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Tipps posted:Complex eukaryotes > cells > molecules > atoms > quarks > superstrings > [???] Gonna be hilarious when we bury down deep enough, smaller and smaller, and discover the entire thing is a simulation, and the way we find out is a group of scientist sitting around watching what they think will be an image of the smallest possible particle slowly load, but instead it's just goatse.
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Who What Now posted:The military signs off on dumb poo poo all the time. Like the F-35 Nothing wrong with the F-35.
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Dont Touch ME posted:Nothing wrong with the F-35. Other than the price.
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That's derail-bait if ever I saw it.
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:That's derail-bait if ever I saw it. He wore a hat, and he posted poo poo, and he maintained a rapsheet, so that... no one knew
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Unexpected F-35 Observations
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Feb 20, 2020 01:04
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Bob Lazar is a fraud, that much is obvious to me, but what about the dude that shot two greys with his walther ppk: https://youtu.be/y40jZ4Q3O1g
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Feb 20, 2020 02:59
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I want Dulce base to be real, as well as Denver airport DUMB (Deep Underground Military Base)
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Feb 20, 2020 03:20
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F35 is dumb as poo poo for any myriad of reasons. It's the Air Forces' version of a Bradley. Captain Hygiene posted:Unexpected F-35 Observations Grovers. Grovers everywhere. They're in the trees! Grovers are in the trees!
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Feb 20, 2020 03:32
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Biohazard posted:It can't really be understood other than mathematically, because we can't perceive 4 spacial dimensions. This reminded me of a book I read in like 2nd or 3rd grade: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/841091.The_Boy_Who_Reversed_Himself Kids gain the ability to transcend three dimensions and meet four dimensional aliens. It stuck with me because it sort of introduced concepts like chirality (although backwards ketchup was rendered narcotic, iirc) and the idea of having trouble trying to perceive 4d space.
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What was the alien story of those dudes in like the hills of Kentucky or whatever where they claim to have had a bunch of aliens start popping up everywhere that look like owls so they started shooting but when they shot the aliens the bullets made rattling sounds like hitting metal? It was clearly a bunch of hillbillies hosed up beyond belief on moonshine shooting at owls and instead hitting their own rickety pieces of tin equipment. But man they sold the poo poo out of it. E: found it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly%E2%80%93Hopkinsville_encounter Imagine being not just normal drunk but Kentucky farmer drunk, on a Sunday evening lol. jokes fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Feb 21, 2020 |
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Feb 21, 2020 07:56
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BigBadSteve posted:Nice username/post combo. Literally chose the name so I can get owned every time I do that
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jokes posted:What was the alien story of those dudes in like the hills of Kentucky or whatever where they claim to have had a bunch of aliens start popping up everywhere that look like owls so they started shooting but when they shot the aliens the bullets made rattling sounds like hitting metal? Here is the more fun version: http://www.theironskeptic.com/articles/goblins/goblins.htm
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I want to believe
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jokes posted:What was the alien story of those dudes in like the hills of Kentucky or whatever where they claim to have had a bunch of aliens start popping up everywhere that look like owls so they started shooting but when they shot the aliens the bullets made rattling sounds like hitting metal? Goddammit, I read the Wikipedia article before and they hilarious 80s era 3D artist's impressions of the attack. They got rid of those pictures. e: lol it's still uploaded to the Commons 
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Feb 23, 2020 05:34
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 amazing"And there, outside the window...was a default low-poly poser model!
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Rad-daddio posted:Has anyone talked about loving the aliens yet? Because that is important. not sure about loving but someone has seen their dick for just a second 
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Feb 23, 2020 05:47
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You can see the alien's wiener, just for a second, as a treat.
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Feb 23, 2020 05:51
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Ginette Reno posted:I think life probably does exist elsewhere. How could it not? The universe is incredibly vast, and there are a large number of planets with equivalent conditions to Earth. We don't even know if Earth is the only conditions in which life can thrive anyways. It makes sense to think the universe is loaded with alien germs and jellyfish, sure. But in an admittedly limited sample size of one we do see that over a few hundred million years of advanced life only one species has gotten smart enough to launch satellites and invent internet porn, and it's looking a lot like getting that smart may be an evolutionary dead end. Add up how rare intelligent life is on a planet that's loaded with life plus how far apart everything is both in distance and it's point in time, and it starts to seem pretty reasonable to think that even if billions of smart aliens pop up over the lifespan of the universe there's a good chance none of them are gonna bump into each other.
