor who told the story said one day after her death, China announced free medical treatment for all coronavirus patients.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Air Canada passenger flying from Montreal to Vancouver tested positive for COVID-19
https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/air-canada-passenger-flying-from-montreal-to-vancouver-tested-positive-for-covid-19-1.4824097

quote:

Air Canada staff were informed of the incident in a memo sent to staff on Saturday. The memo states the passenger was travelling from Iran to Vancouver via Montreal.

[...]

"As per their procedures, BC CDC will contact only the crew serving the relevant section of the aircraft and the passengers travelling in the three rows immediately in front and behind the infected passenger. Although there will be no follow-up with our other crew as per the BC CDC, we've elected to advise the entire crew, as well as the pilots of that flight."

loving cleanse the whole airport with fire and bleach, maybe?
My days are now numbered.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

stephenthinkpad posted:

There was an early story of a pregnanted Wuhan woman who died. I remember the story because the doctor who told the story said one day after her death, China announced free medical treatment for all coronavirus patients.

Does China not have fre healthcare?

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Pick posted:

Does China not have fre healthcare?

Free healthcare with Chinese characteristics

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pick posted:

Does China not have fre healthcare?

Ahahahahahhahahah. China's healthcare system is messed up enough my inlaws look at the US's as efficient and progressive

Gearhead
Feb 13, 2007
The Metroid of Humor
China's healthcare system is kind of like their construction projects. You get what you pay for.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Pick posted:

Does China not have fre healthcare?

Subsidized in a Chinese own hukou region, not free. Where are you coming from that you expect China has free health care?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Barudak posted:

Ahahahahahhahahah. China's healthcare system is messed up enough my inlaws look at the US's as efficient and progressive

Can you explain the health care system for those of us that are uninformed?

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
This excellent gif was posted in the cspam Wuhan thread

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3912152&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=249#post502723569

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
That's been on twitter for days. Hard to miss if you search either coronavirus or covid19.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Burt Sexual posted:

Can you explain the health care system for those of us that are uninformed?

I remember reading a journal article in grad school comparing China's healthcare system to the U.S. and the best line was something like "This proves that a wealthy, advanced industrial nation can design a healthcare system worse than the U.S. " But the only substantive things I can remember is limited to nonexistent infrastructure except in the major metropolitan areas and an increasing reliance on health savings accounts. This was like more than ten years ago.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

Can you explain the health care system for those of us that are uninformed?

If you want actual healthcare you need to directly pay for it because your government supplied care is an absolute joke, to the point where people refer to hospitals VIP areas. In smaller towns who have worse doctors you are also basically engaging in a bidding war with the other people attempting to pay for the actual doctor who knows goddamn anything due to poor training and all the good doctors going to big cities, compounded by in some cases needing to engage in a bidding war just to get an appointment since those can be resold so enjoy combining the joy of ticketmaster+your healthcare. Beyond this, the overall quality of hospitals, especially outside of top tier cities, are absolutely rampant with overcrowding and poor disease control*. The absolute worst thing though in my opinion is that actual medicine must compete with TCM bullshit so your doctor can't turn you away without getting perscribed a grab bag of pills (almost certainly containing antibiotics) regardless of what you actually have because otherwise you might go to the TCM guy next time.

None of this touches on the fact that unless you are at a top tier hospital you can also reliably expect the staff to put in 0 effort into your care even if you pay their bribes and if you don't get a second opinion on everything be ready to be misdiagnosed in fascinating and strange new ways.

*Source: Have had a family member treated at the premier hospital in Wuhan a few years back and it was, uh, not great even then

Gearhead
Feb 13, 2007
The Metroid of Humor
The marvel really is, how the gently caress hasn't the modern Chinese healthcare system unleashed a death plague on the entire planet before this?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Gearhead posted:

The marvel really is, how the gently caress hasn't the modern Chinese healthcare system unleashed a death plague on the entire planet before this?

this sars is sars 2, tho

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
They did, but they caught it last time, it was called SARS.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

They did, but they caught it last time, it was called SARS.

this one is called sars 2

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme
I didn't realize the range was 200 meters. Rip open public bathroom doors, or using public rest rooms.

https://twitter.com/NAChristakis/status/1231736022670684161

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
that was the first SARS, that this one is the same there is still mainly speculation

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


stephenthinkpad posted:

Subsidized in a Chinese own hukou region, not free. Where are you coming from that you expect China has free health care?

I mean it's not an unfair assumption for a country claiming to be communist/socialist. It was a pretty big feature of countries like the USSR and Cuba, and from what I've read Vietnam super subsidies things/is working towards universal care.

Illuminti
Dec 3, 2005

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

Necrothatcher posted:

Got a message from my friend, a retired doctor in Northern Italy near the current outbreak

quote:

"Hi, we have currently a localized coronavirus outbreak in some Northern Italy areas. The most close is our town where an elderly couple is infected from today. Other affected areas are close to Padua. At the moment we have about 3 deaths, 18 in intensive care units and 160 infected people. This evening first case in Milano (a doctor of hospital infective unit). We have asked for our daughter to return from Milano immediately (travelling by train strongly discouraged). Outbreak could be autochthonous.

