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poo poo! And here I was composing a post about fleeing to Quebec and hiding out in some small french village until this whole thing blows over. Coronavirus will just get confused by all the mangled French and leave, right?
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51667483quote:Meanwhile, the Cabinet Office has been in communication with local authorities about their "mass death preparedness", BBC Newsnight understands. jfc Also I'm meant to be going on my final placement as a respiratory physiotherapist at the end of March, this has better not delay my graduation.
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Oh obviously when they said "mass death preparedness" they didn't mean that there will be a mass of deaths, just a lot of preparedness!
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It's just a flu guys it's all gonna blow over lol
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They're still trying to determine whereabouts and contacts from the Montreal suspected case. The person did not use public transports nor go to work. Now they're saying the person flew in from Doha, Qatar? e: They're saying we might not know for sure if they definitely have the virus until Sunday. I believe they're waiting on more test results. The press conference out of the blue at 8pm is totally reassuring. Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Feb 28, 2020 |
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at 3k recovery per day 80k infection will be done within a month. prolly why tokyo closed schools for that long. idk if that stat map websites chart is believable but thats what it says
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evilmiera posted:Pretty impressive how the proper test for an unprepared administration was a pandemic rather than absolutely everything else they did wrong. And that the pandemic was the excuse the markets would have to finally collapse after almost three years of massive overpricing and ignoring of market realities. it's almost as though someone completely dismantled all the non-terrorism emergency preparedness bodies in the executive branch, left various public health agencies critically underfunded, refused to appoint multiple cabinet-level and sub-cabinet positions, ignored the advice of the CDC, and delegated response authority to a bunch of dudes who are more concerned about public relations than limiting the spread of a likely pandemic
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Colonel Cancer posted:poo poo! And here I was composing a post about fleeing to Quebec and hiding out in some small french village until this whole thing blows over. Coronavirus will just get confused by all the mangled French and leave, right? come to PEI before we blow the bridge
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A Real Hologram posted:Y’all bean hoarders are scrub tier. We be stocking up on IOSAT
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Thankfully one look at a poutine and the virus will flee back to whence it came. Health minister currently reassuring the population by saying the coronavirus is essentially like the common cold, you run a bit of a fever, have a bit of respiratory problems then it's gone. Thank god! e: From 2 days ago, seven people being investigated for possible infection: https://montrealgazette.com/news/quebec/seven-in-quebec-being-investigated-for-coronavirus-infection Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Feb 28, 2020 |
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Are there any cases in South America or Africa yet It might be time for a nice long tropical vacation
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2019-nCoV has become 2019-nDoG Dog Found to Have ‘Low Level’ of Coronavirus in Hong Kong quote:The pet dog of a coronavirus patient in Hong Kong has been found to have a “low level” of the virus, the Hong Kong government said early Friday.
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Well the virus has already jumped a couple of species to start infecting humans, they are speculating it may have started in bats and jumped to pangolins and then us.
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This owns, infect the planet!
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Plus everyone keeps calling it CoRvid-19 so it's only a matter of time before the crows and ravens get involved and kill us all.
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they know who the bad people are hope you've lived your life responsibly
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Helith posted:Plus everyone keeps calling it CoRvid-19 so it's only a matter of time before the crows and ravens get involved and kill us all. we deserve it
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Colonel Cancer posted:It's just a flu guys it's all gonna blow over lol pretty much
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1233208695099666433 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1233218304271167489 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1233220106324451328 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1233235705243013122 AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Feb 28, 2020 |
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Tokyo Disneyland closing for two weeks.
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you can't say what happened without the phrase the president tweeted. its over
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Invest everything in weed company stocks and beer companies. Business is booming for them I'm sure. I'm scared, bros.
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weed is actually doing terribly because surprise, no one wants to buy primo weed or pay hefty tax on it
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in CO all the weed tax money is funding for the infinite construction project racket we got going on forever
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Should I avoid going to the girlyfriend's roller derby and meet her parents who came back from taiwan recently?
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dead prez posted:in CO all the weed tax money is funding for the infinite construction project racket we got going on forever And jails, schools, all that jazz.
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Non Serviam posted:First confirmed case in the Netherlands. A dude who had just returned from Italy. Link? nothing is going to stop me from going home but which city is it in? edit: tilburg, that’s barely NL. pfffft. Hyzenth1ay fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Feb 28, 2020 |
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:And jails, schools, all that jazz. theres actually part of the bill that forbids the profits from being used on schools. that was part of the argument for them trying to keep the state taxes last ballot season, to fix up schools because they couldnt with weed tax. they are greedy as gently caress. we should amend the weed bill to spend on schools i dont know why that wasn't obviously a thing from the start
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Helith posted:Plus everyone keeps calling it CoRvid-19 so it's only a matter of time before the crows and ravens get involved and kill us all. Before they get involved? ...who do you think designed the virus!!!
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dr_rat posted:Before they get involved? ...who do you think designed the virus!!! can we just call it crow flu
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dead prez posted:theres actually part of the bill that forbids the profits from being used on schools. that was part of the argument for them trying to keep the state taxes last ballot season, to fix up schools because they couldnt with weed tax. they are greedy as gently caress. we should amend the weed bill to spend on schools i dont know why that wasn't obviously a thing from the start I'm probably remembering something about using weed tax money on rural schools, but I didn't hear the end of it so I assumed it was just going on like when Pueblo used a pile of weed tax money on refurbishing their jail, because locals don't want to build a new one and have shot it down in a county ballot vote. Colorado is weird. We really should be dumping that money in the general fund but noooo, it's all special. Also the MED could use more enforcement and compliance people, because some of these grows are shadier than a thousand year old forest.
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More spreading! 1st case in NZ, traveller from Iran: https://www.tvnz.co.nz/content/tvnz/onenews/story/2020/02/28/hold-hold-coronavirus.html
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thepaladin4488 posted:More spreading! 1st case in NZ, traveller from Iran: Oh god, now where will the rich people go??
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Sneak Lemming posted:can we just call it crow flu The crow virus causes the wuflu
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The Oldest Man posted:Oh god, now where will the rich people go?? Not Mars, though, because who knows how much coronavirus the native Martians might be packing.
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Nature finally says "gently caress it" Its good hey!  This is the price you pay when you eat an exotic animal, ya fucks
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Spermanent Record posted:Guess who just got quarantined.... Did Burt leave for his cruise already? 
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