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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

PicklePants posted:

Look into your heart. You know the answer.

That was posted during Black History Month too.

White genocide can't come soon enough.

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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Skwirl posted:

That can't possibly be real, can it?

It is apparently satire according to a leftist Facebook group where I saw it posted.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

MizPiz posted:

Even if it's been posted already, it should again



The Hillary logo av makes this incredibly cursed.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


PicklePants posted:

Look into your heart. You know the answer.

my heart says parody, but also that i know the people it's parody of

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS



:hmmyes:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Welcome to the revolution comrade.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Well why don’t we just UsE oUr VaSt WeAlTh aNd iNtErNaTiOnAl gOoDwIlL dEvElOpEd iN tHe wAkE of wWiI tO pRoViDe a BeTtEr LiFe FoR aLl CiTiZeNs pRoViNg tHe InHeReNt sUpErIoRiTy oF oUr eCoNoMiC aNd pOlItIcAl sYsTeM HURR HURR HURR

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I too would love to live under fully automated luxury gay space communism. Sign me the absolute gently caress up!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Entitled upper class shithead says what?

https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy/status/1232103581903249409

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

In the replies

https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy/status/1232107491804114945

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

By "know people" does she mean "saw tweets by FC Ambassadors whom I take at face value because it fits my biases?"

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
*Chatting with Frederick Douglass*
"Ok but I know slaves that love it. Seems a bit presumptuous, don't you think?"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

People who aren’t fossil fuel executives are no longer allowed to get angry at the idea of putting them on trial. Very presumptuous.

Maybe they want to be punished for their crimes.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Shmarya/status/1232129396728893441

:thunk:

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/cuddletalk/status/1231764084317507584?s=21

And I, for one, welcome our new cyborg trans overlords.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
The idiot is the writer/Daily Beast

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1232109285456404480?s=19

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1232109633017438214?s=19

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



"adult diaper fetishist" got a good laugh out of me

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/status/1232179387807752192?s=21

Did he just binge a bunch of movies so he can complain about them?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/status/1232179387807752192?s=21

Did he just binge a bunch of movies so he can complain about them?

i don't believe he watched the movies at all

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

NDGT is the world's smartest idiot.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Fister Roboto posted:

NDGT is the world's smartest idiot.

Wow rude I'm right here

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

T-man posted:

Wow rude I'm right here

I know in terms of gender you're trans, but in the smart/idiot situation you're definitely non-binary.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Skwirl posted:

I know in terms of gender you're trans, but in the smart/idiot situation you're definitely non-binary.

u tried

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm cisidiot.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

chitoryu12 posted:

Did he just binge a bunch of movies so he can complain about them?

I was so pissed at that voiceover (it messes with a nice montage scene and was clearly added late into editing), now I have to assume their entire focus group made the same smug observation

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/PBConFOX/status/1232073602234646528

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I'm gonna be honest, getting beat in a professional fight because you wore too heavy a costume to the fight is much, much worse than getting beat because the other guy was better. It makes you the lesson in a children's fable. You are the Hair to the other guy's Tortoise.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Skwirl posted:

I'm gonna be honest, getting beat in a professional fight because you wore too heavy a costume to the fight is much, much worse than getting beat because the other guy was better. It makes you the lesson in a children's fable. You are the Hair to the other guy's Tortoise.

The other guy rode a golden throne on a wheeled platform to the ring.

Fuckin' smart

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Memento posted:

The other guy rode a golden throne on a wheeled platform to the ring.

Fuckin' smart

So he was sitting the entire time, no extra exertion before the fight, very little chance of injury. Someone read their Sun Tzu, that fight was over before it began.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

A 40 pound costume ain’t heavy at all. It’s like walking around with an empty barbell on your shoulders. As a random gym rat of no renown I can do that for like half an hour and then jog a 5k no problem. Dude’s making excuses for himself

Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever
The outfit makes him look like a Power Rangers villain.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





"I was not hurt, please don't put it in the article that I was hurt."

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I like when the fight sport posters jump into another thread to talk about fight sports.

You non fight sport watching people have no idea how much funny idiocy there is. A prominant MMA fighter in his 40s for e.g. just gave an interview declaring that "Number is just an age." He has talked like that since his 20s.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

6’7” professional endurance athlete who weighed in at 231 pounds of solid muscle: “I walked three-hundred feet carrying forty pounds. It wiped me out. I was just done.”

270-pound dad-bod ogre: “I have thrashed you soundly and shall now sing American Pie.”

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

CommonShore posted:

I like when the fight sport posters jump into another thread to talk about fight sports.

You non fight sport watching people have no idea how much funny idiocy there is. A prominant MMA fighter in his 40s for e.g. just gave an interview declaring that "Number is just an age." He has talked like that since his 20s.

Repeated traumatic brain injury is bad for you.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/status/1232179387807752192?s=21

Did he just binge a bunch of movies so he can complain about them?

On the subject of Arrival, if you've only watched it once you should really watch it a second time. Things that didn't seem important the first time round take on a whole new significance and it changes the whole thing.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

the short story is way better

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
Yeah. The short story is fantastic, and the movie amounted to pablum.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.
Brings me no joy to report that the dude from Soul Coughing is a piece of poo poo.

https://twitter.com/Mike_Doughty_/status/1231701971557666823
https://twitter.com/Mike_Doughty_/status/1231737845334921216
https://twitter.com/Mike_Doughty_/status/1232141117455511552





Dude is still crying that Bernie bros are super mean to him, because like, two people called him out when he kept posting "Maybe the racist guy is good actually."

Big "me and all my friends just out of frame" energy here.

https://twitter.com/Mike_Doughty_/status/1232163582156169216

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

papa horny michael posted:

Yeah. The short story is fantastic, and the movie amounted to pablum.

Anything that gets Ted Chiang paid so that he can keep carefully crafting some of the best science fiction ever written is fine with me.

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