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Just munch on them raw
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Feb 26, 2020 20:35
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Shaocaholica posted:Stay at home watching zombie and virus movies to get in that mindset. Oh god, they're coming! Oh god no, the Millenial Zombies!! They will stop at nothing to satiate there never ending hunger for rear end! Run, RUN! They want to eat rear end, RUN!
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For purposes of calming people down it may be good to mention that coronavirus doesn't like warm and dry weather?
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poverty goat posted:Just munch on them raw the beans broke my teeth so have replaced them in my mouth now
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Mozi posted:the beans broke my teeth so have replaced them in my mouth now Noob. Use dried corn, it matches better. Also, the CDC has a hilarious chart of facial hair, with names, explaining which ones can be worn with respirators. https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/npptl/pdfs/FacialHairWmask11282017-508.pdf It's very silly because it boils down to "no beards, mustaches have to fit completely inside the respirator."
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Nurge posted:This guy here is definitely going to be running across open ground at your sniper slits. Keep an eye out. At this point I'm conscripting every fat kid that can't outrun me for that duty..
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Mithaldu posted:For purposes of calming people down it may be good to mention that coronavirus doesn't like warm and dry weather? We don't really know that yet, it's just a reasonable guess based on other viruses of that type and method of transmission. (Also viruses dislike warm and humid weather the most, not dry.)
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Trainee PornStar posted:At this point I'm conscripting every fat kid that can't outrun me for that duty.. why waste perfectly good meat
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poverty goat posted:why waste perfectly good meat Duel duty.... cannon fodder/meats back on the menu boys!!
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There's no need to rush the compound guys. They assume going in that they're competent, because american life has always treated them as though wealth was a good measure of competence, but in fact the rich can barely wipe their own asses. With the exception possibly of the army survivalist, they are guaranteed to be utterly incapable of rising to the kind of frontier lifestyle that will be required to sustain them once the old-world perishable goods start to run out. Within a year of the collapse that house will be lord of the flies, and the army guy will likely wind up eating everyone.
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Feb 26, 2020 21:17
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Is this number for real? That works out to 17 cent per American.
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gently caress I refreshed too quickly, but I just got an ad on SA for a cruise shipline "Stena Line Roam freely" lmao thank you thread
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There Bias Two posted:lol you are out of your mind. This isn't some sort of purge scenario. It's just a nasty flu, nothing more or less. People started to break into houses with people home and get into shootouts just for Katrina (although a serious crisis, a localized one with people having the knowledge that food and medicine was only a state away) . If this thing actually gets widespread in the USA you can bet there is going to be some serious crazy people shooting each other.
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Is this thing any more lethal or virulent than the average annual flu?
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porfiria posted:Is this thing any more lethal or virulent than the average annual flu? Yeah it is more lethal
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all neckbeards will die. https://twitter.com/klgthomas/status/1232705168937906177
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Pick posted:Yeah it is more lethal Only if you're 55+
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Check out the infection to death rate in SK vs Italy selection_bias.txt
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Diva Cupcake posted:all neckbeards will die. The closest I could find to my beard is the Bandholz. How dare they leave Gandalf off the list.
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Diva Cupcake posted:all neckbeards will die. proof that god exists and is bent on destruction of the infidels
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Diva Cupcake posted:all neckbeards will die. Adolph "Toothbrush" Hitler gets a checkmark from the CDC
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poverty goat posted:proof that god exists and is bent on destruction of the infidels Apparently Hitler had the toothbrush mustache because he used to have a bigger one but had to cut off the sides so it would fit inside a gas mask. Will this pandemic be enough to bring the toothbrush mustache back? no
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Feb 26, 2020 21:54
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Pffft, Michael Jordan tried breathing life back into the toothbrush stache years ago. That poo poo isn't coming back except among white supremacists.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:The closest I could find to my beard is the Bandholz. How dare they leave Gandalf off the list. Bird nests don't count as a style.
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All the preparedness I care to do is pick up a few days worth of water jugs, maybe some calorie free Gatorade to get those electrolytes back in me if I get sick and barfy, and like a Costco pallet of instant ramen. I don't imagine this is going to require any more prep than that, because so much of this is out of our control at this point, and a lot of this prepper stuff is just to trick ourselves into feeling like we have any control of our outcomes.