We are remaining indoors but there is much panic derived behaviour of Italian people as supermarkets or pharmacies deplete. In Italy it is too late for stocking antiseptics or medical masks, and in threatened areas also for foods. Our destiny will be more defined in 2/3 weeks

We are quite worried. Ciao."

The bolded word seems ominous....

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

I mean it's not an unfair assumption for a country claiming to be communist/socialist. It was a pretty big feature of countries like the USSR and Cuba, and from what I've read Vietnam super subsidies things/is working towards universal care.

Well subsidized is not free. As for "how subsidized" nobody knows but I can tell you it vary wildly province to province and city to rural. Hukou is too complicate to explain in a couple paragraphs.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Vishass posted:

Wow coronavirus mutated to have no symptoms and then mimics a sudden fatal heart attack to trick new hosts into performing CPR


welp lol

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Myriarch posted:

Bad Good news everyone! As long as you are wearing pants, the coronavirus cannot be spread by farting.

https://www.globaltimes.cn/content/1180514.shtml

Germs can't pass through pants, eh? All those years the phrase "pants on head retarded" was not only ableist, it was objectively wrong. Turns out wearing your pants on your head was the secret of good health all along.

I'm a pants-on-head genius!

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

I mean it's not an unfair assumption for a country claiming to be communist/socialist. It was a pretty big feature of countries like the USSR and Cuba, and from what I've read Vietnam super subsidies things/is working towards universal care.

It is a pretty big feature of communist countries that they claim to or maybe are working towards it, but achieving it tends to be temporary at best.

And anyways modern China is whatever they say they are at the moment. Communist, capitalist with chinese characteristics, whatever is convenient.

Gearhead
Feb 13, 2007
The Metroid of Humor
Point of order: SARS.seemed to actually be contained. Corona-chan seems HELLBENT on loving as many people as possible up.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

death by seat sniffing

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
Lmao we’re hosed already, this poo poo is everywhere. Guess I’ll just plan to stay hydrated , no idea what else I can do. Looking forward to one sick person getting on the New York subway and passing the virus to 10,000 people per hour.

Survival rate for my demographic seems pretty decent

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006

My work has about a 10x:10bux: bet pool going right now for if we'll get shut down due to The Crown's Virus. Closest to the date we are shut down wins the piggy. My bet is on March 30 being the first full no-work day, but we had a dude come back from a conference in Japan last week that apparently got super sick over the weekend so it might be that one of the technicians that has severe tourette's will win since he bet on March 9st. I hope not. I want that 100 bucks. How else will I buy canned corned for the after times?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I said this in the other thread but I’ll say it here too.

If you can change how your 401k/ investment accounts are allocated you’d be a drat fool not to move them to the most secure investing possible as soon as possible.

Ok so nothing happens? You lost out on a few % return over the short term. If the markets do take a huge poo poo your money would be a lot more secure and you could save your self a substantial amount of money.

We were talking about it at work and we all know people that lost literally 100s of thousands nearly overnight in 2008.

Not saying it’s going to be nearly that bad but the market is definitely going to dip and no one is really sure how far it’s going to go.

It literally takes like 3 min ( with Voya at least) to change it and IMO you’d be a fool not to do it for the short term.

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

MarcusSA posted:

I said this in the other thread but I’ll say it here too.

If you can change how your 401k/ investment accounts are allocated you’d be a drat fool not to move them to the most secure investing possible as soon as possible.

Ok so nothing happens? You lost out on a few % return over the short term. If the markets do take a huge poo poo your money would be a lot more secure and you could save your self a substantial amount of money.

We were talking about it at work and we all know people that lost literally 100s of thousands nearly overnight in 2008.

Not saying it’s going to be nearly that bad but the market is definitely going to dip and no one is really sure how far it’s going to go.

It literally takes like 3 min ( with Voya at least) to change it and IMO you’d be a fool not to do it for the short term.

lol

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
the deal about recessions is that they continually stay scary and unemployment stays high for literal years after a stock market bottom, so it takes insane chutzpah or plutocratic wealth to actually buy at the bottom

so the top plutocrats have both and they make a fuckin killing on recessions

but those 2008 upper middle class peeps were double hosed because the sold low and bought high, lol

warren buffet may take the 25% alpha hit to berkshire by moving it all to cash(which he has done), but it gets real hard for people like you to buy material parts of fortune 500 companies at a 80% discount

bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Feb 24, 2020

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019





lol what?
The world's literal factory is shut down, the effects haven't even begun to be felt yet.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

I mean it's not an unfair assumption for a country claiming to be communist/socialist. It was a pretty big feature of countries like the USSR and Cuba, and from what I've read Vietnam super subsidies things/is working towards universal care.

Yeah, I wasn't assuming it would be good at all, and I assumed that there was going to be a better option that you could pay for, but it is absolutely something I expect from countries that are nominally communist.

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Pick posted:

Yeah, I wasn't assuming it would be good at all, and I assumed that there was going to be a better option that you could pay for, but it is absolutely something I expect from countries that are nominally communist.

the prc is entirely composed of capitalist roaders. the jiang zemin faction w/ bo xilai was saying they should do some socialism and now bo xilai gets to hang out in a gulag for funny business with that dead dude

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