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Shardy
Jun 21, 2000
I'm a sticky snake!
"But I've been told my passion for living... borders on extreme."

*plays saxophone*

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Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO
What was the impetus for creating this video? Where and when was it intended to be shown, and to whom?

rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


It's part of an EPK--electronic press kit. The thing you send to promoters to try to get them to give you a gig.

So basically every underpaid casino booking agent in the US.

edit: not "bookie" though probably them too.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



But like... how is that video going to get anyone to give you a gig?

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
who doesn't enjoy gawking at a circus geek

rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


sigher posted:

But like... how is that video going to get anyone to give you a gig?

Considering some of the venues on his current tour... not many people take that sort of bait, no. A couple of them barely qualify as "clubs."

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

Thermos H Christ posted:

What was the impetus for creating this video? Where and when was it intended to be shown, and to whom?

The man's gotta put something in his own spank bank.

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

GreatGreen posted:

The man's gotta put something in his own spank bank.
You're a goddamn monster! I hope you're happy with yourself! :mad:

field balm
Feb 5, 2012

Philthy posted:

"watch this. heh. I love that."

Lolling irl on a busy commuter train at this video. Goddamn how do you have sooooo little self awareness

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

I sadly don't remember where the depositions are from when he sued the rest of the band but if their side is true, dude is crazy.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
the guy they replaced him with looks like full-sized peter dinklage

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

The Muppets On PCP posted:

the guy they replaced him with looks like full-sized peter dinklage
Always good to know when to use this gif!

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

Preggo My Eggo! posted:

I love wine.

And I have my own brand.

It's called



INSANIA. INSANIA. INSANIA.INSANIA.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

sigher posted:

But like... how is that video going to get anyone to give you a gig?

A big part of my business is live gigs, so far this year we've designed media for / promoted and booked maybe 120 gigs.
Those kind of videos are useful to help judge how and who to pitch a gig to, so basically if you are a booker you'd look at that and take things away like the number of records sold, countries played in and to be honest the rest of it my mind glazed over.
That video in particular is an eye roller though, it's just pure rock star ego nonsense which is OK when you're dealing with retro rock stuff, you kind of want these people to be a bit like that, it's what fuels their performances and makes them what they are.
That video was 10% useful and 90% self indulgent bullshit, which helps dictate their genre as 'old rock crap' :laugh:

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010

sigher posted:

But like... how is that video going to get anyone to give you a gig?

I'm the kind of idiot who would book him out of a sense of morbid curiosity. On reflection I now, fourteen years later, realise why I wasn't a very popular entertainment officer for the student union at university.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

peter gabriel posted:

A big part of my business is live gigs, so far this year we've designed media for / promoted and booked maybe 120 gigs.
Those kind of videos are useful to help judge how and who to pitch a gig to, so basically if you are a booker you'd look at that and take things away like the number of records sold, countries played in and to be honest the rest of it my mind glazed over.
That video in particular is an eye roller though, it's just pure rock star ego nonsense which is OK when you're dealing with retro rock stuff, you kind of want these people to be a bit like that, it's what fuels their performances and makes them what they are.
That video was 10% useful and 90% self indulgent bullshit, which helps dictate their genre as 'old rock crap' :laugh:

Good point.

Need to make sure he's got enough zazz for all those moody sax solos. Also it helps to know he can jump at least 3 inches into the air (heh... love that).

stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

sigher posted:

But like... how is that video going to get anyone to give you a gig?