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Feb 23, 2020 06:00
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Intelligence is good, tool use is good, but the two combined are a disaster. So take your pick: you peak at using a stick to catch termites, or you have flippers.
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Feb 23, 2020 06:08
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I think that we either need to be smarter or dumber but we cannot continue at this level. I hereby propose a mandatory daily ration of 3 oz of tequila be enacted immediately.
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Feb 23, 2020 23:19
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If aliens ever come here we will know it because they will only have one lesson to teach the people of the world "meat is meat"
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hakimashou posted:If aliens ever come here we will know it because they will only have one lesson to teach the people of the world "meat is meat" I hope they don’t find out about my nine inch logn penis
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Feb 24, 2020 02:30
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I don't think anyone has to worry about finding out about that
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Feb 24, 2020 02:40
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Alien farmed captive-bred human hybrids made for infiltrating and guiding human society are also an excellent source of protein wouldn't you know it?
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They are made our of meat?
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You'd think a spacefaring peoples capable of transfering light years of empty abyss would be a little easier on the eyes. When the flying saucer drops the ramp those aliens better look like quartz JO crystals.
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Feb 24, 2020 14:59
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Some of them look like molten glass which is pretty neat imo
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Colonel Cancer posted:When the flying saucer drops the ramp those aliens better look like quartz JO crystals. Don't be ridiculous. How would quartz JO crystals even be ambulatory? ...christ. Now, if you look at the hideous things that actually DO come out of the alien craft, simply gazing upon their corporeal forms will instantly charge YOUR JO crystals to their maximum levels instantly, however. And it is this technology that they have traveled so far to bring to humanity. Just think of it, friends. Finally. Eons of instant JO crystal power at our fingertips, at last. Our disgustingly grotesque benefactors without name from beyond the stars, our ultimate saviors.
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Stex T posted:Goddammit, I read the Wikipedia article before and they hilarious 80s era 3D artist's impressions of the attack. They got rid of those pictures. This Xcom mission is off to a bad start
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Not only are UFOs real but aliens are real and they come to our planet but the intergalactic non-interference accord says they are not allowed to enter Earthspace, so sometimes they send Men in Black which are humanoid robots (frankly dated technology so they don't use them much any more) and also sometimes aliens fly around in the atmosphere like joyriding or going to the zoo, even though it's a breach of the accord but who's gonna stop them the space police? yeah right those guys are useless
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Men in black actually wear very dark blue. This is why eyewitness accounts about them are often conflicting
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:assumption that "....", and that you have a magic fusion reactor to power it all) : I can get started on that part. Just give me a few days.
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i've seen UFOs & Aliens several times and they've communicated to me in SEVERAL different WAYS me and my best friend in grade 4 were interested in the stuff we used to draw pictures and read books about alien$ i can get into this if anyone has any questions weird i feel an alien related vibrations right now and it's spooking me aliens do make me nervous they scare me a little anyway i've met a lot of people who shared with me their experiences feel FREE to ask me any questions
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Dr. Heart Collapse posted:feel FREE to ask me any questions Which brand of paint thinner gets you most hosed up?
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Dr. Heart Collapse posted:feel FREE to ask me any questions I'm in the market for a moderately used crossover SUV, are the Honda and Toyota frames in good shape in recent years or do I stick with Subaru and accept their known engine issues?
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Icochet posted:Which brand of paint thinner gets you most hosed up? i think that would be SHERWIN WILLIAMS rite to tha TEMPLE
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Dr. Heart Collapse posted:i've seen UFOs & Aliens several times Well you've been probated and banned multiple times for posting while tripping your rear end off on MDMA so I can only assume you have the most pure and open channels to them. So fire away with what you know.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I'm in the market for a moderately used crossover SUV, are the Honda and Toyota frames in good shape in recent years or do I stick with Subaru and accept their known engine issues? you're gonna have to check that out with mr. FORD PREFECT
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