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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
there seems to be a lack of online horniness towards Amber, or am I just looking in the wrong places

(please DO NOT post me Amber vore cartoons the Klobachar one was enough)

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

MikeCrotch posted:

there seems to be a lack of online horniness towards Amber, or am I just looking in the wrong places

(please DO NOT post me Amber vore cartoons the Klobachar one was enough)

She's not gonna love you. She only has one love, and that's unions.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




gh0stpinballa posted:

yep same reason trueanon liz gets so much flak, powerful soviet queens attacked by losers. i hate it guys.

who fucks with liz? gently caress em.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

MikeCrotch posted:

there seems to be a lack of online horniness towards Amber, or am I just looking in the wrong places

(please DO NOT post me Amber vore cartoons the Klobachar one was enough)

guess you weren't in the twitch chat during the debate where she wasn't wearing shoes. mods were busy that day.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

plus you die if you touch amber, unless (pro tip) you jump on her head, at which point you can use her shell to take out the chapo boys

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Today's Revolutions episode was real good.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/HapmpL/status/1232037668457984001?s=20

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
yes it is

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
she was a commie even back in the occupy days.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

T-man posted:

plus you die if you touch amber, unless (pro tip) you jump on her head, at which point you can use her shell to take out the chapo boys

excuse me, but you will find that in the absence of lava, Amber's shell either skids along the ground or spins on its heel and shoots into the sky, all with her inside it

in the presence of lava, well, she just sort of gets bonked on the head and falls in :smith:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

MizPiz posted:

We need to come up with something goons can scream at live shows. Kind of like Baba Booey with Howard Stern.

AFRICAAAAAN GUY

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

uber_stoat posted:

guess you weren't in the twitch chat during the debate where she wasn't wearing shoes. mods were busy that day.

:whitewater:

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Victory Position posted:

excuse me, but you will find that in the absence of lava, Amber's shell either skids along the ground or spins on its heel and shoots into the sky, all with her inside it

in the presence of lava, well, she just sort of gets bonked on the head and falls in :smith:
God, this again. You have to jump on her head three times, and you don't get to use her shell as a weapon. She drops the brush from the Worker's Party of Korea logo.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

MikeCrotch posted:

there seems to be a lack of online horniness towards Amber, or am I just looking in the wrong places

(please DO NOT post me Amber vore cartoons the Klobachar one was enough)

It's channeled into a sapiosexual sort of hornieness; it's people getting off on how smart and "authentic" she is.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Simpiosexual more like

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

MizPiz posted:

It's channeled into a sapiosexual sort of hornieness; it's people getting off on how smart and "authentic" she is.
The Gays of the Medusa.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

MizPiz posted:

It's channeled into a sapiosexual sort of hornieness; it's people getting off on how smart and "authentic" she is.

No that's completely wrong. You see, Amber is the kind of person commonly known as a "Tsundere". Allow me to explain,

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Maybe if I play CS:GO, Felix-sempai will notice me :nyoron:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Me: People's obsession with Amber is borderline pathological

Also me:

cool dance moves posted:

Maybe if I play CS:GO, Felix-sempai will notice me :nyoron:

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

the only chapos im horny for is bimbo will and bimbo virgil

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

What about Matt? I say

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Feldegast42 posted:

What about Matt? I say

What about Matt, say we all.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


videogames are bad, and so is yoga, therefore both felix (?) and amber are bad, i am an expert canceller

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

Doc Hawkins posted:

videogames are bad, and so is yoga, therefore both felix (?) and amber are bad, i am an expert canceller

Please tell us more about your all-meat diet, Mr. Peterson.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


have you ever really looked at bread? not the deceptively sturdy crust, but the eyewateringly feminine chaos of the crumb, with its fractal tangle of whorls, crevices, soft glutinous tufts reaching through your eyes to brush the fear from the surface of your beating brain.

to hear more please subscribe to my fansonly.

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
Sounds interesting. I'd subscribe to your Onlyfans.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


text hawkins to oh three oh oh

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
Do I get Snapchat access with that as well, or ...

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Mantis42 posted:

Today's Revolutions episode was real good.

Gapon is one of those wild characters in history.

side_burned
Nov 3, 2004

My mother is a fish.
wrong thread

side_burned has issued a correction as of 05:41 on Feb 25, 2020

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Majorian posted:

She does, she just sucks as an interviewee.


Did you hear that a shitposter who happens to be disabled said she wasn't 100% courteous to him a couple years ago? Hah, she doesn't rock so much now, does she?:smug:

It also def says something that they'll desperately try to silence a woman for not kowtowing to an oligarch's failson

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

T-man posted:

the only chapos im horny for is bimbo will and bimbo virgil

the will to bimbo

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

My (bimbo) story, by Adele Hitler, big tiddy german artist

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


socialist podcast listeners are essentially gradeschoolers, they love videogames, foreign cartoons, tits, trains, and construction equipment. my password-protected livejournal will feature all this content, as well as juicebox and snackpack reviews.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Doc Hawkins posted:

socialist podcast listeners are essentially gradeschoolers, they love videogames, foreign cartoons, tits, trains, and construction equipment. my password-protected livejournal will feature all this content, as well as juicebox and snackpack reviews.

I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Doc Hawkins posted:

socialist podcast listeners are essentially gradeschoolers, they love videogames, foreign cartoons, tits, trains, and construction equipment. my password-protected livejournal will feature all this content, as well as juicebox and snackpack reviews.

you forgot dongs and bullying

side_burned
Nov 3, 2004

My mother is a fish.
I want to thank the guys at Well There's Your Problem for their episode on Groverhaus. That was a great way to spend a sleepless night.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

T-man posted:

you forgot dongs and bullying

what is this analogy without farts

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Doc Hawkins posted:

socialist podcast listeners are essentially gradeschoolers, they love videogames, foreign cartoons, tits, trains, and construction equipment. my password-protected livejournal will feature all this content, as well as juicebox and snackpack reviews.

uh, you forgot to include WW2 in there buddy

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


i appreciate everyone pointing out stuff i missed, you are all invited to cover my blind spots as guests on my first season

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