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good god china just released pics of their newest & fastest disinfector yet 
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Feb 26, 2020 21:53
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So stoked for Trump's speech today addressing the issue of falling stonks. I bet his good friend Tim Apple is gonna be there. Tremendous guy. They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. It's true, folks. Or at least that's what people have been saying.
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Feb 26, 2020 21:56
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SchrodingersCat posted:I mean, your body can convert alcohol into ketones for energy. You will just die rapidly.
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GABA ghoul posted:So stoked for Trump's speech today addressing the issue of falling stonks. I bet his good friend Tim Apple is gonna be there. Tremendous guy. They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. It's true, folks. Or at least that's what people have been saying. its gonna be him bitching about the dems and the media lying and probably 2016 and other poo poo. that will cause the stocks to tumbles and the panic to increase.
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Feb 26, 2020 22:06
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Dolphin posted:lol sure, if you're an external combustion engine 
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Feb 26, 2020 22:07
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Dapper_Swindler posted:its gonna be him bitching about the dems and the media lying and probably 2016 and other poo poo. that will cause the stocks to tumbles and the panic to increase. just a bunch of statements or does the press get a Q&A
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Feb 26, 2020 22:12
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https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1232776702209777665 everyone knows that windows is more prone to viruses 
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Feb 26, 2020 22:20
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https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1232776923375337475 yikesss 128 new cases in a day. not good.
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pancake rabbit posted:https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1232776702209777665 Bill Microsoft not pulling his weight. He’s going on Trump’s shitlist
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Feb 26, 2020 22:23
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is there a particular type of beans to get? I figured as a Texan I'd go with these: but I didn't want to commit a faux pas.
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Feb 26, 2020 22:24
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mastershakeman posted:It's snowing edit: hey, wait a second, send some of that snow up here 
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Feb 26, 2020 22:24
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https://twitter.com/Corriere/status/1232776541840592903 governor of lombardy in self quarantine after exposure
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Feb 26, 2020 22:24
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Dustcat posted:i'm gonna flavor my beans with homemade ketones  
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Feb 26, 2020 22:25
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Shifty Pony posted:is there a particular type of beans to get? I figured as a Texan I'd go with these: get borracho beans so you can make those sweet ketones in your body
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Feb 26, 2020 22:25
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:https://twitter.com/Corriere/status/1232776541840592903 he's also the guy who said that migrants in italy are a threat to the white race
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Feb 26, 2020 22:25
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look guys, i'll be honest, im an immune super amazing spreader, and i will go into quarantine for the low, low price of two million dollars
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Feb 26, 2020 22:26
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Doorknob Slobber posted:look guys, i'll be honest, im an immune super amazing spreader, and i will go into quarantine for the low, low price of two million dollars goon project to get you a mar-a-lago membership
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Feb 26, 2020 22:27
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Doorknob Slobber posted:look guys, i'll be honest, im an immune super amazing spreader, and i will go into quarantine for the low, low price of two million dollars How much to make out with me for 5 minutes?
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Feb 26, 2020 22:27
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At this rate, EU daily new cases will surpass China next week.
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Feb 26, 2020 22:28
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:https://twitter.com/Corriere/status/1232776541840592903 For a split second I thought that was Bolsonaro.
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Feb 26, 2020 22:28
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pancake rabbit posted:https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1232776702209777665 every big corporation on the planet is going to invoke the outbreak for failing to meet targets regardless of whether there's any truth to it my giant corporation, in the actual tourism industry, is gearin up to do so right now
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Feb 26, 2020 22:29
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yeah i'm not hanging around you sickos without a mask
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Feb 26, 2020 22:29
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WoodrowSkillson posted:I agree, I routinely get yelled at on these forums for saying the military can never be trusted and are itching for the opportunity to murder americans because they are all chuds and got into it to murder. on the one hand, kent state boomer kids were unarmed. on the other, kent state boomer kids acted surprised to discover the US is a totalitarian hellstate run by terrorists.
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Feb 26, 2020 22:29
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All of you are suckers that bought beans instead of monkey chow. https://www.amazon.com/ZuPreem-Primate-Diet-Dry-20/dp/B0002ARMVS
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Feb 26, 2020 22:30
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Alright bought 20 lbs of jelly beans, I'm set right?
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Feb 26, 2020 22:34
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stephenthinkpad posted:At this rate, EU daily new cases will surpass China next week.
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Blockade posted:Alright bought 20 lbs of jelly beans, I'm set right? how much do you weight?
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Doorknob Slobber posted:look guys, i'll be honest, im an immune super amazing spreader, and i will go into quarantine for the low, low price of two million dollars 
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Feb 26, 2020 22:36
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Shifty Pony posted:is there a particular type of beans to get? I figured as a Texan I'd go with these:
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Feb 26, 2020 22:36
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Are the band HEALTH goons? 
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lol everything is just stupid as hell https://twitter.com/FOX29philly/status/1232781934234886146
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Feb 26, 2020 22:39
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Dolphin posted:you don't stock up on cans lmao, you buy a sack of dry beans. black or pinto but the can doubles as a handy reheating container. drag some flaming post apocalyptic debris into a pile, put can on top, enjoy beans.
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Feb 26, 2020 22:40
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I want my dad to live long enough to see President Bernie take office (because my dad is a socialist and I love him dearly), so, gently caress off virus bitch
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Feb 26, 2020 22:41
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Everyone calm down tehre are still plenty of opportunities to eat rear end to your heart's content
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WoodrowSkillson posted:I agree, I routinely get yelled at on these forums for saying the military can never be trusted and are itching for the opportunity to murder americans because they are all chuds and got into it to murder. We had some hero snipers during Katrina
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Limerick posted:I want my dad to live long enough to see President Bernie take office (because my dad is a socialist and I love him dearly), so, gently caress off virus bitch Your father is protected
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Limerick posted:I want my dad to live long enough to see President Bernie take office (because my dad is a socialist and I love him dearly), so, gently caress off virus bitch good news https://twitter.com/KyleWOrton/status/1232782475153362944?s=20
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Shifty Pony posted:but the can doubles as a handy reheating container. drag some flaming post apocalyptic debris into a pile, put can on top, enjoy beans. if you need the can just carry an empty can. or better yet a messkit
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