Coronavirus 2020 - START MAKING VENTILATORS, NOW!!!!!!

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Wrex Ruckus: Aug 24, 2015

Agronox posted:

kudlow has a great history with these things

watch this if you want to smash your monitor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf9V74paTxI

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1228856989993717760

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:41

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 16:47

Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

Feldegast42 posted:

Interesting gap between male and female deaths, wonder why that is

Men smoke more than women over there?

This has showed up with other coronaviruses and we aren't sure what the causal relationship may be. Smoking and only having one copy of the X chromosome are both hypotheses.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:41

Centrist Committee: Aug 6, 2019

Chuka Umana posted:

Why are people in this thread so excited about people dying? Overpopulation is a neoliberal and white supremacist myth

I don't like that part at all but I will admit I didn't see the possible affect pandemic would have on stonks and so far it is very good

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:43

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Can the virus be shot? Hello, I'm a concerned Texan

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:43

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

The Slack Lagoon posted:

Last night my wife say no to beans

Today she says yes to beans

La donna � mobile
Qual virus al vento
Muta fagiolo
E di pensiero

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:43

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

i bought some bone broth, now what?

do i have to wait a few more days before i hear from prophet jane?

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:43

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Feldegast42 posted:

Interesting gap between male and female deaths, wonder why that is

Men smoke more than women over there?

Men eat more rear end than women

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:44

Nothus: Feb 22, 2001; Buglord

It's loving amazing that they still won't call it a pandemic.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:44

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

what crazy did prester jane bring to the thread this time

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:44

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

gently caress BEANS

(root gang)

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:44

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

vyst posted:

Men eat more rear end than women

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:45

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

i'd rather die than stop eating rear end

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:46

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

twoday posted:

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:46

Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

Centrist Committee posted:

I don't like that part at all but I will admit I didn't see the possible affect pandemic would have on stonks and so far it is very good

Ten more years of coronavirus and we may keep global warming under 2C as well!

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:46

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

loving lol at this.

guess which one the green one is lmao

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:48

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Schnorkles posted:

what crazy did prester jane bring to the thread this time

she only got in 1 post between probations, a bunch of falun gong twitter poo poo about BioWeapons

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:48

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

My big brain conspiracy idea is that the coronavirus is like The Happening and nature is fuckin pissed off that we're all assholes and knows the young are trying to fix the problem at the chagrin of the olds and so nature is just "helping things along"

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:48

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

MorrisBae posted:

When I tried explaining quarantines to my family yesterday, they just said "WE WILL USE UBER EATS THEN" and I tried to explain that all the Uber Eats workers would be quarantined as well and they walked away

Just

if you think the US can pull off a quarantine

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:49

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

she only got in 1 post between probations, a bunch of falun gong twitter poo poo about BioWeapons

probations will only make her stronger

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:49

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Schnorkles posted:

what crazy did prester jane bring to the thread this time

the right stuff

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:50

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

vyst posted:

My big brain conspiracy idea is that the coronavirus is like The Happening and nature is fuckin pissed off that we're all assholes and knows the young are trying to fix the problem at the chagrin of the olds and so nature is just "helping things along"

Some angry kid was venting to their plants and the plants acted upon their concerns.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:52

stephenthinkpad: Jan 2, 2020

SKULL.GIF posted:

Duck guy said a while ago it was because of a combination of capitalist alienation and atheism or something like that

One of the big reasons was the Christian leaders were active participants of anti Japanese resistance before and during WW2. It kind of tied into the Korean cultural revival identity.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:54

Limerick: Oct 23, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

Just if you think the US can pull off a quarantine

Yeah but if all of the grocery staff cashiers are dead then you're still hosed when you try to get food.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:54

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

Germany has started randomly sampling pneumonia cases for Corona. Get ready for finding out that it's loving everywhere.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:55

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Limerick posted:

Yeah but if all of the grocery staff cashiers are dead then you're still hosed when you try to get food.

lol if you use cashiers and not the self checkouts. What are you some kind of social animal?

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:55

my bony fealty: Oct 1, 2008

vyst posted:

lol if you use cashiers and not the self checkouts. What are you some kind of social animal?

cant buy booze at the self checkouts here

# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:58

rump buttman: Feb 14, 2018; I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

what's the hive mind bean du jour

# ? Feb 25, 2020 21:00

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Limerick posted:

Yeah but if all of the grocery staff cashiers are dead then you're still hosed when you try to get food.

Only if they're olds, otherwise they're busy infecting the olds :unsmigghh:

# ? Feb 25, 2020 21:02

Doc Walrus: Jan 2, 2014; Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.; Nap Ghost

The Slack Lagoon posted:

Last night my wife say no to beans

Today she says yes to beans

What beam is best

BONGHITZ posted:

i bought some bone broth, now what?

do i have to wait a few more days before i hear from prophet jane?

https://www.soupsonline.com/p-2371-bean-soup-sampler.aspx

# ? Feb 25, 2020 21:02

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1232338276759019521

this is a hard watch

# ? Feb 25, 2020 21:02

Zisky: May 6, 2003; PM me and I will show you my tits

Red beans are the best kind for chili.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 21:02

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

silentsnack posted:

(1) get some kind of sauce that says "TEXAS" on the bottle. bbq, chile, hot sauce, whatev. doesn't matter what's inside the bottle so long as the label says "TEXAS" in allcaps, so if you wanna get cute you can just print your own label and stick it on whatever.

(2) get on a roof or yard or somewhere with at least a 150-degree view of the sky.

(3) rub liquid TEXAS all over your junk and think about how loving stupid the world is that you've actually read this sentence.

HORSEGAZEBO

# ? Feb 25, 2020 21:03

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Mummy Xzibit posted:

Red beans are the best kind for chili.

I like a mix of red and pinto personally. But red beans are A+

# ? Feb 25, 2020 21:05

Wrex Ruckus: Aug 24, 2015

fortunately I don't need to worry about purchasing N95 masks since I live in a big apartment building where I am guaranteed to catch the virus from poo poo pipes

# ? Feb 25, 2020 21:05

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

silentsnack posted:

(1) get some kind of sauce that says "TEXAS" on the bottle. bbq, chile, hot sauce, whatev. doesn't matter what's inside the bottle so long as the label says "TEXAS" in allcaps, so if you wanna get cute you can just print your own label and stick it on whatever.

(2) get on a roof or yard or somewhere with at least a 150-degree view of the sky.

(3) rub liquid TEXAS all over your junk and think about how loving stupid the world is that you've actually read this sentence.

my coworker brought a texas shaped mug from america, would storing the liquid TEXAS in it increase the potency y/n

# ? Feb 25, 2020 21:05