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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Gyshall posted:

I'd rather make my own suit.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Okay Big Daddy, turn to your right.

I said TURN, PIMP!

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Okay Big Daddy, turn to your right.

I said TURN, PIMP!

Well, this is all very sophisticated...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

LifeGetsWorser posted:

Well, this is all very sophisticated...

Bear with you! This is a parking lot PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET THEIR CARS!!!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

TMMadman posted:

Bear with you! This is a parking lot PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET THEIR CARS!!!

In an ideal world, yes...

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

TMMadman posted:

Bear with you! This is a parking lot PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET THEIR CARS!!!
But TMMadman... if you're here, who's watching the Saab factory?

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

WSAENOTSOCK posted:

But TMMadman... if you're here, who's watching the Saab factory?

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
So...you were wearing the very pants that you were returning??

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

TMMadman posted:

Bear with you! This is a parking lot PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET THEIR CARS!!!

What can I tell you buddy, take it up with Consumer Affairs :smug:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Vietnamwees posted:

So...you were wearing the very pants that you were returning??

Vietnamwees are you listening? I never even got there!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ginette Reno posted:

Vietnamwees are you listening? I never even got there!

I'm on first and first... how can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe! :ohdear:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

I'm on first and first... how can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe! :ohdear:

Hey you look a little lost. You from around here?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Isosceles potee

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Isosceles potee

Alright, I'll tell you the truth. I'm not gay. My name's Buck Naked, I'm a porno actor.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

TMMadman posted:

Alright, I'll tell you the truth. I'm not gay. My name's Buck Naked, I'm a porno actor.
Well, I got just the thing to cheer you up. A computer! Huh? We can check porn and stock quotes.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Did I mention porn?

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

MightyJoe36 posted:

Did I mention porn?

Pauses in thought
Even so, no.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe
I've been thinking. I've gotten as far as I can go with LifeGetsWorser.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

LifeGetsWorser posted:

I've been thinking. I've gotten as far as I can go with LifeGetsWorser.

Is this the suicide post or the nickname post?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ginette Reno posted:

Is this the suicide post or the nickname post?

I never had an air conditioner.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

LifeGetsWorser posted:

I've been thinking. I've gotten as far as I can go with LifeGetsWorser.

I told you this thread would eat you alive.

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



TMMadman posted:

I told you this thread would eat you alive.

We mustn't disturb the delicate genius!

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

I told you this thread would eat you alive.

Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but ... I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat ... It's all been wrong.

LifeGetsWorser fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Mar 5, 2020

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Pulchritudinous posted:

We mustn't disturb the delicate genius!

I didn't mention it earlier but actually I prefer to be called Maestro.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

potee posted:

I didn't mention it earlier but actually I prefer to be called Maestro.

I'm The Exterminator!!!

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

Gyshall posted:

I'm The Exterminator!!!

But I'm the babysitter!!!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

LifeGetsWorser posted:

But I'm the babysitter!!!

They're bringing me back - I'm the Wiz again!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




JethroMcB posted:

They're bringing me back - I'm the Wiz again!

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



potee posted:

I didn't mention it earlier but actually I prefer to be called Maestro.

I was thinking..."T-Bone."

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

I didn't mention it earlier but actually I prefer to be called Maestro.

Oh what a sweet gesture. An autographed quote from my favorite poster.

Gyshall posted:

I'm The Exterminator!!!

JethroMcB posted:

They're bringing me back - I'm the Wiz again!

With those two other guys.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Pulchritudinous posted:

I was thinking..."T-Bone."
Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko!

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Oh what a sweet gesture. An autographed quote from my favorite poster.



With those two other guys.

Well, I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

Oh what a sweet gesture. An autographed quote from my favorite poster.



With those two other guys.

To a wonderful girl, a great pal... and more.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

To a wonderful girl, a great pal... and more.

YOU THINK I'M YOUR PAL!?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Vietnamwees posted:

YOU THINK I'M YOUR PAL!?

She thinks it's some guy named "Rafe."

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

JethroMcB posted:

She thinks it's some guy named "Rafe."
Are you sick, Rafe? You sound kinda funny.

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



Rageaholic posted:

Are you sick, Rafe? You sound kinda funny.

yeahigottagettoadoctorbye

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

To a wonderful girl, a great pal... and more.

Nothing's finer than eating in your diner!

i'm with the waitress, i like it and elaine was just causing trouble by demeaning the autograph

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
WELL, THEY'RE IN JERRY! THE MACKINAW PEACHES ARE IN!

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MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

JethroMcB posted:

They're bringing me back - I'm the Wiz again!

Nobody beats me!

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