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Jaguars! posted:A day at the ceramics factory drawing office: One of the new executives is absolutely convinced that Asian squat toilets are going to be "the next big thing". Constantly talks about the one he had installed in his home |
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extremely professional people in a porno world "yes ma'am i think we can "work something out" to pay for this delivery, by which i mean we'll hold onto it for you until you can pay the fee"
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Well, I guess I can look at your "other pipes" that need a "deep cleaning" with my "giant snake" but it'll be a separate fee and we'll have to schedule it for another day because I have other clients this afternoon. |
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Feb 26, 2020 19:18
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google THIS posted:Well, I guess I can look at your "other pipes" that need a "deep cleaning" with my "giant snake" but it'll be a separate fee and we'll have to schedule it for another day because I have other clients this afternoon. mr. president there's been a terrorist attack: somewhere called "ram ranch" is apparently "under siege" by rogue marines president: my god, what are their demands they want to gently caress cowboy butts sir
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I understand your need to improve your grade from a 69% Miss Juggs, but the syllabus clearly states no extra credit can be given this late in the semester. |
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Feb 27, 2020 00:51
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Oh, there must be some mistake. I'm an otolaryngologist, gynecology is one floor up. You want me to examine your throat anyway? Not with this? Ma'm, this is a standard throat scope, I assure you it's quite adequate to the task. |
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Feb 27, 2020 01:02
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this is a story about a man named brady. he married a woman with children and their family became a brady bunch, and everything was nice and normal and regular.
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Feb 27, 2020 01:03
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Jorge Luis Borges gets lost in an IKEA showroom
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magic cactus posted:Jorge Luis Borges gets lost in an IKEA showroom lol |
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Feb 27, 2020 14:39
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Werner Herzog narrating his way through an IKEA showroom |
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Feb 27, 2020 14:42
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magic cactus posted:Jorge Luis Borges gets lost in an IKEA showroom as i wandered the warehouse of ikea in search of the crimson BLARGGRIM, the dresser that contains all furniture.
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Feb 27, 2020 14:43
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[herzog voice] What do these rooms mean, what ghosts of humanity dwell within them. A light is on in the tent under the MYDAL bunkbed but there is no child reading. A TV remote rests on the KNARREVIK end table but there is no television set to be seen. Truly the cold alienation of modern society has been reduced to its base elements and is on display in this place, and there is no shortage as it seems to go on for miles.
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Feb 27, 2020 14:45
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alnilam posted:Werner Herzog narrating his way through an IKEA showroom This was my immediate thought too. |
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Feb 27, 2020 14:56
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mr. spock dressed as duke nukem: "let us rock" |
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Feb 28, 2020 08:13
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A guy actually trapped in a fortune cookie factory, wondering why his messages aren't working. |
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Feb 29, 2020 23:48
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A support group for people who pronounce things weird. "I am happy to announce that our very own rock band, Nucular Option, is holding a fundraiser concert next weekend. We encourage you to bolth invite a friend and purchase their new alblum." |
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alnilam posted:[herzog voice] What do these rooms mean, what ghosts of humanity dwell within them. A light is on in the tent under the MYDAL bunkbed but there is no child reading. A TV remote rests on the KNARREVIK end table but there is no television set to be seen. Truly the cold alienation of modern society has been reduced to its base elements and is on display in this place, and there is no shortage as it seems to go on for miles. prose-y writers/directors lost in a supermall is a p. strong thread imo
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Yinlock posted:prose-y writers/directors lost in a supermall is a p. strong thread imo good luck functioning in a society with private property |
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crystal Ghost posted:good luck functioning in a society with private property i'm not great at it op
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biosterous posted:midlife crisis on infinite earths infinite crisis on middle earth ---------------- |
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Turns out the point of all those cleanses was to prepare your body for a government mandated takeover by an alien parasite.
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magic cactus posted:Turns out the point of all those cleanses was to prepare your body for a government mandated takeover by an alien parasite. Parasite cleans is the ultimate cleans |
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forensic files but covering cartoon incidents
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"based on the massive powder burns on duck's face, including having his beak literally detach itself from his face on numerous occasions, investigators determined that duck was shot by fudd at a point-blank range, owing to confusion over the current hunting season"
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it appears that this entire situation could have been avoided had the rabbit made his intended left turn at albuquerque
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A careful examination of the Acme products purchased by Coyote revealed that almost all of them were dangerously defective. None of these products were provided with appropriate safety warnings, and many of them were shipped without operating instructions. |
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in investigating the collapse of this seemingly profitable entertainment venture, we have made a remarkable discovery! there is in fact a singing, dancing frog with a top hat whose talent is exceeded only by his charisma! we invite you to a performance one week hence in which we will demonstrate incontrovertible proof of this cicrumstance.
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A Ghostbusters reality show in which contestants compete for the prize of a year long payed internship with The Ghostbusters. A visibly drunk Bill Murray screams at the contestants asking them if busting REALLY makes them feel good before revealing that for their next challenge they're going to need to bust former close family members who have become ghosts.
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anti-personnel mime, building invisible walls in combat zones. heavily armed patrol in the jungle halts at just the right moment. the frosty veteran points out a red scarf tripwire stretched across their path. "spread out and move slowly. we need to sweep the area for invisible banana peels before the convoy moves through tomorrow at oh six hundred" |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:A Ghostbusters reality show in which contestants compete for the prize of a year long payed internship with The Ghostbusters. An episode where Annie Potts objectifies contestants and makes them lift heavy things and run up stairs shirtless. |
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Barking Gecko posted:A careful examination of the Acme products purchased by Coyote revealed that almost all of them were dangerously defective. None of these products were provided with appropriate safety warnings, and many of them were shipped without operating instructions. sincereposting: i always thought the episodes that weren't about murder but like outbreaks of e. coli and product safety issues were intensely more interesting. i mean, not that everything else wasn't interesting but if it's forensics, let's spend a lot of time with the forensic techs, ya know? ---------------- |
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detective: *looking over the cordoned-off wile. e hole and shattered "yikes!" sign and sighing* it never gets any easier
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"when investigators searched, they were shocked at bunny's list of prior arrests including kidnapping, extortion, assault, battery, and multiple counts of mishandling explosive ordinance. oddly, there were never convictions -- somehow key witnesses were the subject of freak accidents involving anvils, safes, pianos; in one case even more bizarre, the same steam roller repeatedly ran down a drifter known only as 'yosemite' sam."
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Bugs and Daffy are both veterans of WW2... possible PTSD angle? |
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*walks into operating room* alright everyone you know the drill, the patient was hit directly on the head by a falling piano, had his teeth turned into piano keys then had those keys crumble to dust. this is going to be a standard procedure,
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the four horsemen of the biblical apocalypse look for a new line of work because humanity is just too good at ending itself.
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alnilam posted:Bugs and Daffy are both veterans of WW2... possible PTSD angle? donald duck's presence in the united states is a result of operation paperclip
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