Because for every douche like this, there's a bunch of lovely venue owners who want to be that guy and thinks this is badass. Not many, but enough.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/bigmusicfan69/status/1232753644589780994?s=19

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Ha. The real deal.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
I jammed with a couple of guys in a Joy Division cover band a few times for a project that didn't work out and the bassist earnestly told me, "Some nights, we totally channel the original band"

I just looked at him, but 1. No, no you don't, 2. Even if you think you do, have shame enough not to say it out loud, and 3. Most of the original band isn't even dead yet

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Cover bands are the Civil War reenactors of music.

edit: ok this is sort of stupid but maybe not? During the height of the Gibson Robotuner craze they released versions of their guitars that had a piezo pickup in the bridge and you could twist the pickup toggle switch's nipple to blend with the piezo signal with the normal pickup signal. I thought that was a fun idea. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://reverb.com/item/2483858-gibson-es-les-paul-blend-2016-sunburst-piezo

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Feb 27, 2020

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
maybe it's a function of having gone to college and later worked at one when i did but there are way too many sublime tribute bands and by that i mean more than zero

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



The original Sublime was one too many

former glory
Jul 11, 2011

You guys are killing me, lol.

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO

Thermos H Christ posted:

Ahh, now this is that classic stupid music thread content

Like what the gently caress. They relic'd it by... spraying some white paint on the edge of the headstock? Or did they just sand the tinted finish off there and it's white wood underneath?

Either way, they're asking $80 for an SX tele neck that costs $50 new (or $120 if you want the whole drat tele), because they hosed it up ever so slightly in ultra low-effort fashion.

I only just now put together what happened here. This person tried to sand their SX headstock into the shape of a Fender one, gave up, and then tried to sell it at a markup as a "relic." Now that's stupid music poo poo.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Snowy posted:

The original Sublime was one too many

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

former glory posted:

You guys are killing me, lol.

Not as much as the singer of Sublime killed himself.

Cru Jones
Mar 28, 2007

Cowering behind a shield of hope and Obamanium
I like Sublime :(

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Cover bands are the Civil War reenactors of music.

If civil war reenactors were the only soldiers that got paid.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Cru Jones posted:

I like Sublime :(

Nobody’s perfect

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

i bet the guitar bradley nowell saved up for with his paper route money when he was 12 is now hanging above a urinal at the hard rock in poughkeepsie.

donut
Feb 4, 2001

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Cover bands are the Civil War reenactors of music.

edit: ok this is sort of stupid but maybe not? During the height of the Gibson Robotuner craze they released versions of their guitars that had a piezo pickup in the bridge and you could twist the pickup toggle switch's nipple to blend with the piezo signal with the normal pickup signal. I thought that was a fun idea. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://reverb.com/item/2483858-gibson-es-les-paul-blend-2016-sunburst-piezo
The hybrid toggle-pot must feel wild to use. Unless there's an itsy-bitsy U-joint in the shaft, you're swinging a (relatively) massive counterweight of a pot on the other end of the toggle whenever you switch pickups.

Loco
Dec 6, 2006

Why is.. Those things?

donut posted:

The hybrid toggle-pot must feel wild to use. Unless there's an itsy-bitsy U-joint in the shaft, you're swinging a (relatively) massive counterweight of a pot on the other end of the toggle whenever you switch pickups.

What'd you just loving say about my shaft?!

rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

i bet the guitar bradley nowell saved up for with his paper route money when he was 12 is now hanging above a urinal at the hard rock in poughkeepsie.

This actually made me curious and his acoustic ended up in the Las Vegas flagship location

...that they just tore down because nothing can stay in Vegas for more than a couple decades.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Cru Jones posted:

I like Sublime :(

Sublime is fun.

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
Sublime is music for people who don't want to think about what they want to listen to next.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
I thought that was the Grateful Dead.

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress Your Website posted:

I thought that was the Grateful Dead.
No that's just buttrock in general.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Now that I think about it, radio in general is for people who don’t want to think about what they want to listen to.

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

gently caress Your Website posted:

Now that I think about it, radio in general is for people who don’t want to think about what they want to listen to.

Nowadays for me it's either Spotify daily mix number one or two that the algorithm made for me. One is death metal and two is trash metal (and iron maiden somehow).

It took forever but I think I finally trained the ai to get what I like

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