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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Pohl posted:

so why is he half an hour late then, hmmmm :hmmyes:

he always does that, it's like when bands come out really late to get the audience on edge

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silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
I thought Trump was in India. Did he really only visit for like 12 hours?

Qu Appelle
Nov 3, 2005

"If a COVID-19 pandemic occurs, public health officials may have additional instructions, such as avoiding close contact with others as much as possible, and staying home if someone in your household is sick." - Official insights from Public Health: Seattle & King County staff

I have to go to Costco to scope out foodstuffs for a volunteer event I'm helping run (assuming it's not cancelled, of course).

When would be the best time to go to avoid those panic buying 30 lb bags of walnuts for their bunkers?

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

This is so spectacularly the wrong move for the markets. They want steady.

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

silicone thrills posted:

Everything is a deep state false flag. EVERYTHING.

Oh is 25# of lima beans for 35$ a good deal?

$1.40/pound is a little cheaper than HEB generic brand prices, go for it

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
trumo gonna complain about the courts shutting down his travel ban in 2017

no policy change just grumpy

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/blakersdozen/status/1232809997785911297?s=20

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

Qu Appelle posted:

I have to go to Costco to scope out foodstuffs for a volunteer event I'm helping run (assuming it's not cancelled, of course).

When would be the best time to go to avoid those panic buying 30 lb bags of walnuts for their bunkers?

Sooner rather than later

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
uh oh a bunch of white people have entered a room, not gonna lie this ain't gonna end well

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
lol @ the size of the room they're using

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Lote posted:

:lol: vaccines aren’t 100% especially as people age or have compromised immune systems. The result of this is it’s a bad flu for under 50 and the 65+ Demographics just get decimated every year.

lmao the demographic apocalypse turns out to be an actual apocalypse

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
What this pandemic is really making me wonder is: how good is bat meat anyway? Like they're small and bony, you'd think there's barely any meat on them at all. Is bat meat so delicious it's worth unleashing a deadly pandemic every few years? I want to try it now.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Doc Walrus posted:

This is such weird timing for a press conference isn't it?

he was just in india and was probably asleep till an hour ago, he's going to be jetlagged and extra incoherent today

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Falun Gone

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Delthalaz posted:

What this pandemic is really making me wonder is: how good is bat meat anyway? Like they're small and bony, you'd think there's barely any meat on them at all. Is bat meat so delicious it's worth unleashing a deadly pandemic every few years? I want to try it now.

Now that China finally outlawed it, where do you go to get it?

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer
Quick find the smallest room invite the whole country to pile in the smallest room. You are about to tell people not to do this!

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

twoday posted:

he was just in india and was probably asleep till an hour ago, he's going to be jetlagged and extra incoherent today

feeling a bit under the weather. picked up a small cough from modi. probably nothing

FORUMS USER 1135
Jan 14, 2004

chugging beans to fight the corona virus

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
he's gonna come out in a full hazmat suit

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

doctors dont know poo poo!!

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

FORUMS USER 1135 posted:

chugging beans to fight the corona virus

calling hops chugging beans from now on

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
mini-stroke out count so far: 1

the original fifbean

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
the original 15 as i call them

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





the only things it deffo brings are falun gong, and the art of dance

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
I thought 7 people were dead in milwaukee.

And I thought we had like another 50 people in the US from the diamond princess.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1232812699538595841

Computer Serf
May 14, 2005
Buglord

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Can I get a ruling on stockpiling quinoa

quinoa is the supreme bean really

Pump Jockey
Mar 15, 2019

i believe in love
Jesus Christ can’t the CDC reps just talk instead? are they speaking afterward?

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer
One is currently at a disco playing Frisbee with a number of horses. We had to swing by and pick up pence. But they are doing great. The patients not the horses.

drat can I have more ketamine?

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

silicone thrills posted:

I thought 7 people were dead in milwaukee.

And I thought we had like another 50 people in the US from the diamond princess.

trump numbers bad

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Pump Jockey posted:

Jesus Christ can’t the CDC reps just talk instead? are they speaking afterward?

Glorious Leader needs his airtime

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

One is uh....~pretty sick~...but we're hoping he recovers...

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer
Why does he think the number is only 15 does he not know the number is 60 now?

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost
he sounds like an eighth grader lol

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

trump saying it's just the flu bro

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


we could be at one or two people, or we could be at 500, who knows who cares

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

The original 15 sounds like a cool Tarantino group

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




johns hopkins, i guess, is a highly respected great place

Pump Jockey
Mar 15, 2019

i believe in love
Johns Hopkins is pretty respected, I guess

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

He always sounds like a grade schooler giving a book report that he did zero preparation for.

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