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Private Speech posted:wtf that's stupid jargon is usually picked up and propagated without explicit accompanying explanations, hth op  but also it sidesteps the internationalization issue of the words itself and is easier to google
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:it is definitely a failed internal project Better than Borg except for the part where it can't handle >1000 servers in a single cluster without making GBS threads itself Admittedly a rather niche problem though *in Hans Moleman voice* I need the biggest computer cluster you have No that's too big
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use bigger servers. if 1000 u-24tb1.metal isn’t enough, just stop. do something else. you hosed the goat somewhere
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this is my hill and I’m going to die on it, if necessary: 24 PB is enough ram
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i asked the guy who runs our vms if i could have some more cpu and he was like yeah you can have 6 more cpu hes a pretty nice guy
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Sapozhnik posted:Better than Borg except for the part where it can't handle >1000 servers in a single cluster without making GBS threads itself having more than >1000 servers being managed by a single point of failure (even if it internally takes advantage of hot spares/replicas etc) isnt a great strategy in any context break em down into independent groups imo
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Nomnom Cookie posted:this is my hill and I’m going to die on it, if necessary: 24 PB is enough ram lol at this scrub who doesn’t use chrome
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Achmed Jones posted:see also i18n for internationalization, a11y for accessibility, etc. I'0m g3g t0o w3e a1l m0y p3s u3n t2s c8n f2m n1w o0n
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Feb 23, 2020 12:20
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what's this?
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:"i can't write a loving runbook" says the clown, at the circus It wouldn't be used, when I needed to mount volumes to docker in Windows it took them 2 weeks, and 4 days of having my computer to add a firewall rule for SMB. Which of course didn't work because they kept the rule blocking traffic. In the end Docker just released a new version fit Windows that didn't use SMB. These guys are negative productivity
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Feb 23, 2020 12:40
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Achmed Jones posted:see also i18n for internationalization, a11y for accessibility, etc. The irony is that "a11y"'s obtuseness makes it relatively inaccessible compared to "accessibility".
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Feb 23, 2020 13:29
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gonadic io posted:what's this? On. 0 letters between first and last
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i've heard of i18n and l10n (localization) but never heard of a11y. programmers are the goddamn worst at jargon
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introducing my new library, s32s. it's a library to use when you have no library to use
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Volte posted:i've heard of i18n and l10n (localization) but never heard of a11y. programmers are the goddamn worst at jargon the accessibility is pretty bad
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Feb 23, 2020 14:27
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it's less typing and therefore reduces probability of rsi
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Feb 23, 2020 15:59
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ctps: we've abandoned jenkins so i no longer have to write CPS groovy anymore! however there may be ASP.NET MVC in my future, RIP?
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if it’s dotnet core it’s fine
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y4s
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pretty sure it's core. they won't shut the gently caress up about it being serverless.
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Asleep Style posted:I'0m not 'I1m'?
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"the serverless team" has a funny ring to it "what do you work on?" "serverless"
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Those people are insufferable. This guy I know always wants to go to the serverless bar after work but that sounds dumb as gently caress to me.
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i work on nothing. literally nothing. all my actions culminate in a net negative effect on my work, the organisation and the world around me. i am a dev?
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Pile Of Garbage posted:i work on nothing. literally nothing. all my actions culminate in a net negative effect on my work, the organisation and the world around me. better than working on facial r9n for the chinese gov? hth
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half the industry is working on maintaining the stack someone wrote so nobody would have to maintain another thing anymore
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MononcQc posted:half the industry is working on maintaining the stack someone wrote so nobody would have to maintain another thing anymore turns out that devops just meant a team of idiots who traded their operational work for maintaining tools that abstract their previous jobs
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I like that a11y looks like 1337 speak for "ally", and making sure you have good a11y is part of being a good ally for blind / deaf / etc people.
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VikingofRock posted:I like that a11y looks like 1337 speak for "ally", and making sure you have good a11y is part of being a good ally for blind / deaf / etc people. correct
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Pile Of Garbage posted:i work on nothing. literally nothing. all my actions culminate in a net negative effect on my work, the organisation and the world around me. It's a Zen koan. The student approached the master and said, "My work is futile, ephemeral, and makes the world worse. Where is the path?" The master said, "You are now Senior." At that moment the student was enlightened.
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Presto posted:It's a Zen koan. yeah, all these people itt yelling about k8s for their 10 user per month fart apps
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groovy pipelines are bad but having to use the old scripted style ones for ~*reasons*~ is much much worse
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Pile Of Garbage posted:ctps: we've abandoned jenkins so i no longer have to write CPS groovy anymore! however there may be ASP.NET MVC in my future, RIP? Asp.net mvc is extremely good
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Asp.net mvc is extremely good one disclaimer i would add: make sure to kill every magic string you see. nameof() should do most of the work thankfully
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Asp.net mvc is extremely good
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jesus WEP posted:newjob is this, and there's a whole other company that does the entire front end so i don't have to touch the poop i have done some ridiculous poo poo with asp mvc that probably counts as an abuse of the framework. like dynamically adding nested objects to the page that contain a serialised representation of an interface implementing object so you can created nested lists of "anything" and the framework will handle the render and binding for you without you having to touch a single bit of session state. the html it generates is fuckin insane 
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jesus WEP posted:groovy pipelines are bad but having to use the old scripted style ones for ~*reasons*~ is much much worse lol that would fuckin suckkkk Powerful Two-Hander posted:Asp.net mvc is extremely good this is reassuring NihilCredo posted:one disclaimer i would add: make sure to kill every magic string you see. nameof() should do most of the work thankfully i'm probably going to be stepping right into code developed by my senior who loves to do things the quick way instead of the right way so i reckon i'll be seeing a lot of that jesus WEP posted:newjob is this, and there's a whole other company that does the entire front end so i don't have to touch the poop we have zero UI/UX front-end peeps in-house and they can't afford to find one externally so RIP. hoping to just keep it simple but it's gonna suck
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jesus WEP posted:groovy pipelines are bad but having to use the old scripted style ones for ~*reasons*~ is much much worse all of our jenkins poo poo is on the old groovy scripting junk and building jobs is awful but once they're written and we don't need to change them it all works fine but writing that garbage is the absolute worst groovy is an abomination
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How many languages other than groovy have been publicly disowned by their creator
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asp.net (including MVC) is really good in general but as always you want to avoid entity framework like the plague. you'll see it in all sorts of documentation, but you should never actually use it.
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