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zoux posted:Like, what's your game here? Scaring people, getting quotes, I don't get all the doomsaying going on around here. You wanna be right that bad? It's like people get a thrill out of saying worst case scenarios to people, I don't understand it at all. Okay if we're going to quote market watch and not the actual report, here's the same study from a report three days later than your link. The "doomsaying" is just using actual numbers and not downplaying that this is an actual pandemic of an actually deadly disease and that maybe people should stay the gently caress home if they're feeling sick rather than assuming that it's fine. My "game" is counteracting idiots who try to say that it's perfectly normal because that can lead to folks patient zeroing their workplaces and possibly killing people or flooding hospitals with sick folks. It's similar to shouting down folks who say that vaccination is actually bad, or that getting measles is good for kids, or that essential oils cure the flu. What is your game here, zoux?
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Inceltown posted:Can't we all just have a little hope that a bunch of boomers will die, even if only for a little while? Very Well
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Life comes at you fast https://twitter.com/peterliakhov/status/1232935546072293376?s=21
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Somfin posted:What is your game here, zoux? The same it always is: be arrogant and act superior towards everyone and everything. Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 01:17 on Feb 28, 2020 |
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christmas boots posted:I’m really annoyed that you didn’t offer to buy him a Corona Corona with lime disease
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Platystemon posted:Corona with lime disease I've already got the lyme, just need the corona now. I leave for Tokyo in 12 hours. RIP me
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Somfin posted:Okay if we're going to quote market watch and not the actual report, here's the same study from a report three days later than your link. I'm just trying to have a positive effect on people's lives by painting a realistic picture of what's going to happen instead of being a morbid ghoul who likes to tell people worst case scenarios that almost certainly won't come to pass. But you know, contribute to the panic if you enjoy it I guess Sandwich Anarchist posted:The same it always is: be arrogant and act superior towards everyone and everything. Starting to think when you said that you hoped to help me after you missed an obvious joke that you weren't being entirely sincere.
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zoux posted:I'm just trying to have a positive effect on people's lives by painting a realistic picture of what's going to happen instead of being a morbid ghoul who likes to tell people worst case scenarios that almost certainly won't come to pass. But you know, contribute to the panic if you enjoy it I guess "Painting a realistic picture of what's going to happen" is one of those things that has to change based on new information. If you know better than actual epidemiologists and your data can contradict the people conducting up-to-date ground-level research that I've posted in this thread, please go ahead and submit that information to a reputable source to have it checked because that would be super fuckin' valuable to the people trying to contain and cure this pandemic. Otherwise you're allowing your unfiltered, uninformed  to contradict actual information about what's going on.Folks who talk like you are not gonna have a positive effect on my life if y'all convince someone who's actually sick to come in to work and hit my immune-compromised colleagues and students with a potentially deadly disease
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Ladies, gentlemen, all those in between, did we all forget the fact that the virus is actually... good? The virus is good. It kills poor people and makes rich people richer. https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1233095943144136704
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friends we came here to post good tweets, do not let the virus make you sick with hate https://twitter.com/MarshallJulius/status/1230463695140085762
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Please let's not argue about the coronavirus in this thread. I'm not saying it's not worth discussing, but not here.
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https://twitter.com/bigmusicfan69/status/1232753644589780994 Edit: this one got the axe but I managed to catch it  Not sure I understand this one. I mean I get the Eagles reference but is that all there is? Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 03:28 on Feb 28, 2020 |
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Mak0rz posted:Edit: this one got the axe but I managed to catch it Atari is literally starting a hotel chain. e: my guess is someone at corporate went "you can't say that, check-out is at 11 AM". e2: yes I know it says "check-in", many people are as dumb as I am SneezeOfTheDecade has a new favorite as of 03:51 on Feb 28, 2020 |
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Tiggum posted:What do the colours mean? Why are there two pairs at the bottom who aren't connected to the rest? Why are some people connected by three lines instead of one? https://twitter.com/intrnetdaughter/status/1233072106646253568 E: no clue why they chose to add two unconnected couples at the bottom though
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Post Good Tweets: he keep saying Pasta Pasta Pasta
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TinTower posted:I made a joke on twitter and then I found out someone already made it: That's just a new version of an old Bruce Sterling super short story. The phone rang and I answered it. A voice said "can I have a minute of your time?" I said yes. They said "thank you" and hung up, suddenly I felt a little older.
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Skwirl posted:That's just a new version of an old Bruce Sterling super short story. Surely the archetype of a trickster fae is centuries older?
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okay, which one of you is this https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1233361607067144192
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Pastry of the Year posted:okay, which one of you is this I think we can safely agree that that tweet is all of us.
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Pastry of the Year posted:okay, which one of you is this Giving me a crazy flashback to a playground argument when I was like 8 years old. A kid in another class insulted me by saying I had a fat wiener and I spent the rest of recess trying (unsuccessfully) to convince him that a girthsome hog was a desirable trait. Of course I didn't have that sort of vocabulary back then, so I was just shouting "A FAT WIENER IS A GOOD THING IDIOT!"
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:"A FAT WIENER IS A GOOD THING IDIOT!" Strong contender for a new thread title tbh
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Skwirl posted:That's just a new version of an old Bruce Sterling super short story. There was an old Bruno the Bandit story-arc based on a similar idea.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:The rare good Musktweet: Nope
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:Giving me a crazy flashback to a playground argument when I was like 8 years old. A kid in another class insulted me by saying I had a fat wiener and I spent the rest of recess trying (unsuccessfully) to convince him that a girthsome hog was a desirable trait. Of course I didn't have that sort of vocabulary back then, so I was just shouting "A FAT WIENER IS A GOOD THING IDIOT!" Holy poo poo. This happened to me, too. I was in 8th grade and they would pair us up with “little brothers” in 1st grade. There was a kid in 1st grade who knew enough to know you should mock someone’s dick, but not enough to know which direction to go with it. So he looked at me, a goony looking lad, and told me I had a fat dick. Then he told me he’d tell everyone I had a fat dick. In hindsight, I should’ve been a lot more concerned about the implication of how he came to know that as opposed to just trying to keep a straight face and going “oh no, please don’t tell all of those girls in my class”
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