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stephenthinkpad posted:Is this number for real? That works out to 17 cent per American. Those are the biggest line-items, the total budget request is $137m, or about 42 cents per American. This is of course after gutting the responsible agencies for 3 years running.
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I'm panic cleaning my house because I don't want to be dying in a pile of my own belongings when I inevitably get a visit from Corona-chan
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I live in a village with one road in and out of town and it floods super easy so I already have a massive cupboard full of awful food I hope I never have to eat. Get on my level dickheads. I did stock up on medications and toilet paper though but we are also expecting heavy rainfall this week so it was a bit of a 2fer
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Mozi posted:and 3) doesn't really matter if you're in a vulnerable age group or have pre-existing conditions It actually matters a lot; if the 15% case fatality rate in >80 year-olds is actually 1% because most old people who caught it had mild symptoms and didn't bother seeking treatment, then that'd be a big deal. Rosalind posted:There's been a lot of scary talk of coronavirus this week (some of it in this thread). I'm an epidemiologist so I wrote up a brief no-fearmongering guide to coronavirus for everyone. I will try to keep it updated as new information/news comes out. Let me know if you have any questions or if there's anything I should add! You forgot to mention that it's primarily spread through farts porfiria posted:Is this thing any more lethal or virulent than the average annual flu? Much more lethal, much more virulent, and spreads much more easily than average annual flu, according to the numbers. Also you can sort of assume that it's bad from huge mega-cities in China going into full quarantine mode. But still probably not going to kill you or anyone you know Iron Crowned posted:Only if you're 55+ No; it's more lethal in literally every demographic, but the case fatality rate is still pretty low if you're not old (e.g. 0.2% CFR is low but still 10x higher than 0.02%)
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And we have 7 new cases in Germany as of Tuesday. One guy was infected by another because they had contact at a carnival celebration apparently. Judging by the average number of people crowded at carnival dos we are probably hosed...
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QuarkJets posted:It actually matters a lot; if the 15% case fatality rate in >80 year-olds is actually 1% because most old people who caught it had mild symptoms and didn't bother seeking treatment, then that'd be a big deal. that's a pretty huge assumption but i suppose only now that it's in SK and Italy will we have good data to show one way or another as someone who likes their parents i certainly hope you are correct Mozi fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Feb 26, 2020 |
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Everyone laughed at my toothbrush tache but they won't be laughing anymore, not with all the coughing they'll be doing. Was Boris Johnson there or is it another thing ruined by brexit?
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Mozi posted:that's a pretty huge assumption but i suppose only now that it's in SK and Italy will we have good data to show one way or another it's not a huge assumption, it's actually why epidemiologists advise against trying to calculate fatality rates during the early days of an outbreak: the people who need to seek treatment are usually just the tip of the iceberg but during the outbreak there aren't enough resources to go and accurately figure out how many people caught the infection but didn't need treatment. Basically we we know that the denominators are all underestimated, we just don't know by how much. It could be negligible. It could be a fuckton.
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what if I just seal up all my holes so the virus has nowhere to get in?? I'm thinking of taking some surfboard epoxy and just going to town on my orifices until I'm all sealed up. Basically the human body equivalent of barricading your house. Thoughts?
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I would recommend plumbers glue. You can use it to seal up nasty cuts so I can’t see why it wouldn’t work to seal yourself up like a plastic bag so you can inflate yourself like a balloon and float away from this hell world
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Books On Tape posted:Our plan is kinda one of stages. Lol your wife is going to being to your milspec "friend"
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There Bias Two posted:Bird nests don't count as a style. If my wizard beard knew magic...
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Play posted:what if I just seal up all my holes so the virus has nowhere to get in?? I'm thinking of taking some surfboard epoxy and just going to town on my orifices until I'm all sealed up. Basically the human body equivalent of barricading your house. Thoughts? seems like a good first step, but you will also need to be armed to the teeth to stop the looters that are most certainly going to be marauding through the streets. i suggest replacing your teeth with tiny cannons that you can operate with your tongue
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